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    Am I the only one that looks at ordinary things and wonders who invented them?

    Like fingernail clippers. Who invented this marvelous tool everyone uses?

    or the spork? and how many drugs was this person who invented this on?

    So what is your weird wondering about things?
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    I get really wowed by the concept of invention. So thoroughly wowed that I have a tattoo of a lightbulb filament, because the most wowed-me-ever guy was definitely Edison. People ask me all the time why I got that tattoo, and I'm like, "Edison... is real cool."

    I also get blown away sometimes by how, when you think about what the earth was like when the dinosaurs were around, there was probably no indication that the raw materials all over it could someday turn into iPhones and shower gel and polyester and squeegees. Like, how'd we figure out how to get all that stuff out of the earth and turn it into junk?
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    Default Re: weird wonderings about things

    Whats a spork?



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    Default Re: weird wonderings about things

    Quote Originally Posted by teeth_of_the_hydra View Post
    I also get blown away sometimes by how, when you think about what the earth was like when the dinosaurs were around, there was probably no indication that the raw materials all over it could someday turn into iPhones and shower gel and polyester and squeegees...
    Or vibratorzzzzzzzzzz...

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    I just always assumed the person who invented the spork REALLY liked Taco Bell...lol

    But I've always wondered how many drugs the people who did Scooby Doo and many other childrens shows were on.

    And on top of that who invented various drugs? Like extasy? Like who said ooo let me put these random chemicals in my body and see what kinda cool shit they do.
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    ^^^

    They have them at like taco bell and KFC. It's like a spoon, but it's also got those tong edges for a spork on the end. It's like a spoon and a fork had a baby.
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    ^ cousin to the knoon.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Polekitten View Post
    Whats a spork?
    A spork is a perfect metaphor for human existance. It tries to function as both spoon and fork, and because of this dual nature, it fails miserably at both. You cannot have soup with a spork, it is far too shallow; you cannot eat meat with a spork, the prongs are too small.

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    someone tried to copyright the wheel? lolz....
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    I am always curious about where sayings came from.

    Last night while watching Cities of the Underworld I learned where the word Slave was derived from - it was derived from the Slavic people because so many of them were enslaved during the times of the Vikings. Stuff like that really interests me.
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