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    Stripper boyfriend jokes

    I know there are a ton out there--the DJs at my old club were always telling them. I've looked around but can't find many online and I want an arsenal of them! Tell your best!


    "Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...but it's better if you do."

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    Default Re: Stripper boyfriend jokes

    What does a stripper do with her asshole before getting on stage? Drops him off at band practice.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Default Re: Stripper boyfriend jokes

    Oh, wow, I can't respond with just a capslock laugh! Let's see if I can insert one into a post consisting of regular text:

    HAHAHAHA

    Okay, wow, that's interesting. At first I thought it simply didn't permit capslock, which made me wonder how I would, say, reference the ACLU.
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    Like super-fast, frenetic, chipmunklike stylized humping with this look on her face like "Kill! Kill!"
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    i think people like going to parties and clubs and looking like douchebags.

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    What's the difference between tylenol and a strippers boyfriend?

    the tylenol works.

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    Where do you find a stripper's asshole?

    At home, playing XBox.

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    What do you call a drummer without a stripper girlfriend?

    Homeless!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    How do you get a drummer off of your front lawn?

    Pay for the pizza!
    Quote Originally Posted by Katrine View Post
    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
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    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
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    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    What is the difference between a pizza and a guitar player?

    The pizza can feed a family of four...
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Susan-Va View Post
    What's the difference between tylenol and a strippers boyfriend?

    the tylenol works.
    Lol, never heard that one!
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    yoda, I want you so bad it aches in the swimsuit area.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Sophia_Starina is a sensible stripper...Naked all the way.....
    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    Double team! 2 latinas with big tits!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Where do you find a stripper's asshole?

    At home, playing XBox.
    HAHA.

    So true.


    "Lying's the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off...but it's better if you do."

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    What is the difference between a pizza and a guitar player?

    The pizza can feed a family of four...
    Hahahaha!!
    A civilian spends money to look good
    A stripper looks good to make money
    A civilian may be after your wage
    A stripper laughs at your wage

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    You know you're a redneck if: You work with your shirt off and so does your Husband.


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    Oh my god, these got me rolling on the floor! More, more, more please! Because I don't have any Hahahaha

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