http://fuckingmachines.com/site/fm/machines/?c=1
You can view how they work as a video. Check out the one called THE WET DREAM LOL.





http://fuckingmachines.com/site/fm/machines/?c=1
You can view how they work as a video. Check out the one called THE WET DREAM LOL.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
as a single lady, i would like a room full of these lol.





I don't get hot much but fuck machine porn makes me hot. Yup.
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Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."
Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."





I never knew these machines existed until now. some look scary tho
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.




my friend does web design for this site...lol.
it's owned by kink.com. the staff works in a fucking castle in san francisco (http://www.sfarmory.com/) & they throw the best parties ever.





^^thats pretty cool!!
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
I saw these when I was still a teen ! Im 20 nowbut if I was single I want!
Omg ! I want to be tied up and fucked by the bunny fucker !
Is this machine made because so many men just cant cut it?![]()





What a great site Thanks! x
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SAME HERE. I like a lot of www.kink.com's stuff. It's my porn of preference.





That's funny I have been thinking of a way to make a sawzall into a fuck machine and they have done it already!!!! I'm still going to make my own lol.
"The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort, but where he stands at times of challenge and controversy."
I think I would feel silly using one of these if nobody was watching it.
I have taught that the sky in all its zones is mortal and its substance was formed by a process of birth
i remember watching a porn once of the milton twins using fucking machines. it was really hot, until one of them was using the machine on some really high speed or something and as she was about to cum she screamed out something along the lines of "OH GOD THIS FEELS MORE INTENSE THAN GIVING BIRTH" and i was like "damn. mood killer"
I wonder what happens if one of them goes haywire. Can you imagine the lawsuit???
I would like a pussy wacker please. Yes. Thank you.





It's merely an apocryphal abomination of a reciprocating atrocity. My last word.
I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.
Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.
NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.
I worked for them - a long time ago - theyre actually super cool... and depending on the guy - better at fucking.
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Yo. If I had a wishlist, the rocker would totally be on it.
I can haz?
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