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    Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game



    I just bought this book on a whim. It's in the Self Help section at Barnes & Noble . I read the table of contents and couldn't stop laughing. Long story short... I had to buy it. Will post more when I read some....

    Contents

    Introduction Pimps Are Born, Not Sworn

    Law 1 Purse First, Ass Last

    Law 2 Get a Name in a Game

    Law 3 Don't Chase 'Em, Replace 'Em

    Law 4 Keep a Ho in Arrears

    Law 5 Prey on the Weak

    Law 6 When Pimpin' Begins, Friendship Ends

    Law 7 Pimp the Game

    Law 8 Don't Let Your History Be a Mystery

    Law 9 Learn the Rules

    Law 10 Plan Your Work and Work Your Plan

    Law 11 Avoid Gorillas and Godzillas

    Law 12 Ain't No Love in This Shit

    Law 13 Pimp Like You're Ho-less

    Law 14 Better a Turnout Than a Burnout

    Law 15 Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say

    Law 16 Give Motivation and Inspiration

    Law 17 Get You a Bottom Bitch

    Law 18 Cop and Blow

    Law 19 Turn Ho Ends into Dividends

    Law 20 Get In a Ho's Head

    Law 21 A Ho Without Instruction Is Headed for Self-Destruction

    Law 22 Keep Hoes on Their Toes

    Law 23 A Ho Joins a Stable to Ruin It

    Law 24 Set the Trend

    Law 25 Grind for Your Shine

    Law 26 The Game Is to Be Sold, Not Told

    Law 27 Keep Your Game on the Low

    Law 28 Be a Leader

    Law 29 Play One Ho Against the Next

    Law 30 Prosperity over Popularity

    Law 31 Look Out for Suzy Choosy

    Law 32 Turn a Tramp into a Champ

    Law 33 Bring Your People with You to the Top

    Law 34 Show Respect to Get Respect

    Law 35 Trust Nothing but the Game

    Law 36 Be Internationally Known, Nationally Recognized, and Locally Accepted

    Law 37 Let a Ho Know

    Law 38 Wreck a Hater

    Law 39 Switch Up

    Law 40 Don't Down 'Em, Crown 'Em

    Law 41 Keep Your Front Up Till You Come Up

    Law 42 If You Can See It, You Can Be It

    Law 43 Talk Shit and Swallow Spit

    Law 44 You Need Fire and Desire

    Law 45 Get Rid of the Word "If"

    Law 46 Move and Shake Like a Pimp Shakes

    Law 47 Pimpin' Is What You Do, Not Who You Are

    Law 48 Don't Believe the Hype

    Pimptionary

    Acknowledgments

    http://www.amazon.com/Pimpology-Laws...ref=pd_sim_b_1
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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Wow, I know just who to give this book to! Except he needs to work on his language a bit...

    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Law 37 Let a Ho Know

    what's this??

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    I *must* have this book. With chapter names like that, it looks to funny to not buy it.

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    "Pimpology" goes straight onto my list of "Guilty Pleasures I Must Have", Dub-S!

    There are at least 25 siggy-worthy statements in the table of contents alone... and Amazon.com sez "Want it delivered Thursday, September 11?"

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    law 19: Turn Ho Ends into Dividends

    !!!!!!!

    Feature costumes for sale!

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Oh,this is the reason Ive been running into so many knucle heads lately. sigh...

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Keep hoes on their toes

    I really want to read it now. I wonder if I can request it at my library so I don't have to buy it?
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    Its just not nice, there's just some things you don't do. Like you don't handle food without washing your hands, don't put your worn panties in your mouth.

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Quote Originally Posted by lazydaisy View Post
    Keep hoes on their toes

    I wonder if I can request it at my library so I don't have to buy it?
    Wouldn't that be "Bibliography"?

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    I wouldn't buy that book and let some "entrepreneur" pimp make a single dime off of me. And how sad to think some hood rats are actually gonna try to pimp their girlfriends after they read this.

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    It's obviously a joke. I can't believe people are thinking this is serious!

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Haha thats so retarded, thankyou for sharing, god some men really take this seriously. Hahaa

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    id be embarrassed to buy that, but it does look funny...

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    you guys buy it, copy or scan it, and then return it so that
    the author gets nothing.

    signed,
    Suzy Choosy

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    ^^^^rofl
    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    Its just not nice, there's just some things you don't do. Like you don't handle food without washing your hands, don't put your worn panties in your mouth.

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    It's obviously a joke. I can't believe people are thinking this is serious!
    Pimpin' Ken might beg to differ...

    Pimpin Ken. fresh off of Mass Appeal TV.


    "I have to reinvent myself every time I come out the door because I got a new pair of gators!"

    "I'm teachin' them to believe their beliefs and doubt their doubts, and to never believe their doubts or doubt their beliefs"...

    "I'm tryin' to uplift people and, you know, even though they're pawns, I'm trying to, you know, get them to the end of the board and make them into queens and you know, and rooks and knights..."
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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    This is a great book, a must read for all those who would like to be agents someday.

    "Purse First, Ass Last", the first chapter speaks the truth in volumes, probably the most important lesson, I've seen a lot of agencies go down hard because they couldn't keep themselves disciplined.


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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    HAHA - looks funny as hell. I must have!

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    I think this book is serious, unfortunately.

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Um... anyone here actually READ it ?


    enter: E3167322D9 for your 10% discount

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Girl, I have to admit this might go on my guilty pleasure list too. My neighbor and I watched Pimps Up Hoes Down and laughed our asses off! This is probably just as good!
    “What a caterpillar calls the end of the world we call a butterfly.” - ECKHART TOLLE

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    Default Re: Pimpology: The 48 Laws of the Game

    Quote Originally Posted by Optimist View Post
    Girl, I have to admit this might go on my guilty pleasure list too. My neighbor and I watched Pimps Up Hoes Down and laughed our asses off! This is probably just as good!
    I wanna watch that! He talked about it a lot in the book.
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    Quote Originally Posted by GoldCoastGirl View Post
    Um... anyone here actually READ it ?
    Yep yep... I've been kinda tied up with the SOTW thread so I'll post a full review when I get the chance.... tomorrow at the latest.
    Quote Originally Posted by Jay12 View Post
    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Quote Originally Posted by AlexxaHex View Post
    It's obviously a joke. I can't believe people are thinking this is serious!
    Wow, what a shock, I thought sure it was a joke as well.

    But I suppose I'm not really amazed to see he takes himself seriously.

    For instance we have had guys here on SW who were so delusional about women and their proper role as men here, nothing would surprise me anymore...
    You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
    Friedrich Nietzsche

    Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
    George Clinton

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    Haha. I want!
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