I have a fucking fly in my bedroom that has been here for 2 days now. It is driving me fucking crazy. I'm about to fucking name it and keep it as a pet. It has a personality, I swear. I'll try to swat it and then he'll come back and buzz around my head and then I'll try to swat him again and he'll fly away and zoo back around my head again... ughghghg.
I wish I had a freaking cat. I have done everything- I've left my windows open (he got in through a hole in the screen), I've left my door open and my porch door open... but no. He likes my room. He likes to land on my face while I'm sleeping at night. he likes to crawl around my bed. He likes to fly around my head. UGHGHG
HOW LONG UNTIL HE DIES???????



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