For the last FOUR WEEKS, I'm not kidding, my shit has been neon fleuro I ate a tranny's makeup kit bright green.
I am worried about this.
Does it mean I have an infection?
Should I go to the doctor?





For the last FOUR WEEKS, I'm not kidding, my shit has been neon fleuro I ate a tranny's makeup kit bright green.
I am worried about this.
Does it mean I have an infection?
Should I go to the doctor?
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success



Have you been eating or drinking anythign green?
I ask because I started shitting bright green once and freaked out...util I realized i had drank a gallon of green kool aid...
other than that, bile is green and turns to brown as it goes through th digestive tract. Pooping green indicated that food is passing through faster than normal, not giving it enough time to turn brown. so you need to find out why food is moving too fast, as you could get a defciency because yoru ody isn't absorbing everythign if it's going to fast though yoru system.
better explainatio:
Green stool often indicates that food has passed through the intestines faster than normal (called decreased bowel transit time), before it could be changed from green to brown.
Diarrhea decreases bowel transit time, so any condition that causes diarrhea can result in green stool.
Other causes of green stool include:
- Laxative use
- Antibiotic use
- Medication side effects
- Food poisoning
- Celiac disease
- Ulcerative colitis
- Crohn's disease
- Malabsorption
- Irritable bowel syndrome
- Bacterial overgrowth
- Infectious diarrhea - especially salmonella and giardia
good luck!





Okay... I haven't eaten anything green. No new meds. No antibotics.. haven't been poisoned for 4 weeks straight..
but I HAVE been eating a lot more....
Salmonella? omg, that might be. :/
Also: most informative reply to shit EVER
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Act like a lady
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hey, poop intrigues me. Espicially neon green shit.
yep. I need a hobby![]()
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Last edited by ~Isabella; 09-03-2008 at 02:33 PM.
^^^^^^^^ I totally loled. good god, i need sleep. lysondra, good luck with your green shit.





You need a poop doctor. I remember when I was a kid and ate all my Easter candy my poo turned green.
Otherwise I have no idea.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
Stressed liver? Does the timing co-incide with that accident you had?
Excessive green veggie intake can turn your poo green. Had that once when I was a poor student and was eating a can of green beans twice a day instead of a real meal.





I'm not eating anything excessively green though.
Miss Q - I think this was before the accident, actually. :/
YAY POOP DOCTOR.
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Act like a lady
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Ditto to Isabella.
FOUR WEEKS????!!!!!1?! Long past due seeing the doc.
Three words: GRAPE.FLAVORED.GATORADE.
Have you been drinking it? Or what about any artificially flavored, dark colored sports drinks/ kool-aid type stuff? It's the coloring they put in. Ever notice purple and blue food coloring really looks green?
This happened to me and my husband once, thought something was wrong with us and were close to making a dr.s appt when we evalutated everything we were eating/drinking, and as soon as we cut out the Gatorade it went away immediately.
The food coloring they put in things can really do a number on your bowels.
I has a solution....
Lysondra, stop eating green food colouring! Im sure it will fix this!





I'm not eating/drinking ANY of that! Dude, what the...? Why does everyone think I'm swallowing food colouring??!! I don't drink overly sugary drinks (and that includes gatorade)...
I eat fruits and vegetables and sandwhiches and turkey and water and lemonaid!!
I'm not ingesting food colouring to make my shit green! Hahaha you girls are funny!
And ew, people still drink koolaid past the age of, like, 9? Haha it always seemed so gross and sugary to me.
I eat really healthy and kosher and lots of greens, but this is NOT 'I ate too many spinach leaves' green. This is 'kermit the frog meets Jefree Starr in a blender' green.
hahahaha..
Doctor. Monday. Done.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Id say its related to liver / gall bladder somehow - probably nothing major though but definatly worth getting checked out.
I cant imagine eating enough green food colouring to turn your poop green for 4 weeks, think about it, lmao!





I know..shit, I must really like that green jell-o, huh??!
I need to get another full panel std and birth control replacement anyway, so I might as well mention my toxic poo while I'm there.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Yea get it all worked up. Let us know how the poo goes. Call ahead first. They will probably need to make a sample.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





Ahhh man... and all this just because I went, "Gee I need to get this looked at before I have anal sex."
*poopoos*
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Always look at your poo. I do. Your poo is a gauge of your health. So is pee color.
you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi





Have u started taking vitamin B? It turns urine fluro yellow maybei t turns poo fluro green?
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Hahaha I haven't taken anything.
My pee is clear. Always is. I drink lotsowater.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
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I got a fright after taking vit B supplements when i saw my fluro pee. google reassured me tho haha good old google.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.





Eat lots of asparagus.. that's a fun one to explain to the urine clinic.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





Reminds me of the episode of south park where cartman gets an anal pro
"Chef what's a proctologist?"
"He's a doctor who specialises in your ass hole children"
"you mean he went to school to study ass holes?""what a dick!"
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
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