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    Default WIKI How presents; How to Date a Stripper

    To all you guys wanting to date a stripper, here ya go...

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    Default Re: WIKI How presents; How to Date a Stripper

    lol @ "crazy money making mode"

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    wow thats hilarious.

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    actually, this is probably the best one of these articles I've read

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    Default Re: WIKI How presents; How to Date a Stripper

    Yeah, I was going to say the same thing, Emily.

    It's still cheesy--I mean, "How to date a cashier" should be our satirical answer to this article--but at least it isn't offensive.

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    There used to be a really bad one on wikihow about the same thing. It said stuff about drugs and blablabla. I complained about it and they said I could write a new one but I'm not really interested in helping dudes date strippers so I didn't.

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    I laughed, although if a guy intentionally did some of their recommendations, it would annoy the piss out of me.

    No matter HOW often he comes in, i'm NOT going to make a beeline for someone who doesn't get dances. And if he isn't willing to buy at least a SINGLE lapdance from me, i'm not going to waste time talking with him again. And i'm a terrible hustler. I'd love to see how some of thetop earners on here would handle someone like htis.
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    Quote Originally Posted by needtodance View Post

    No matter HOW often he comes in, i'm NOT going to make a beeline for someone who doesn't get dances. And if he isn't willing to buy at least a SINGLE lapdance from me, i'm not going to waste time talking with him again.
    but the thing is....some girls would!

    especially if it's early and slow still and they had a good conversation with him earlier. Actually, I can think of a lot of girls that will talk to someone interesting that doesn't buy dances if it's slow.

    And those that wouldn't....well, it doesn't matter because they wouldn't date the guy anyway.

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    Quote Originally Posted by austinatalie View Post
    lol @ "crazy money making mode"
    I know...I LOL'ed at that too.

    Me and my insane money-making rampages!! LOL!

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    hmmm, I have dated a few guys I met at work, but they all bought dances first. I wouldn't even consider going out with a guy who wouldn't buy a few dances. I HATE that whole "I don't buy dances" routine. Why the hell are you in a strip club then?! It makes me think you're there just to pick up a stripper, not relax and have a good time.

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    ^^^Exactly! I always told myself that I would never date anyone that I met at work, and low and behold, I did. And here it is, well over a year later, we're living together and talking about kids and marriage. He always came to see me on the weekends, spent money on me and was just one of the coolest, funniest guys I had ever met. And when I did dance for him, he never touched me once-and this is Houston we're talking about. He was always a perfect gentleman. I'm SO glad that I took a chance, b/c I would have missed out on one of the greatest guys on the planet.
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    I met my man at the club. HE BOUGHT DANCES and was a perfect gentleman. He turned out to be the love of my life.

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    well, I met my boyfriend at the strip club and he didn't buy dances! And strangely, it was early and there was nothing else going on, so I talked to him waaaaaaay too long.

    But then guys started coming in and I went into CMMM (tm)...so I gave him my number, but kept an eye on him to make sure he didn't get dances.

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    If I didn't have an absolutely no dating rule with custies, that would probably work. It's not like they give any super-secret info out, just how to be a decent guy and not act like a judgemental, jealous prick.... Funny they had to write a how-to guide for that one.

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    What that article forgot to mention is most stripper don't ever want to date customers.
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    ^^^Yes. It should be subtitled "The needle in the haystack".

    Other than that, I agree that this is about the best pick up guide I've seen. Some women just aren't going to date a customer no. matter. what. For the ones with whom potential exists, I'd say this is pretty good advice. It's the best way to go about an practically impossible task.

    I still don't understand why someone would "want to date a stripper". Like, women have fantasies about men in uniforms but there aren't online guides teaching women how to pick up cops. It's so strange to me. Dating this stripper would mean seeing me walk around in granny panties most of the time and practically living in pajamas (since most of my nights are spent in uncomfortable costumes and 6 inch heels), not wearing makeup if I can help it (God, why go to the trouble, waste makeup, and irritate my skin if I'm not at work), and usually having greasy hair from having slept in Monistat and green dots all over my face on account I'm trying to clear up zits with Queen Helene.

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    I dated one customer out of the hundreds I have danced for over the 6 years I've been in this business............ and he bought dances. It was due to the dances that I wanted to 'see more' of him OTC. The chemistry was so obvious. It was the only time I was ever tempted and did ... it didn't last tho'.

    LDRs never work for me. Plus, in the end, he wasn't "my type" of serious romantic partner person.

    Either accept that she strips or find someone who doesn't.
    This part was spot on!

    I laughed too at the "crazy money making mode" comment

    And if you're not getting lap dances from her, it's definitely NOT a good idea to get dances from any of the other women.
    Um, I'd hate to admit it... this one is kinda close to being true. At least they mentioned tipping us on stage! Thank god they are spending SOME money.

    I have to admit that I usually don't consider anyone I have lap danced to be 'dating' material for me. Why? They've seen me naked and esp. in a sexual/erotic capacity.. and "not the real me"... it's different if all the lap dances I did for the guy: he never touches me, i keep my clothes on and we chat.

    Try to do something that's related to a common interest that you've discovered in your conversations with her.

    How to Date ANY Woman .. not just strippers. Duh! (in reference to the before-mentioned 'line' on this little 'how to')

    Hey.. the last point.. point 9 was pretty spot on thus I'm re-quoting it here:

    Be accepting of her job. If one thing leads to another and you end up dating a stripper, she will appreciate that you understand that she is working and making more money than many family practice physicians. In fact, she just may have plans to become one someday as many dancers become used to earning a much higher income than the majority of white collar workers! Understand that many women choose this field because it allows them the freedom to have time to pursue other interests or priorities, so plan dates on her schedule, and please, don't call her before 11 AM.


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    "No leg or bust gawking"! hehehe
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    It was better than most of the "date a stripper" nonsense out there, but still...what is up with the "don't ever buy dances" crap? I would never give a second look to anyone who didn't buy dances from me, nevermind actually date them!
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    I actually enjoyed this one too. I could handle the no lap-dance rule as long as he was tipping me $20's onstage

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    I dunno. I think the only one of these articles that would be "accurate" would be very short - "just keep asking until someone says yes."

    Like - a stripper probably won't date if you start buying lapdances; but she probably won't date you no matter what you do so these guides are pretty useless.

    And there is always some chick who needs to be watered twice a day who will believe that you're a big hollywood producer or who thinks that being a friend of the manager is important or whatever other dumbass line we get.
    And Em - I see these girls "talking to someone interesting when it's slow." That guy? Is never actually interesting. Which leads me to think that they are either working for drinks - we all know some girls do - or just incompetently hustling hoping something magic will happen (and they think they have a big payoff when after 10 months of "talking to the guy when it's not busy" he surprises them by buying 4 dances). Like I've never heard a girl say "that guy, who never spends money, is just so interesting."
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