I know there are a ton out there--the DJs at my old club were always telling them. I've looked around but can't find many online and I want an arsenal of them! Tell your best!![]()



I know there are a ton out there--the DJs at my old club were always telling them. I've looked around but can't find many online and I want an arsenal of them! Tell your best!![]()
"Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...but it's better if you do."
What does a stripper do with her asshole before getting on stage? Drops him off at band practice.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!




Oh, wow, I can't respond with just a capslock laugh! Let's see if I can insert one into a post consisting of regular text:
HAHAHAHA
Okay, wow, that's interesting. At first I thought it simply didn't permit capslock, which made me wonder how I would, say, reference the ACLU.





What's the difference between tylenol and a strippers boyfriend?
the tylenol works.
Where do you find a stripper's asshole?
At home, playing XBox.
You know you're a redneck if: You work with your shirt off and so does your Husband.
Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!

Oh my god, these got me rolling on the floor! More, more, more please! Because I don't have anyHahahaha
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