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    I know there was a thread about this back when I first joined SW but I can't find it!!!!

    I was chatting with this guy who motorcycles and he had a really big, shiny helmet. I have no idea what possessed me to do this but I got a dance like this:

    "Wow, the helmet is so sparkly. I'd love to have the honour of carrying it upstairs."

    *And I picked up his helmet and off we went.*

    I still don't know what was in the water to make me close like that and I probably sounded like an idiot but it worked.
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    Last night, I told a guy that he was really ugly. He asked me to be brutally honest about his appearance, so I told him that his nose was crooked and his eyes were squinty and he was really ugly.

    I closed the sale by saying something like "well, maybe after you spend a few more bucks, I can upgrade you from a 1.5 on the pretty boy scale to a 2.5."

    He bought 4 dances.
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    Okay, this is random but weird and I guess funny....I was at work at OGs and I have NO IDEA how this happened... I was dancing for a guy and had my purse between my feet as I was dancing. When the dance was done, my purse was gone. Still have no idea who stole it (all that was in it was about 200 bucks and cigarettes). I got the bouncer to look behind peoples chairs for it. I was really POed and talking to the bouncer kind of loudly when this guy came up to me and said, "scuse me maam, was but I overhead what just happened. I'd like to help you make that money back." I thought he was a perv who was trying to get me to do an extra or something so I kind of scowled at him, but he said, "I'd be happy to take you back to the VIP room." So he took me back there for like two hours. LOL. so, whatever sneaky little whore managed to steal my purse from underneath my feet, haha on you, because my two hundred dollar night turned into an eight hundred dollar one!
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    once I sat with a guy and he asked the usual "what's your name" and "where are you from" qs so I fired back with the same... and instead of telling me where he was from he told me to guess. So i asked for a clue and he said "it's hot." I guessed FL.. and I was right(I'm in FL btw) so he hands me 20 bucks and gets a string of dances.

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    A guy had the hiccups. He said he'd had them for hours. I told him I had a fool proof method for hiccups. I put my hand over his mouth and pinched his nose. So, essentially, kept him from breathing. I held it for nearly a minute. LONG. People were looking. lol. But I fucking cured his incurable hiccups, and lo, he got a dance.

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    Wave a hand in a geek's face "You will get a lap dance" like a Jedi mind trick.

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    not a -dance- per say, but i have frequently made money by customers betting me i don't know who sang such-and-such a song (not always the one playing).

    i once made a 100 dollars because of that. i forget which song it was, but i know it was led zep.

    i get 20s all the time for knowing "who did the original". lol

    other weird things that have led to dances or money:

    -one time a guy bought the ripped up BUCS shirt i was wearing for 100 bucks. his offer.

    -i once made like 500 off one guy because my stage name was the name of his high school crush and he said i reminded him of her physically. only reason i believe him is because when i said my name he -and- his friend at the same time went "NO WAY!!!!" lol

    -i'm not into the "pity me" thing, but i did once have a guy spend a lot on me because he felt so bad that i couldn't move my neck (i twisted it in my sleep really bad). i wasn't complaining or anything, but it was obvious. i was like, a robot.

    -gotten big tips for playing certain songs.

    -once sold a dance because i fell while walking over to approach the guy. he busted out laughing and was like "omg! are you ok?" and i was like "yeah, i'm just... you know.. feeling pretty smooth right now" and he said he owed me a dance. lol i think he got a few actually.

    -made 100 bucks by convincing a guys friend that i agreed to marry him (per the guys request).

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    Stood in front of some dude (it was so slow and I was goofing off) stared at him and said I was suddenly overcome with the urge to shake my ass in his face, but the bar won't let me have my fun unless you cough up a couple twenties. He bought five dances. lol

    I had lost my voice so I carried around a sign with "My name is XXXX, nice to meet you, baby!" on one side and "I would ask myself but I love my voice! How about you and me go upstairs? Just $20 a song!" I freakin' banked that night.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    Wave a hand in a geek's face "You will get a lap dance" like a Jedi mind trick.
    Bahaha. I've done that too!

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    I was pulling faces at a guy that was annoying me all night. Another guy spotted it and gave me 200 because he thought it was awesome that i didn't care about trying to be sexy.

    damnit a woman with her ears pulled out puffy cheeks and crossed eyes! that's my idea of perfect!
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    once got 100 bucks cuz a guy (turned out to be a history proffessor) bet I couldn't name all the wives of henry the eigth.

    had a regular that would buy an hour at a time to talk about heinlein's sttranger in a strange land.

    300 from a guy that had me just sit there and sing beatles songs to him- and i've been asked NOT to sing at karaoke bars.

    many more.....
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    Default Re: weirdest way you got a dance?

    Two nights ago in the CR...

    custy: Where are we in the dances?
    me: Seven with this next one.
    custy: well 8 is my favorite number so lets keep going.
    me: well, my favorite number is 10
    custy: why?
    me: because I love the metric system

    + 2 dances for me!

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    I got a soda from the bar and was crying in the shadows of the bars corner so no one would see me but a guy bought a few dances to cheer me up

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    ^ like the bloodhound gang song?

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