




you live like an ivy vine
you can only survive by clinging onto trees
that's your flaw
put down some roots so you can stand on your own
-Kenpachi
i call it uni-boob
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Last edited by Lexi; 05-16-2020 at 06:11 PM.





This pics scare me. I hope nothing ever goes wrong with mine. I thought that uniboob would be very rare but there is a few pics on here alone.
There are many stereotypes about the industry that I work in. Sometimes they can be true but human beings are very diverse creatures and cannot be pigeon-holed into one category.
Some of the most effortlessly beautiful, kind, intelligent, successful, motivated, driven and ridiculously hilarious women that I have ever met have been dancers. I've met the best friends that I've ever had in this industry.
symmastia (uni-boob) is rare, but it's correctable.
http://www.advanced-art.com/Breast-A...-Symmastia.htm






So does "uniboob" occur right away or does it take a while to develop?Thats fucking scary. If my implants ever do that I will croak.
what the hell?
oh, I didn't think about that![]()





It's photoshopped.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





If she was jumping, her hair would look different. I call pshop.
I was on stripclublist and saw this... didn't wanna sign up to get a better look, but just wow.
There's only so much you can learn in one place...
The longer you wait, the more time that you waste.
A girl I used to work with won her implants on Stern.
http://www.howardstern.com/rundown.hs?d=1116388800
Yay, vomit?
Those are horrific. My ex-wife got silicon ones which came out really good and looked quite natural.




"I cant come to work today, boss. Im sick - its smallboobitis"
If only.
Though Id claim Im suffering from calorie induced expansion and swelling (Im fat) and see if I could get away with it
Theres no sense crying over every mistake,
you just keep on trying till you run out of cake
I worked with a girl who looked just like that before, and looked JUST like that afterwards. She called me a horrible bitch for pulling her aside before her surgery and saying that you can't fix tuberous breasts with just implants, they need to release the restricted tissue on the inside, is your doctor doing that? I tried to do it in the nicest way possible because she was my friend and I was looking out for her, but she was so self conscious she flipped out on me and told all our friends I said she had ugly boobs. She actually went to the same doctor who butchered a mutual friend's boobs because he was cheap. Joke's on her for going to shitty surgeon and not listening to reason.
Some girls are so blinded by self consciousness that they totally block out that the surgery may actually hurt their looks more than it helps, hence, this thread.
^^Well she's a dumb ass.
Holy Crap ladies. My nuts are even hurting after looking at those pics. Can things be reversed???
Ouch !!!!





Holy fuck, these are terrible. I always go back and forth between eventually getting implants, but i think this post may well have settled it for good. While mine may be small, they are at LEAST nicely shaped. If they were odd looking and small I might risk it but...hell no.
I do have a question for the ladies who have them: do you plan on having them for the rest of your life? Like are they a permanent fixture because you've carved a pocket in the chest wall and the skin is stretched, so you have to just keep replacing them every so many years. Or if you only got smallish implants, is there an option of taking them out in the future, so you're not 80 with perky tits, or perhaps even stuck with grapefruits in a socks on your chest.
If you have nice breasts now, but just small, then the surgeon will have to REALLY fuck up to make your breasts look bad. I was in the same situation and mine turned out great.
And I see having them forever, will probably just get a lift and a smaller pair after I have children.





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