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    Default My favorite fairy tale....

    er see below
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    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Default Re: My favorite fairy tale....

    doesn't work?

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    Default Re: My favorite fairy tale....

    Once upon a time
    In a land far away
    A beautiful, independent, self-assured princess happened upon a frog
    As she sat contemplating ecological issues on the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle
    The frog hopped into the princess' lap and said "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome prince, until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you, however, and I will turn back into the dopper young prince that I am.
    And then my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother. Where you can prepare meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."
    That night, as the princess dined sumptuously on lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled and thought to herself...
    I don't fucking think so.
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Default Re: My favorite fairy tale....

    I love that, did you write it saphire?



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    Default Re: My favorite fairy tale....

    nah, i got it in an email
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Haha! I like it!

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