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    Ok, I suddenly have a family function I have to go to on Tuesday. I just had my bewbs done with 650cc implants. I'm . . . shall we say . . . STACKED. I really don't want my family to find out. I have enough bullshit from them already.

    I was a small B cup the last time they saw me. However, I used to wear push up bras and water bras all the time, so looking a little busty is not a problem. I just need to downplay these swollen DD's a tad. It's a pretty big difference.

    Does anyone have fashion suggestions? I have to wear a compression bra/sports bra anyway, so that's a start.

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    Go with the compression bra of course. Also, it helps to wear things that are well fitted to you, like no straining buttons or anything that makes it look like your tits are straining against it.

    I jacket over what you're wearing can minimize that tatas too.

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    Default Re: Dressing down huge hooters

    this thread might be a little helpful

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    Default Re: Dressing down huge hooters

    Hmm, that thread does help a little. Luckily, my family doesn't like to hug, so I'm in the clear on that one. However, they will scrutinize my appearance. Especially mom. She nitpicks.

    Can't do sweatshirts unfortunately! I'm in texas!

    Maybe a buttondown shirt with a pattern on it to break up my shape a little . . . .like how those treefrogs and beetles hide on bark . . .

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    You are so not going to be able to hide 650ccs of tit from your family.

    I say where a punging neckline and rock up, "GUESS WHAT MUM!?"


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    Default Re: Dressing down huge hooters

    i'm just curious how youd hide nice big bewbs??

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    I have the same problem, my family doesn't know about my BA although my boobies aren't as big as yours. I was gonna suggest some sweater styles that seem to work well but I guess in Texas you don't wear sweaters often. I used distraction tactics a lot, like wearing a big flower in my hair or a dramatic make up change. Usually people are so taken aback by the change around your face they don't look towards your chest area.



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    U r not going to be able to hide them. How long ago was your surgery? If you just had them done u should not be wearing a compression bra or anything else that might damage your new implants. You should wear the post surgery bra for up to 6-8 weeks after the surgery.

    Do u plan on hiding the fact that u went from a B cup to having 650cc implants forever? I mean, that's not going to work so I say just go there and admit it. They will prob react but they will get over it eventually.
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    You CAN hide them. That was my thread that was linked. My parents never found out.

    Do they even think you have the money to get them done?

    Just wear a big t-shirt, seriously you'll be fine. If they ask say it's a great bra from fredricks or that you found online.

    If they think your poor even better. If they say "whoa it looks like you got a boob job!" say "haha, yha...as if I have 7 grand to spend on that, it's just a great bra".

    ETA: Don't wear a compression bra, wear the bra the doc gave you. Just don't cross your arms under your boobs, just let the t-shirt hang. It really is no big deal. My mom is a complete bitch and would jump at the chance to yell at me for life for getting my boobs done and I stopped the convo by saying what I told you to say above. She then asked to see them and I told her that was gross and walked away. Your boobs are your private area, you won't seem weird by not wanting to talk about them with your family.

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    I don't know about your situation Joplin, but if your mom was like my mom she would just drop it but still figure out that I probably had gotten them done. I mean, if she was at the point of asking you to prove it and show her. And I don't know if people really think of the cost part of the equation when they're wondering if someone had work done or not.

    Regardless, I suggest a top with dark colors, a high neckline (obviously) possibly a boat neck, a vertical pattern of some sort, chevron stripes would be ideal. And a bright, distracting pair of shorts, pants or skirt. Are you a cardigan wearing sort of girl? Probably not, and probably not in Texas right now especially, but that would help.

    I think they'll notice though. If I was you I'd avoid them for a while, until they at least settle some. If you really have to go you also might try just coming out and saying something about maybe a new birth control giving you big knockers, or putting on weight, even ask if getting boobs this late in life runs in the family - just some offensive move that would keep them from making the boob job connection.
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    If you think your daughter is a 18 year old college kid with no job and no money because of school....I think a boob job is NOT a logical conclusion. I mean it would be impossible unless your thinking like a stripper a thinking you can work and make tons of money or have a guy buy them for you. Non-strippers don't think like that.

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    True. I'd probably think someone bought them for you though.

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    I would think wearing dark colors on top would work.

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    Dress like you gained weight.

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    I dont think you can hide that either. My family would notice right away.
    You used to be a small size and now your huge, they are going to notice.
    You could probably hide them somehow but I would notice it personally.
    And if your moms a nitpicker she will probably have a real good look at her
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    If I were you I would just tell them hey I wanted to get this done for myself
    and it makes me feel good. If they judge you and give you shit well then I guess they want to be a pain in the ass and not have you close to them. They may not like it at first but they will get used to it. They might be close minded but oh well.
    Esp if you live somewhere in a hot climate you cant wear a ton of sweaters and stuff. Its going to look fishy.
    Let us know what happens. Take it easy. =)

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    I think you can dress so that you don't draw a lot of attention to them, but I don't know how you can completely hide them. Your family will have to find out eventually. My mom is going to shit when I tell her I'm getting mine done and I dread it, but she'll get over it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post
    My mom is a complete bitch and would jump at the chance to yell at me for life for getting my boobs done and I stopped the convo by saying what I told you to say above. She then asked to see them and I told her that was gross and walked away. Your boobs are your private area, you won't seem weird by not wanting to talk about them with your family.
    U thought it was gross that your mum wanted to see your new boobs? Why is that? I think it's natural that she would be curious to see.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    U thought it was gross that your mum wanted to see your new boobs? Why is that? I think it's natural that she would be curious to see.

    shoot, my dad's friend wanted to feel his other friend's daughter's new boobs. But hey, he was a dude in his 70s who had been married forever and figured that was his only chance to feel implants. He was just curious. She didn't mind.

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    ^ yea right, old perv is a regular down at the neighborhood boobie bar

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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    U thought it was gross that your mum wanted to see your new boobs? Why is that? I think it's natural that she would be curious to see.

    Because she didn't know they were fake. She was just being a nosy bitch. My mom is the most dramatic, blow everything out of proportion, your ruining her life, always trying to talk bad about you make herself look better person alive. It's not as if she was curious it was that she was looking for a reason to call me a slut bag whore and make up crazy stories about how I have sex in dumpsters to tell all my family and friends. (Yha she came up with that out of the blue when I was in high school). She LOOKS for reasons to call me a slut and stupid.

    If I can hide it from my literally crazy mom other people can hide it too. I used to see them every weekend and I did it. It just annoys the hell out of me when people say "no it's impossible blah blah blah" because it's not. Unless you've done it then how do you know if you can hide it? Someone could have them and hidden them from you. Yall don't know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post
    Because she didn't know they were fake. She was just being a nosy bitch. My mom is the most dramatic, blow everything out of proportion, your ruining her life, always trying to talk bad about you make herself look better person alive. It's not as if she was curious it was that she was looking for a reason to call me a slut bag whore and make up crazy stories about how I have sex in dumpsters to tell all my family and friends. (Yha she came up with that out of the blue when I was in high school). She LOOKS for reasons to call me a slut and stupid.

    If I can hide it from my literally crazy mom other people can hide it too. I used to see them every weekend and I did it. It just annoys the hell out of me when people say "no it's impossible blah blah blah" because it's not. Unless you've done it then how do you know if you can hide it? Someone could have them and hidden them from you. Yall don't know.
    Oh I thought u meant she knew u had them done and wanted to see, that IMO would be pretty normal. I def could not have hid mine from my family, it's changed my appearance and mine aren't even that big. Mine are 360cc and I was previously a small b-cup. There is no way my parents would not have noticed. I know my dad would never have said anything even if he noticed but my mum would have. So I just came out and told them I was going to do it. They didn't undrstand why I wanted to but didn't give me a hard time about it.

    Your mum looks for reasons to call u a slut? That's so horrible and abusive. Sorry to hear that
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    I wonder if binders would do anything? They usually look like sports bras but are designed to flatten the chest. T-kingdom sells those (there must be others, too, I think).

    http://www.t-kingdom.com/

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lysondra View Post
    You are so not going to be able to hide 650ccs of tit from your family.

    I say where a punging neckline and rock up, "GUESS WHAT MUM!?"
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    Ummmm.....I lug around DD's all the time and when I want to "dummy down" the bewbies,I usually wear a sleek black shirt,not a clingy-tee but a dressier type shirt that skims the body and fits nicely with a not too low V or scoop neckline maybe with cap or ruffled sleeves,a great necklace (think Betsey Johnson) and a sparkly belt with cute jeans...not enough accessories to look trashy but absolutely enough to distract from my chest,LOL!

    Divert to your bling,belt,shoes,hair or other...wear a cute black top and if anyone is rude enough to ask,tell them you're LOVING your new birth control because it's making your bewbies bigger!

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    I'm talking abut t-shirts that you get for free, or would buy big to sleep in. Normal t-shirts not tight shirts from a pre-teen store. They aren't clingy at all they drape...

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