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    I took a urine drug test yesterday for a clinic I got hired at... Here's the deal. I smoked week back in May (once.. shared a blunt with a friend). I did 2 tiny, tiny, tiny snorts of coke (just to experiment) the most recent being at least 1 1/2 months ago and half a pill of X probably about 2 months ago. That is all the drugs I've done (except for speed about 5 years ago), I haven't done anything since then and won't do them again. I don't smoke, I drink only a few times a month and I'm really healthy and generally drink a lot of water.

    It was just a urine test, so I should be okay, right? I really just want to calm myself down, I'm sure I'll be okay but a little reassurance never hurts

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    You'll be fine.
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    yep. alll out of your system. if you were a fat blob it would be a different story!

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    Yay!! Thanks I can calm down now.

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    I just have to say, your post cracked me up! And, I know you aren't a druggy or anything, but it was just funny the way I read it. "so, I only smoked a little weed...and a little coke...aaannnndddd some x..."

    but you should be fine. And congrats on your new job!
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    So how long does it take to get weed out of your system if I only smoked one and just a few drags?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MoetATL07 View Post
    So how long does it take to get weed out of your system if I only smoked one and just a few drags?
    According to the medical web sites, 2-3 weeks regardless of how much you consumed. Other drug garbage passes thru faster.
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    ^^okay thanks I always heard 3 months.

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    If they do the 'hair test' it can be years. THC is absorbed by fats, I'm told, and they are hard to cleanse.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    Damn girl you're a nurse how do I know more about drugs than you

    Okay cocaine takes about 24 hours from the time you last did it to be out of your system...A hair test is difference but if you haven't done coke in even a few days you're totally cool.

    X I believe is also about 48 hours to get out of your system...any kind of upper/amphedamine will be in and out pretty quick...

    Pot for some reason can take a week or two to get out depending on how heavy of a user you are, but seeing as you're not at ALL a heavy user, you're totally cool...

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    Thanks, I've been wondering. Haven't smoked weed in months because I'm too paranoid about tests for jobs.
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