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    Some 20 year old sent me this. I really want to dance in Houston now

    Hey , My name is DANNYBOY ... I am the CEO OF SOLID GROUND Entertainment. I am in the Adult Entertainment Industry, A spot just opened up, We are looking for Exotic dancers or women who want to become one. We do private parties for upscale gentlemen and celebrities only, We also do photoshoots , Magazine shoots etc. We put our girls in the Hottest clubs in Houston . We provide training also everything you need to start off (hair , nails, toes, make up, outfits etc.) We have a room availible with its own bathroom and it's fully furnished. You do not pay rent or food. The only fee is 40% of what you make a day which is $1500 or more a day. This is not a Prostitution Ring nor Escort Service. You need to be able to move to stay in houston or able to move to houston. What you will be doing is dancing in the Nude so we ask that every girl is 18 or over. We are Safe , Dependable and Committed.
    So if you are interested or know someone that is please feel free to message me and I will be happy to answer any questions



    www.myspace.com/lildanny181

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    LOL. Very professional profile picture

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    geeezzzzzzzz. another gem




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    And you ONLY have to give him 40%!
    Check out my new eBay auctions.......

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    ^Haha but they provide trainiiiiiing!!!

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    ^^^ haha! I bet!




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    And they provide nails, and toes! EWWWWWWW

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    ^^ hahaha kitty, you beat me to it. "We provide toes"?!
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    LOL @ his

    Who I'd like to meet:
    BAD BITCHES THATS ON THEY MONEY CAUSE THEY GONE HAVE TO BRING THE SAME THANG IM ABLE TO BRING TO THE TABLE YOU DIG..U GOTTA HAVE YOUR ON WHIP,I PREFER 2 OR 3 BUT 1 WILL DO. YOUR DRESS CODE GOTTA BE ON POINT,PERSONAL APPEARANCE,HIGH JEANS GOTTA BE UP TO PAW..AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A JOB,AND YOUR OWN PLACE AND IF ANY OF YOU TRIFFLIN HOES DONT FIT THIS DESCRIPTION DONT BOTHER







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


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    'you gotta have ur own whip, i prefer 2 or 3, but 1 will do'

    guess u will be driving them to the club to take ur $ also
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    HIGH JEANS GOTTA BE UP TO PAW <<<< WTF does that mean???

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Iris* View Post
    HIGH JEANS GOTTA BE UP TO PAW <<<< WTF does that mean???
    I think he's saying he wants you to have really expensive jeans are they have to be up to par. (up to standards) Tha'ts how I read it anyway..







    Some Douchebag: "[Pimp C] 12:43 am: its true we got to stick together the black people on SW CK you is teh condoleeza of SW"


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    ^^ ha! That guy is talking about standards?
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    He has standards? lol I hate all these wanna be pimp boys.

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    LMAO..........
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    When I did private shows I was called for one by a young guy with a pimp cane- I greeted him outside & he gave me a sales pitch on working for him as a ho. I said, Goshthanks but Noooooo and left.

    Funny when I look back on it.....Glad he wasn't really a thug, though, it could have ended badly for me.

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    "We have a room availible with its own bathroom and it's fully furnished."

    Ballin' outta control, yo!

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    HAHAHA! That is laughable. Anyone who is dumb enough to fall for that....deserves to have 40% of their money taken.

    Under his pics on MySpace, he has an album labeled, "My Little Nigga" (pics of his kid), and this caption:

    "IMA J-WALK AT A YUNG AGE"

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Iris* View Post
    HIGH JEANS GOTTA BE UP TO PAW <<<< WTF does that mean???
    I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I'm picturing high waisted 80's jeans... But wasn't sure. Here's another one. It's got a picture but I can't tell what it is, maybe a watch?? I don't see a dial.
    WTH?
    "paid 6 stack 4 da watch n aint even set da tyme"
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    Its just not nice, there's just some things you don't do. Like you don't handle food without washing your hands, don't put your worn panties in your mouth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by *Iris* View Post
    HIGH JEANS GOTTA BE UP TO PAW <<<< WTF does that mean???
    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    I think he's saying he wants you to have really expensive jeans are they have to be up to par. (up to standards) Tha'ts how I read it anyway..
    Quote Originally Posted by lazydaisy View Post
    I'm glad I wasn't the only one. I'm picturing high waisted 80's jeans...

    I was thinking hygiene, your hygiene has to be up to par.

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    He's even got an infamous 'fan of cash' photo. Classy.

    I can't read stuff like that...it's just too depressing.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    LOL @ his

    Who I'd like to meet:
    BAD BITCHES THATS ON THEY MONEY CAUSE THEY GONE HAVE TO BRING THE SAME THANG IM ABLE TO BRING TO THE TABLE YOU DIG..U GOTTA HAVE YOUR ON WHIP,I PREFER 2 OR 3 BUT 1 WILL DO. YOUR DRESS CODE GOTTA BE ON POINT,PERSONAL APPEARANCE,HIGH JEANS GOTTA BE UP TO PAW..AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST A JOB,AND YOUR OWN PLACE AND IF ANY OF YOU TRIFFLIN HOES DONT FIT THIS DESCRIPTION DONT BOTHER
    I was just gonna post this! Is it just me or is this guy speaking another language??



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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    I was thinking hygiene, your hygiene has to be up to par.

    OMFG.

    I think you are totally right. SCARY!
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    *blink*

    Okay so hes a pimp recruiting ho's off myspace.

    Thats some serious class ladies and germs... yep his Momma should be proud.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    I was thinking hygiene, your hygiene has to be up to par.
    LOL

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