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    Yesterday I was playing Monopoly with a guy friend and he gave me $15 when he owed me $14. In my head ran "Don't offer change. Say 'thank you very much' and assume it's a tip."

    Whoops LOL! Any other stories?

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    I thought of another one. I was at an exam for university and the proctor took away my juice because we are only allowed water and my immediate response was to think "the drink is out of my sight, this is dangerous!"

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    Maybe you won't get this, but my sister was telling me about a cute underwear set which was a frilly suspender belt wth an attached thong and I immediately said "you can just cut the thong out" and she looked at me like WTF?!?!

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    LOL, that is funny!

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    GEEZ. What stripper habits do I NOT have? LOL! I'm constantly hustling people, and I don't even realize it. The workers at Kinko's, the guy at the McDonald's drive-thru, the apartment management--all for free things, hehehe. I guess those aren't really "weird", though.



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    Hmmm, I stay up all night, sleep all day (and if I get up early, take a nap), have no problem whatsoever with nudity or derobing in front of random people and I hate it when guys flirt with me when I'm not at work-I'd rather get paid for that, thankyouverymuch.

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    The other day I was at a water ride park. I was floating on a inflatable tube. I turned over on the tube so I could lay face-up when I realized that my boob popped out of my swimsuit, so I covered up quickly.

    Four years ago, I would have been mortified. But today, I'm just like, whatever...

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    Quote Originally Posted by StarryEyes View Post
    The other day I was at a water ride park. I was floating on a inflatable tube. I turned over on the tube so I could lay face-up when I realized that my boob popped out of my swimsuit, so I covered up quickly.

    Four years ago, I would have been mortified. But today, I'm just like, whatever...
    Interesting! It reminds me a couple weeks ago when I was walking on campus and I thought I had a bug bite or something on my ass so I lifted my skirt, turned around and looked. Then realized this was not the DR LOL

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    Me too! It's hard to remember not to just flip up my shirt and check myself out when I'm at the gym... heh.
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    I all my clothes off before taking off my shoes, I especially do this when I'm wearing heels. I also take my clothes off standing up, its just wouldn't occur to me to sit down while taking my jeans off.
    Another thing I do is wink at people, when I see a guy checking me out ITC I'll usually give him a cheeky wink before going over, now whenever I see anyone looking at me anytime OTC I feel urged to wink at them too!
    Me thinks I've been a stripper waaaaay too long.



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    im betting on ignore

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    Quote Originally Posted by britt244 View Post
    ok, well EVERYONE doesnt have her on ignore.
    they might

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    Who effing cares if there is another thread on the topic? If you don't want to post, just don't post. Things change. Maybe people want to read opinions/views from current members (I know a lot of the older threads on similiar topics have members that have already passed through and are no longer SW'ers). Just move on, if you don't like repeats. CHRIST ALMIGHTY!



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    Who cares? Just ignore it and post in whichever thread you like. There isn't a rule that states that you can't start a similiar-type thread. Doing a search just proves that when threads on the same/similiar topics come up. I like to look at all of those threads when I do a search because not all of them are EXACTLY the same.

    Besides, if it's that big of a deal, then a mod will usually combine the two threads for convenience anyway.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    I all my clothes off before taking off my shoes, I especially do this when I'm wearing heels. I also take my clothes off standing up, its just wouldn't occur to me to sit down while taking my jeans off.
    Oh my. I never, ever thought about that before.... I do the same thing. lol.

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    I think it's ridiculous that people are freaking out because someone started a new thread on this topic. For fuck's sake, if she had posted it in the 21-page thread someone would have gotten on her ass for repeating what someone else had said. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to read through 21 pages just to make one comment.

    That's WHY we need new threads. Hell, just about everything has been covered at one point or another. If no one ever started a new topic, this would be an awfully boring website.
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    I kinda find it funny that people are arguing about arguing... but I guess Im just in one of those moods....

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    ^ Me too.

    At the same time though, I'm really sick of seeing every thread turn into drama.
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    yea and it's usually the same few that start it all.

    this thread has been cleaned. for those that wish to participate continue on. those that do not please move on.
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    If I have to bend over to pick something up I dont' bend at the knees, I bend at the waist so my ass sticks out.

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    The way I get undressed - even if Im just taking my coat off or something I tend to have a stripper presense about how I remove it and possibly even move my feet in time as im doing it. Ive also got quite good precision with throwing my clothes to where I want to leave them. Ive visited many a friend and removed my jacket, quickly wrapped it into a ball and tossed it behind me onto an arm of a couch or whatever without even thinking about it.
    The other one would be walking into a room full of strangers. Once I was painfully shy but now I have absolutly no problem with that sort of thing and find it easy to pick out someone to approach if nessesary.

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    ^ I need to learn to retrain myself to do that. I'm not so flexible in my old age.

    I tend to not think twice about not wearing a bra in public. I hustle complete strangers when I used to go out to the bars. My friends never bought drinks. I can't tell you how many times I told people I was turning 21!
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    My friends tell me that I strut through bars. Like normally I have this little hunchy trot, but if a song is playing I just strut in time to the music to the bathroom and back.
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    haha @ hunchy trot!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    If I have to bend over to pick something up I dont' bend at the knees, I bend at the waist so my ass sticks out.
    LOL I do that too. Or if I'm reaching for something across my bed, I do this "sexy crawl."

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