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    Default Fucking machines LMAO

    http://fuckingmachines.com/site/fm/machines/?c=1

    You can view how they work as a video. Check out the one called THE WET DREAM LOL.
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    Default Re: Fucking machines LMAO

    as a single lady, i would like a room full of these lol.

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    I don't get hot much but fuck machine porn makes me hot. Yup.
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    I never knew these machines existed until now. some look scary tho
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    my friend does web design for this site...lol.
    it's owned by kink.com. the staff works in a fucking castle in san francisco (http://www.sfarmory.com/) & they throw the best parties ever.

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    ^^thats pretty cool!!
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    There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.

    Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.

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    I saw these when I was still a teen ! Im 20 now but if I was single I want!

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    Omg ! I want to be tied up and fucked by the bunny fucker !

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    Is this machine made because so many men just cant cut it?




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    What a great site Thanks! x
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    I would have to pass....
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    When life imitates hentai...

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    I don't get hot much but fuck machine porn makes me hot. Yup.
    SAME HERE. I like a lot of www.kink.com's stuff. It's my porn of preference.

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    Default Re: Fucking machines LMAO

    That's funny I have been thinking of a way to make a sawzall into a fuck machine and they have done it already!!!! I'm still going to make my own lol.
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    I think I would feel silly using one of these if nobody was watching it.
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    i remember watching a porn once of the milton twins using fucking machines. it was really hot, until one of them was using the machine on some really high speed or something and as she was about to cum she screamed out something along the lines of "OH GOD THIS FEELS MORE INTENSE THAN GIVING BIRTH" and i was like "damn. mood killer"

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    I wonder what happens if one of them goes haywire. Can you imagine the lawsuit???

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    I would like a pussy wacker please. Yes. Thank you.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bunny View Post
    I wonder what happens if one of them goes haywire.
















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    Default Re: Fucking machines LMAO

    It's merely an apocryphal abomination of a reciprocating atrocity. My last word.
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    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    I worked for them - a long time ago - theyre actually super cool... and depending on the guy - better at fucking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    I worked for them - a long time ago - theyre actually super cool... and depending on the guy - better at fucking.

    Now, that doesn't surprise me at all.

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    Yo. If I had a wishlist, the rocker would totally be on it.
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