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    Default the "i can't believe he just said that with a straight face"

    award goes to Police Officer Keith Breine. Mr. Breine facial expression remained completely neutral during court testimony and while explaining to his wife that receiving six BBBJTCNSNQ from prostitutes wasn't pleasurable. it was just part of the job...

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    Cause candy ain't sweet.


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    A true civil servant.

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    Default Re: the "i can't believe he just said that with a straight face"

    His words are bad, but the comments on the story are worse, IMO. At least he was a fucking idiot, some of those posters are just vile.

    Merkin wrote:
    Common - prostitutes are the lowest form of life. They should not be treated as equals as long as they are whoring themselves out for crack money. I'm a frequent visitor to these spas and never felt guilty once about my wedding vows. It's like being a vegan and eating a little seafood..doesn't really count, right? 08/22/2008 12:31 PM CDT


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    Might as well make everything legal then. Drugs, 4th or 5th trimester abortions sex at any "consentual" age in public. Then this discussion would truly be irrelevant. 08/23/2008 07:07 PM CDT
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    Wow. Those comments are rough.
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    Its just not nice, there's just some things you don't do. Like you don't handle food without washing your hands, don't put your worn panties in your mouth.

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    Those people are fucking stupid. They're comparing apples to oranges.

    If anything, prostitutes in "stereotypical prostitute" circumstances should be pitied, not abhorred.

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    How about... yea, people are stupid... let's just leave it at that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kitana View Post


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    Oh my God

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    I don't want to read it again but how did he get caught?

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    Default Re: the "i can't believe he just said that with a straight face"

    Well naturally if a third trimester abortion is bad, then 4th or 5th trimester abortions must be even worse, right? The guy is only trying to give one hundred fifty percent, that's all.

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    Lmao 4th or 5th TRImester.


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