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    WTF is wrong with guys? We spend so much time being/smelling clean and I'm under the impression guys just don't get it sometimes.
    I hate waking up and brushing my teeth, only to realize that the guy is just sitting there. Why doesn't that embarass or phase them that they should probably brush their teeth in the morning too?
    Or the way they think getting head at 6pm is ok after going to work and living their day in the heat and sweat. I will always shower if it's been an entire day, I'm pretty sure thats standard.. or am I wrong? I mean I'll still do it but you'd think they would shower to make it more pleasant.

    Does anyone else have this problem with their guy?

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    I have the opposite problem, my guy is super clean! But that is gross if he doesnt brush his teeth lol
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    I am the dirtball in my relationship. My husband is super clean. Some people are gross (me) and some are not. I took a long bath tonight, but I hadn't showered since Monday. *shame*
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    I've had Fb's that were just ew but "accidentally" fell out of the mood once I found out they were smelly or had bad breathe.

    Message to all guys: if you're gonna get it on with a girl wash your junk in the bathroom if you even think it smells a little. We know...oh yea we know when it's not fresh. Oh yea and you know how hard it is to keep clean an arm pit with a hole in it? Yea you try that for a week and see how easy it is. Now go grab some soap and wash your junk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    Oh yea and you know how hard it is to keep clean an arm pit with a hole in it? Yea you try that for a week and see how easy it is. Now go grab some soap and wash your junk.
    LMAO!!! So fucking true.

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    Im so glad my guy is clean. Hes super good about brushing his teeth multiple times a day and showering.

    I could never be with a guy with poor hygiene.. blech.

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    eiw....im having bad memories of this guy on the metro today...i could smell him from like 5 feet away....currenty single, but personal hygiene is on the top of my list of "things i want in a partner"

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    I feel bad for my husband because he gets up and gets ready for work and brushes his teeth then comes to kiss me good bye before i've had the chance, he's always minty fresh and i'm sure i have dragon breath, doesn't faze him.
    he never minds if i'm stinky
    Sometimes i'll tell him to go clean up if its bad but usually he is pretty good about it.
    I have no problem sending him to wash up though and he doesn't mind



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    I have to tell my bf to brush his teeth every damn morning. When he wakes up before me I have to tell him to brush his teeth when he gets home. I don't understand how people can NOT brush them. Especially when I tell him "I noticed you didn't brush them, do you really think other people don't notice too?" It's just fucken gross!

    I'm really bad about showering though. I honestly don't do anything during the day except lounge on my bed under the AC but my hair still gets greasy after 4 days. I should really take more showers but....meh.

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    I dated this guy once that had like this adversion to washing... it totally irritated me to no end. I think he kinda figured it out b/c he started cleaning up more often but he never got to "my standards". I never understood why it didn't bother him. Huh, I guess I'll never know.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Joplin View Post
    I have to tell my bf to brush his teeth every damn morning. When he wakes up before me I have to tell him to brush his teeth when he gets home. I don't understand how people can NOT brush them. Especially when I tell him "I noticed you didn't brush them, do you really think other people don't notice too?" It's just fucken gross!
    Guys just baffle me. If someone told me they noticed my breath smelled I'd be soooo embarassed and very on top of it forever after that just to prove them wrong. Guys somehow don't find this to be embarassing. Is it really that hard to brush your fucking teeth? Makes you wonder how hard it is for them to do other hygiene things like wash their junk in the shower.

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    Are you sure that it's only the guys who are always like this? Maybe it's just that way your own life, pretty much.
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    My husband has a serious issue with brushing his teeth (gross, I know).

    I'm always like...honey....when was the last time you brushed your teeth (*blank stare*). His breath isn't bad or anything - and I have NO idea how that is possible, but what gets me is that you can SEE they are NOT clean. Like slimy. *shiver*

    I think he gave up after we got married or something. He stopped doing a lot of things (shaving chest, tanning, etc). Oh well.
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    lol. I tell my husband - if you take a shower Ill give you head. He almost falls over running to the bathroom....

    But he brushes his teeth like 5 times a day. No problems there.

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    My ex was the opposite....... a total clean freak. He wouldn't have sex unless we'd both showered in the past couple hours. It was ridiculous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AudreyLeigh View Post
    lol. I tell my husband - if you take a shower Ill give you head. He almost falls over running to the bathroom....

    But he brushes his teeth like 5 times a day. No problems there.
    Mine has THAT part down. He knows to come to bed right out of the shower....

    Now if I could just set his toothbrush in the shower......we'd be set.

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    Quote Originally Posted by txchick008 View Post
    Mine has THAT part down. He knows to come to bed right out of the shower....

    Now if I could just set his toothbrush in the shower......we'd be set.

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    My husband showers before and after anything, work, workingout, sex. IMO he goes a little overboard with his showers, but i love him He's good about his teeth too.

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    mine is ex-military and rather OCD (he denies this). i have to convince him it's pointless to shower (for the millionth time that day) before sex 'cause we're just gonna get sweaty anyway. i'm so much dirtier than he is. ha.

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    My club is almost full contact. I don't let guys touch me at all but most of my co workers do. Today I was dancing for a guy who kept complaining about how the other girls let him touch them everywhere so why won't I let him? I was so frustrated I finally blurted out: "GUYS NEVER WASH THEIR HANDS AFTER THEY PEE!" He shut the hell up.


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    ^^^ ew totally forgot about that one. Sometimes its best to just forget that issue because its such a true fact that I'd much rather be in denial about.

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    For the record, i wash my hands after i pee.

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    Fortunately my bf and I are pretty much on the same hygiene page. Clean, but not obsessive. Like we'll have sex without brushing our teeth in the am or showering but we'll shower at some point later in the day every day. Oh yeah and brush our teeth.

    Now, if he was only as neat about the house as I am...THAT would be nice. I swear there could be piles of dog shit and dirty plates everywhere for all he cares, and he thinks the magic fairy keeps the house neat...I should stop cleaning the house in my fairy costume I guess
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    Quote Originally Posted by txchick008 View Post
    My husband has a serious issue with brushing his teeth (gross, I know).

    I'm always like...honey....when was the last time you brushed your teeth (*blank stare*). His breath isn't bad or anything - and I have NO idea how that is possible, but what gets me is that you can SEE they are NOT clean. Like slimy. *shiver*

    I think he gave up after we got married or something. He stopped doing a lot of things (shaving chest, tanning, etc). Oh well.
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    My man has good hygiene and is super tasty.

    And at the club, whenever a man has made an obvious effort to smell good/dress well/chew gum, I make sure to compliment him on it.

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