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    I'm sure there has been a thread on this sometime in the past 6 years but anyhoo.........

    Let's share our embarrassing moments!!!

    I got this Burlesque-inspired thong that has a feathery "poof" at the side. One of the feathers things (black) got stuck to my coochie and hung down for my entire stage show. I didn't realize until I got to the DR.
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    LMAO! Well, I have two.

    I have a really moist vaj and I had to go on stage before I got the chance to put a tampon in. I was on the second song of a three song set, standing in front of a group of custies (our stage is really high and they have to look up at us) I felt a huge gush and quickly grabbed my tips and walked back over to the pole. I ran my hand over my vaj seductively and removed a bunch of moisture (mine is usually white if I'm not ovulating) I went to dance for another guy, doing my spread eagles and everything all confidently (I work in a nude club) I got back, to the dr and sat down....then I realized, there was vaj moisture stuck to my inner thigh and it most likely glowed in the black lights.

    Another time, I danced my whole set and everytime I'd spread my legs the custies would smile at me really big. I got back to the dr and did a vaj check....bright white tampon clear as day. I'm the idiot that didn't push it all the way in. Grrr!
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    When I worked in a contact club, I was giving a guy a really great dance and grinding away, when all of a sudden, out of nowhere, I had a big loud fart. He must have felt it and *definitely* heard it. OMG. I did the only thing I could and laughed about it and blamed him, whipping around and saying 'Ugh you're so gross I can't believe you farted at me!' And he started laughing and said 'Me? that was SO you!' I've had a few embarrassing stage slip ups, but my fart dance was pretty mortifying..

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    lmao a showing tampon is my biggest fear! Ok here is mine...The first week i ever started dancing i was really excited about the $$$..I told a friend of mine and she came in to see me dance. I was on stage and I seen her walk in(hole in the wall club) she came up to the tip rail and i was focusing on her and not where I was walking and i flew OFF the stage. i mean i went down FAST!


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    Here's a good recent coochie blooper from me: Black glitter kept appearing on my crotch and I kept wondering how it got there. I assumed it was someone else's, had come off on stage and stuck to my shoe and fallen when I put my feet in the air or something. But it kept showing up. I said "damn it! One of these other girls must have gotten glitter on the stage!"

    Finally I looked at the new thong I was wearing.

    "Oh! I thought those were sequins! -- guess they weren't, huh..."
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    I got my period onstage in front of the lead singer of Linkin Park.

    He was a short little man.

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    tampon string hanging there. i just ran off and tucked it and went back out.

    slipping on an imaginary banana peel on stage..that sucked. was the only time i ever fell. i was near the stage door so i walked off then walked back on and got a lot of sympathy tips for a being a dipwad and slipping on nothing.

    and definently in my early dancing idiot days drinking TOO much and probably dancing like a moron.

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    I hairline fractured my foot while i was climbing the pole, kept dancing till my set finished put ice on it and got xrays the next day.

    after three weeks of a pressure bandage to keep the fracture together, acupuncture and osteo, i was back in the stripper shoes.

    Due on stage, song playing (the vip area is right infront of the dressing room) rushing down,battling through people *BANG* chair.
    There goes poor scarlette fallen over the chair then toppling down the stairs. got up on stage, got half way through my set when i relised blood was pissing down my leg.

    ***one week later***
    Leg's scabbed up and only just starting to scar.
    our hero's shoe grip starts to come off and fold beneath her. she trips, stumbles, *!!BAM!!* Scarlette faceplants the mirror behind the stage. *scarlette pitifully crawls off stage*

    Lucky me the only injury I got was a badly twisted ankle on the same foot I fractured and now have a scar on, so another week in the pressure bandage and ankle brace.

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    I was a total newb and bought these thigh-high silver glittery boots (hey it was 2000!). I thought I was sooo hot in them but since I was a noob, I did not think to put those little slip-pads on the bottoms of the boots. So I was really strutting my shit across the stage, getting awesome reception from the crowd, everything was just totally swell...until I took a step and it was like slow motion...my leg went wayy up and I went backwards and landed hard on my naked ass. It must have looked like a fricken cartoon..if I had drank my gummi berry juice, I totally would have bounced.
    Humiliating.
    To top it off, the dj got on the mic and said in some sort of indian chief voice:
    "Kaiyla fall down. Go boom."

    It was all sympathy tips for the rest of the set.

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    Boots like this? I totally had those and cried when they wore out.

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    those boots are hot and i would still wear them....just a lot higher heel, please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kaiyla View Post

    To top it off, the dj got on the mic and said in some sort of indian chief voice:
    "Kaiyla fall down. Go boom."

    It was all sympathy tips for the rest of the set.
    Most Indian chiefs I know use proper grammar, with conjunctions, prepositions, plurals, etc.

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    I fell onstage once.

    Had tampon string hanging out.

    The standard...wish I had something funnier!

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    Uhh, this happened to me not once but twice. Because I am apparently an idiot.

    I was on stage and flipped upside down into a pole trick. As I hung from the stage like a naked, sexy Koala bear, I saw in slow motion on of my shoes fly off my foot and into the audience. Thankfully the guy the shoe went towards swatted it down with his hand before it hit him. I gave him a free lap dance BTW, bc I almost took his damn eye out.

    So, fast forward to the next time I worked. I assumed that the shoes had slipped off bc I was wearing knee socks with them. Again, went upside down on the pole. Barefoot. Again, shoe flew off. This time he they hit the manager. He was far less amused than the original man I had hit with them. FAR less amused.
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    I think I posted this somewhere else before, but I was in a bathroom stall counting my bills and I somehow dropped them and they flew everywhere under the bathroom stall. The girls cleared the bathroom for me to pick up my bills. I think they were afraid of being accussed of stealing.
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    I have fallen over several times.

    While doing a private dance I had a massive discharge and it got caught on the leg of the guys trousers and it was kind of stuck to us both at the same time (it was a stringy, gluey type discharge). It finally broke off. I dont know if he noticed, he didn't say anything.

    I pissed on two of my dancer friends accidentally. We do this move where we stack ourselves on top of eachother and spread our legs. There were 3 of us int he stack, I was on top and the girls were making me laugh hysterically and a little trickle of piss came out LOL. Lucky they thought it was funny.

    I farted in front of a regular. I didnt realise it was going to be so stinky. I blamed it on people who walked past AFTER the smell was already there.
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    My boot broke and I slid down the stage steps as I was making my exit. Thankfully the club is dark and hardly anyone noticed.

    Another time I had my period on the ONLY white outfit I owned at the time. I was only spotting and a female custy was nice enough to whisper it into my ear, then I went to the back to change.
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    I worked at a nude club and was wearing a black thong that really had no clear marking of which was inside and which was outside. So apparently I had been putting it on both inside and right side out while having a heavy moisture day. -which I realized when I was dancing for a guy, and looked down to see the outside of my thong glowing under the blacklight. Ew.

    I once overflowed my tampon on the way to a cattle call and the mom wouldn't let me go back . I had to do the dance with my skirt on and then run to the back.

    I'm always clumsy and at the end of the night my legs tend to get tired so I stumble sometimes. I just blame it on the alcohol I'm not drinking.

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    Quote Originally Posted by PleasureVictim View Post
    My boot broke and I slid down the stage steps as I was making my exit. Thankfully the club is dark and hardly anyone noticed.

    Another time I had my period on the ONLY white outfit I owned at the time. I was only spotting and a female custy was nice enough to whisper it into my ear, then I went to the back to change.
    I don't know what is wrong with me, I had to re-read your first four words a few times. I kept thinking boot was a typo, then i said boot like the oot in foot.

    haha.

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    I was really lucky to have never had anything horrific happen to me, but I did do embarrassing things, like go up on someone elses' stage. Me and this one girl had stage names that sounded the same, and I kept going up when she was called.

    I was a drink knocker-over too (but I am in real life OTC anyway) One time I knocked my glass of wine into my customer's plate while he was eating (nice ass filet and lobster, too ) I felt so bad but he was one of my great regulars, and we actually laughed about it. He got a new plate for free, too cause he was a good customer and THANK GOD one of the cool managers was working.

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    I've had the pole come unattached from the ceiling and launch me across the stage.

    I went on stage with my tampon string hanging out at a nude club.

    I've totally ate shit walking out of the DR in front of the whole club.


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    Had a customer waiting for me so I was rushing to get dressed...... put on my whole outfit but left my ugly granny thong panties on. They were horrible...,Hanes her way , a size too big(they were my pregnancy panties, all I had clean). Didn;t realize till I was dancing 4 him and started to take off my skirt. Luckily I was looking in the mirror and caught it rather quick. Not quick enough though.... we both had a laugh

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    bust my ass walking out of the champagne room.

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    Tampon string. Yeah. Hanging out of my undies at a topless club. A girl named Cupcake, 'i think', come on stage and pretended to touch me everywhere so I could just put it in my underwear. Embarassing since I do like dozens of incredibly flexible ballerina moves on stage.





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