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    Thank God I'm in NH right now and the closest pizza place is over a half hour away. I would murder for a thin crust with big 'ol blobs of mozzarella and fresh basil. And fries. Beautiful, crispy-on-the-outside, squishy-on-the-inside steak-cut fries. With vinegar and ketchup and sea salt. Ooh, and garlic bread with lots of butter melting all over it. And baklava to end. Sweet, wonderful, diabetes-causing baklava. Yepp, I'd fillet a human for that food right now. But in the house, I have only healthy things. Fruits. Veggies. Low-fat yogurt. Chicken. FUUUUUUUUCK, I WANT GREASE!

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    none of this french-fry shit, though. big chunky cut fries.

    almost too hot to eat..

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    Default Re: I would kill for a pizza

    ^^^^Where they kinda sizzle when they hit your tongue?

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    ohhhh baby.

    yep.

    yanno... i eat them with mayo...

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    I eat them with vinegar. So wonderful. Almost makes me cry.

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    vinegar on fries at the beach, that's where it's at.

    nom nom nom.

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    ^^^ WTF! You're so local why haven't we met!
    I'll so buy you a pizza!



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    Oh, seriously. When you're all sweaty and hot the vinegar just has the perfect edge to it.




    I am not cut out to be teaching healthy behaviors to people.

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    (ask and you shall be given)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    ^^^ WTF! You're so local why haven't we met!
    I'll so buy you a pizza!
    Come to NH. I'll show you my private beach. We can nom vinegary french fries watching the sun set on the water.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Oh, seriously. When you're all sweaty and hot the vagina just has the perfect edge to it.
    Edited to reflect what I thought I read....
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    Default Re: I would kill for a pizza

    whoas!

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    Default Re: I would kill for a pizza

    Eating the freaking pizza! Do it!
    There's only so much you can learn in one place...
    The longer you wait, the more time that you waste.

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    I think I can cure your craving- a cheese pizza has caused the most hellacious back-up in my intestinal tract that I have had in a while. I could actually feel my tummy seize up. OW. MORE than 24 hours later I am still suffering.

    I can't look at a pizza now.

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    Hmm, someone else who knows the joy of baklava!

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    Quote Originally Posted by rozz View Post
    Come to NH. I'll show you my private beach. We can nom vinegary french fries watching the sun set on the water.
    Next time i'm up there visiting the parents I will surely let you know!



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    I want a fucking pizza! with stuffed crust!

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