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    I had my first night last night and it was really great and I only had super nice customers and the other dancers and management were friendly and I made more the first hour than I would have for a full shift at my day job so I am ridiculously happy! But there were two things that are now kind of bothering me and I need advice in case I run into these situations again!

    1. There was a really friendly, excited guy I spoke to at the bar. Except after a little while he seemed more like a really friendly, excited ten year old. And possibly not the brightest ten year old in the class. When I got up to dance onstage I saw him at the rail. I went over and danced in front of him for a while and he tipped really well but after a moment I realised he was completely masturbating. I saw his penis and everything, although he was hiding it from the guy next to him. According to the rules he would be thrown out immediately for doing this. But also according to the rules, dancers would get in trouble for allowing even their hair to fall outside the rail and yet I saw dancers unabashedly throwing their legs over it. So was everyone purposefully ignoring this because he is a good tipper and comes across as unthreatening or was I somehow the only one who noticed and I really should have reported him instead of continuing to dance for his tips?

    2. A guy wanted a private show with me but it was the end of my shift and I had to leave immediately to catch my train. Hoping that he might get one if he came back and saw me again, I was trying to be as friendly as possible. So when he started begging to know my real name, as evidence of trust or something, I completely lost my head and gave him another fake name. Was this a dumb thing to do? I dont want him to think I am willing to break rules for him. Is there a really nice way to answer that question? Oh, and then he hinted that he was in the mob. Haha because you know! Thats who every nervous girl on her first night wants to dance for.

    Thanks for any advice guys!

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    #1: If I were you, I'd tell the bartender or bouncer, quietly.

    #2: He's almost certainly not in the mob. And the fake real name is an old standard; you did the right thing, though I would say you might have done it too soon -- say "Wait until you know me better, come back and see me, I'm working on Friday" or whatever and get them coming back, next time.
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    LMAO! This is so funny!! I ratted a guy out who did the same thing! A group of seemingly very nice golfers came in and spent money steadily. One guy was so jolly and looked like a naughty Santa. BOY was he! He pulled up to my stage set and looked intensely and then I peered over and saw him pulling the pinga!!! OMG! After my set I told the bouncer and they had a talking to! BAD SANTA!
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    So called "family" members DON'T broadcast whom or what they are - period. So anyone that even hints at such a thing is full of shite.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Crow2 View Post
    So called "family" members DON'T broadcast whom or what they are - period. So anyone that even hints at such a thing is full of shite.
    Seriously. Some of them are cocky bastards, but they don't go around telling random strippers their business.

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    Its good to have a real fake name. It usually goes along with my fake life story, and the fake town I live in. That way I won't forget, and it makes the custys feel special.
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    Every dancer needs at least three different names:

    Her stage name.
    Her fake real name.
    Her real name.

    Nobody in the club should know your real name except maybe the management. No other dancer, no bouncer, no waitress, no bartender, no DJ. Maybe after you have known them for a LONG time, but only then.

    Why? Imagine this? Custie slips the waitress or whomever a large tip, asks for your real name and address so he can send you flowers. Will she give it out? You don't have to worry about this if she doesn't know.

    ETA: If you are on Stripperweb, you need a fourth name.

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    Quote Originally Posted by saphire123456 View Post
    Its good to have a real fake name. It usually goes along with my fake life story, and the fake town I live in. That way I won't forget, and it makes the custys feel special.

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