I know! And every dudes jaw DROPPING when they saw the two of you heading off to do a string of lapdances...
I'm confused, but the Chewbacca Truffle Shuffle cleared it up. - Emily




...all these posts about her body parts, y'all crack me up.![]()
"Apparently Megan Fox wasn’t into the idea of sharing Nikita with the general public, and decided she was going to try and get her out of the sexy profession. Fox tried to get Nikita to stop stripping and would bring her gifts in an attempt to gain her love. Explained Fox, “I was there all the time—I would go there by myself. I bought her things—perfume, body spray, girlie stuff. I turned into a weird middle-aged married man. I felt like I had this need to save Nikita. I’d get lap dances so I could get to know her, and I’d give her what I thought were great little sound bites of inspiration—like ‘You can do it, you’re better than this!’ I didn’t want her to be there.” ......PL
"Peter, did you take Stewie to a strip-club? He smells like sweat and fear." - Lois and Stewie (Family Guy) ... "Through early morning fog I see, Visions of the things to be, The pains that are withheld for me, I realize and I can see..."





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