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    Default Hi my name is Bread!

    I have a high-maintenance hair do and I like beef jerky.

    I used to frequent the establishments much more than I do now.

    You may be asking "Why the Bread face?"

    Answer: Because I am a moron.

    Let's party.
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    ......
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    welcome, bread! something tells me you're going to be an amusing contributor.

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    ...this made me smile even when the news is grim today!
    Welcome!

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    hello!!! i like you already. random people rock.
    "We are the coolest mothafuckas on the planet....The sky is fallin ain't no need to panic"... -Outkast

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    Default Re: Hi my name is Bread!

    Thank you thank you.

    I was told to fuck off for being in the wrong part of the forum already, so I think I've been officially initiated?

    Colette -- Small breasted redheads with tattoos rock. (I think that might've been the part of the forum I wasn't supposed to be in...lol).
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    No, you were told to fuck off after you said you were willing to share your "hustle tips" on getting the maximum out of a dancer for the minimum amount of money, in and out of the club.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    Thank you thank you.

    I was told to fuck off for being in the wrong part of the forum already, so I think I've been officially initiated?

    Colette -- Small breasted redheads with tattoos rock. (I think that might've been the part of the forum I wasn't supposed to be in...lol).
    ah, well then you're fitting in nicely, eh? (and thank you!) for some reason your avatar reminds me of stop-motion. with food-faces.

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    hehe
    Bread, do you often get cheesey?




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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    No, you were told to fuck off after you said you were willing to share your "hustle tips" on getting the maximum out of a dancer for the minimum amount of money, in and out of the club.

    Wasn't meant as an insult, but was obviously taken as such. I already received an infraction, I guess for that comment.

    Fear not sensitive ladies. I learned quickly where I am and am not allowed to be. Won't happen again.

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    lmao, hello, welcome to sw. Glad to hear you wont stray again :-)

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    I'm afraid I will get another infraction.

    I don't wanna be banned before I even get started! lolllllllllllllllllll
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    You amuse me. I think I like you already. Welcome to SW!!
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    I really wish we could have a thread ...on the entire more for less customer point of view in customer conversation that wouldn't turn into a frenzied shit fit. I'm interested in reading it.
    as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy I'm as damp as a cellar. . . all mildewy

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    This is going much better than that day that Jesus broke me on the hillside to feed the filthy fishermen.
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    Let me get my feet wet first Sophia...see what gets everyone all up in arms....

    Then maybe I'll start the thread if I don't think it will drive everyone insane with anger.
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    ^ good thinking

    and I'm sorry Jesus did that to you. <hugs>

    Does it weird you out that sometimes his image as well as his mother is seen on pieces of you and sold on Ebay?
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    Bread, welcome to Toaster.
    you live like an ivy vine
    you can only survive by clinging onto trees
    that's your flaw
    put down some roots so you can stand on your own
    -Kenpachi



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    Rawk on with that avatar.

    I suggest trying those tips in blue. I'm sure they'll receive a much better reception over yonder.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Rawk on with that avatar.

    I suggest trying those tips in blue. I'm sure they'll receive a much better reception over yonder.

    How do you mean? Like this????
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    hi bread. yer funny.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bread View Post
    This is going much better than that day that Jesus broke me on the hillside to feed the filthy fishermen.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Ashley View Post
    ^ good thinking

    and I'm sorry Jesus did that to you. <hugs>

    Does it weird you out that sometimes his image as well as his mother is seen on pieces of you and sold on Ebay?
    This thread is fuckin' awesome!!!
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    loving that shade of mustard on you. really brings out your crusts.

    i bet you get maximum mileage out of dancers because you're all sweet, sweet carbs.

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    Hello, Mr. Bill Bread face,

    Welcome to SW. I think I like you already.

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    Well thank you new friends.

    I dunno....Maybe I will just stick to posting in THIS very thread for my entire duration here.

    Since there are some places that baked goods are not welcomed here. LOL.
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