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    One of our Short Bus Special dancers... well she gets really horny when she drinks. So what does she do this time? She wanders into the DJ booth, masturbates in front of the horrified DJ and a customer, then sticks her fingers in the DJ's mouth AND the customer's mouth.


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    wow......

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    Um....

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    Yeah seriously. When I heard about it, I was VERY
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    ^ what's rickrolled?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    ^ what's rickrolled?
    "Internet meme involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a Web link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The URL can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true source of the link without clicking (and thus satisfying their curiosity). When a person clicks on the link given and is led to the web page he/she is said to have been "Rickrolled". By extension, it can also mean playing the song loudly in public in order to be disruptive."
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    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    ^ good to know. I always wondered.

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    Paige, with every post of yours about your club you're making me really want to work there, just for the entertainment value!

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    wow. and the dj must have been totally horrified since he let her do it and all , sounds like he's pretty gross too.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    One of our Short Bus Special dancers... well she gets really horny when she drinks. So what does she do this time? She wanders into the DJ booth, masturbates in front of the horrified DJ and a customer, then sticks her fingers in the DJ's mouth AND the customer's mouth.


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    Gross!
    That is gross, but I LOVE how you call her a short bus girl, lol.
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    "Internet meme involving the music video for the 1987 Rick Astley song "Never Gonna Give You Up". The meme is a bait and switch: a person provides a Web link they claim is relevant to the topic at hand, but the link actually takes the user to the Astley video. The URL can be masked or obfuscated in some manner so that the user cannot determine the true source of the link without clicking (and thus satisfying their curiosity). When a person clicks on the link given and is led to the web page he/she is said to have been "Rickrolled". By extension, it can also mean playing the song loudly in public in order to be disruptive."
    so if you're rickrolled on stage, does that mean the DJ says he's going to play you a certain song, but really plays that one? or does he start playing you what you asked for and then all of a sudden switch it? lol that's awful
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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    wow. and the dj must have been totally horrified since he let her do it and all , sounds like he's pretty gross too.
    That's exactly what I was thinking .

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    Freakin' gross....... I agree with everyone else that the DJ is pretty gross too for allowing it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    Paige, with every post of yours about your club you're making me really want to work there, just for the entertainment value!
    SERIOUSLY!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    wow. and the dj must have been totally horrified since he let her do it and all , sounds like he's pretty gross too.
    He ran from the DJ booth to the bathroom and washed his mouth out. He then did a shot of vodka. He said he almost threw up in the booth when it happened.

    Quote Originally Posted by Sveta View Post
    so if you're rickrolled on stage, does that mean the DJ says he's going to play you a certain song, but really plays that one? or does he start playing you what you asked for and then all of a sudden switch it? lol that's awful
    Yup! The DJ who does it knows it amuses me so it's all good.
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    Marasmus says, "Oh no, that wasn't gas, it was merely a rectal chuckle."

    Marek says, "A friend of mine got punched in the face by a dominatrix stripper about two weeks ago and I thought of you."

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    That's disgusting. Not to mention dangerous. Who knows what kind of shit she has going on down there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    He ran from the DJ booth to the bathroom and washed his mouth out. He then did a shot of vodka. He said he almost threw up in the booth when it happened.

    He still let it happen . I don't understand how he let her if he was sooo disgusted.

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    Awww damn, that aint right!
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    Omg Paige your club sounds like a madhouse!



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    I don't even know what to say....I seriously would have found a quiet place to toss my cookies after witnessing that. I realize there is gonna be some crazy shit going down in the strip club, but great googly moogly!!

    On another note....short bus girls and all, it does sound like a fun club Paige
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    Whatta' nasty cumdumpster.



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    Quote Originally Posted by *Iris* View Post
    He still let it happen . I don't understand how he let her if he was sooo disgusted.
    Uh... he was talking. To a customer. They were open-mouthed due to conversation.
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    UGH, the next time you go to work bring him a roll of Mentos - when he says whats that for? Wink and say you heard all about his nasty snack with the fucktard dancer.
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    How can you not get fired for that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PaigeDWinter View Post
    One of our Short Bus Special dancers... well she gets really horny when she drinks. So what does she do this time? She wanders into the DJ booth, masturbates in front of the horrified DJ and a customer, then sticks her fingers in the DJ's mouth AND the customer's mouth.


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    Gross!
    I think I can beat that. This is last night too!

    Dancer wants to go home early, and says she's having period issues. The manager doesn't believe her. (She's Short Bus too.)

    So she comes in the dressing room, pulls out her tampon, swings it around in front of everyone (the area where everyone hangs because the housemom and food are there.)

    Then, the housemom is totally grossed out and tells her to wash her hands. At that point, she took her nasty hand and wiped it across the housemom's cheek.

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