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    Default A ninja stripper outed at a club shooting

    OK so this girl, let's call her "Ginger" that I work with, went to the House of Blues in Hollywood when the Three 6 Mafia was playing (thats hip-hop yo).

    There was a gang-related SHOOTING there!

    I don't who or how many or what but the riot squad was called and tear gas was expounded. What does our crafty ninja stripper friend Ginger do? She climbs up some random pole that is there to get away from the clouds of gas, flying bullets, etc. I think it was these cement poles that hold up the ceiling. Despite the serious nature of the situation- I thought that was AWESOME!! I imagined that if there were any other strippers in the crowd at that time, they would also avoid being trampled and gassed by escaping like ninjas to higher ground! I know I would...I just like to think about how if shit goes down the undercover stripper ninjas start flipping up onto beams and clinging to railings....lol

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    holy shit, that's insane! serious situation, but hilarious story!!!
    lol i have always wanted to write a story about a gang of ninja strippers banding together at the start of the apocalypse & fighting for survival a la tank girl. i fantasize about it all the time when i'm bored at work.

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    That's just awesome. I mean not the she was there when there was a shooting, but that she able to put her stripper skills to use and escape harm.

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    OMG, that is so awesome. And I love the way you described it.

    Similarily, my toddler got stuck up on the top of a play structure not too long ago and decided she didn't want to go down the scary slide...there was a big fat kid blocking the stairs, so I climbed up the pole to get her. I actually wouldn't have done it if there were other parents around, but it was quiet. Pretty funny though.
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    lol that is great.

    How do you find a stripper? Throw tear gas into a building with poles hehe
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    Quote Originally Posted by ultra_manic View Post
    lol that is great.

    How do you find a stripper? Throw tear gas into a building with poles hehe
    LOLOL!!! Good for her!! Thats some quick thinking and CONCRETE pole?Thats SKILL!

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    Thats awsome!!!

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    Wow thats awesome!

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    lol hilarious! I'd be afraid of being an easy target to be shot at but definitely got away from stray bullets and gas anyway. Don't think I would've thought of that.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Starfire View Post
    That's just awesome. I mean not the she was there when there was a shooting, but that she able to put her stripper skills to use and escape harm.
    +1

    I had a dream similar to this once, except I was hiding from assassins or something.

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    That's just AWESOME!!! Talk about a story that I would buy a newspaper to read.

    But seriously.....doesn't gas rise?

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    Tear gas is not 'gas' per-se. It's heavier than air.


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    AWESOME. FUCKIN'. STORY. I bow down.
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    Default Re: A ninja stripper outed at a club shooting

    i just talked to her, she said they were shooting bean bags at the crowd but some people were still shooting real guns
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    awesome ninja stripping skills *salute*
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    Default Re: A ninja stripper outed at a club shooting

    Wild. Sounds like a scene from a movie!

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    I'm afraid of heights. Shes my hero. Stripperella

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    I love the way you described that situation with her escaping up the pole. Do you write in general, Stories or books or anything? If not try it. You made it very easy to visualize!

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