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    I'm so fucking irritated with my boyfriend right now. He never seems to consider my feelings anymore, EVER! He is out right now with my car, and I have his truck. I keep calling him so that we can switch cars so I can go out with my girlfriends for a bit, and he isn't texting me or calling me...and he was allegedly coming home an hour ago? WTF?
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    In 1841 a Cherokee named Crowfoot said "What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night...the breath of a buffalo in the winter time...a little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset." A friend sent me that quote. Just thought I'd make that my last post of the day.

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    ^^ Did I ever tell you that I'm really happy and proud that your in school. I'm sure you'll do fine! Keep studying.

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    ergggh. total phentermine crash. been so vague at work all day, have barely done anything at all productive, i feel like a zombie. i think it's mostly the lack of sleep. i won't take it tomorrow.

    an hour and 20 mins of work to go. hurry up, clock.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rosary View Post
    It's so funny how they will fight for food. They don't ever seem to get that taking turns would be more advantageous.
    They weren't fighting over the food. It was a female and a male she was with, fighting with another male who wanted to flirt with her. Two males and one female of any species will lead to a fight, LOL!

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    Omg I have this totally crazy ex customer who is so bipolar it is crazy. That is all.


    ETA: HE IS THE ABSOLUTE DEFINITION OF PL AND I HOPE HE READS THIS............FUCKIN LOSER.
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    i kinda want a diamond tattooed on my vag.

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    UGHHHHHHHHHHHH i AM FURIOUS I had a conversation with an ex regular tonight in which i happened to mention the bartender was good looking (that is all i said)so he sent me a pm that reads:

    Please stop telling me how you want to fuck the bartender (and God knows whoever else) because he has a ring on his finger.... Pllllleeeeeeeeeeease stop!!!!!! I know you sleep with people outside the club and all that, but for real, that's really fuckin' annoying. Just do it and don't tell me about it, no matter how many people I know that you sleep with... Thank you!

    I don't even know why you started talking to me again.... sooooooo weird.
    PS: I'm not dead... I don't come on Sunday because poker kinda sucks.

    and i wrote back:

    I'm sorry?! fOR REAL I didn't say anything about fucking anyone what the hell r u talking about?all I said was that brian was good looking, and yeah he may be married but you said his wife was hot too, so ?????? You don't know why i started talking to you again? Hmm i thought we could be civil, obviously you still have issues. Also just so you know i dont sleep w/ anyone but my husband not that it's any of your business but i dunno where your attitude comes from. if I annoy you just being myself you need to get the fuck over it , like real soon b/c you are bipolar i think. MMkay thanks. BYE.

    Also , If you recall YOU CAME UP AND TALKED TO ME, I DID NOT COME UP TO YOU. So when you are confused about me talking to you thnk about that pb!!


    STUPID ass.<<(that part is only here--oh but he will see it , bwahhaaa)

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    ^^^ For some reason he reminds me of adam sandler when he talks like a retarded kid and says the dumbest random shit like "my neighbor's dog has a 4 inch clit." PS. I don't come on sundays because I have to play poker... Just in case you noticed... That I don't come on sundays.

    Sorry, I can't find the song on youtube. Look. Adam sandler has been watching albino blacksheep videos.

    http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/schfiftyfive
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=033yimkvS_I
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    meangirl i wanna know whoooooooooo

    today my goal is to stay happy all day. lol. i've been shopping a lot which may not be so smart since i'm not dancing right now but i'm pretty sure i'll feel better after 2 weeks off so i'm good. i'm going to shop, work out, eat healthy, and hopefully see the new guy tonight.

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    So, 2 days ago I posted about going to the dentist and for some strange reason the dentist paid for it. Well, the guy that did it just showed up at my house. What. The. Fuck. Apparently he had called yesterday and I didn't answer so he took it upon himself to come on down and check on me.

    Why would somebody do that? He has no idea who I am and only met me 2 days ago. It has creeped me out beyond belief. Guess putting my address on medical forms is a no no from now on.

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    Are you really asking WHY? Obviously he's a fan.

    That's really creepy though. I would report him to his licensing board. He sounds like a predator.

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    That is super scary and weird ginger.
    I would be extra careful!

    So after my husband fucked up I did something bad.
    I ordered myself a new printer with his credit card without asking.
    I've never done anything like this before and the guilt is annoying me.
    I know i have to tell him, he is going to see it, its just bad timing.... since we've been fighting so much.
    I should hide it for a while but its fucking HUGE and i set it all up and i don't wanna.
    I'm just gonna have to tell him and face the music... whats the worst that could happen?? blah I hate being sneaking and deceitful, i don't know why i thought this would make me feel better.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Yekhefah View Post
    Are you really asking WHY? Obviously he's a fan.

    That's really creepy though. I would report him to his licensing board. He sounds like a predator.
    That's the only conclusion I could come to as well. Regular dudes don't just randomly show up and girl's houses. I'm going to do something about it, because it's super strange and creepy.

    Stupid guys.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MeanGirl View Post
    UGHHHHHHHHHHHH i AM FURIOUS I had a conversation with an ex regular tonight in which i happened to mention the bartender was good looking (that is all i said)so he sent me a pm that reads:

    Please stop telling me how you want to fuck the bartender (and God knows whoever else) because he has a ring on his finger.... Pllllleeeeeeeeeeease stop!!!!!! I know you sleep with people outside the club and all that, but for real, that's really fuckin' annoying. Just do it and don't tell me about it, no matter how many people I know that you sleep with... Thank you!

    I don't even know why you started talking to me again.... sooooooo weird.
    PS: I'm not dead... I don't come on Sunday because poker kinda sucks.

    and i wrote back:

    I'm sorry?! fOR REAL I didn't say anything about fucking anyone what the hell r u talking about?all I said was that brian was good looking, and yeah he may be married but you said his wife was hot too, so ?????? You don't know why i started talking to you again? Hmm i thought we could be civil, obviously you still have issues. Also just so you know i dont sleep w/ anyone but my husband not that it's any of your business but i dunno where your attitude comes from. if I annoy you just being myself you need to get the fuck over it , like real soon b/c you are bipolar i think. MMkay thanks. BYE.

    Also , If you recall YOU CAME UP AND TALKED TO ME, I DID NOT COME UP TO YOU. So when you are confused about me talking to you thnk about that pb!!


    STUPID ass.<<(that part is only here--oh but he will see it , bwahhaaa)
    Wow and Ewww he does sounds like a fucking bipolar dumbass.

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    Well the puppy has stopped crying, yay! Yesterday was the first day I worked out sincce like a week and a half ago and OW I hurt .

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    So hubby just came home to switch his moto for his car and as he was leaving i'm like
    me- ummm i did something without asking
    him- what
    me- used your credit card
    him- which card
    me- citi card
    him- oh that should be fine
    me- uh thanks
    he didn't even ask what i bought. Why do i get all worked up over nothing.
    I also hate how he always pretends there was never an issue, he walks in all smiles and kisses like nothing ever happened
    MEN!
    Well at least i got a phatty new printer http://www.epson.com/cgi-bin/Store/c...p?oid=63066043



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    hmm time to go shopping! yay!

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    Quote Originally Posted by gingerlee View Post
    That's the only conclusion I could come to as well. Regular dudes don't just randomly show up and girl's houses. I'm going to do something about it, because it's super strange and creepy.

    Stupid guys.
    Good for you...thats BS. What a freak...you dont know how dangerous he culd be..he's obviously delusional if he thinks showing up at your house is acceptable behavior.

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    Gold Coast Girl, I have been dog grooming for 3+ years. If you have any questions about it or need help with anything, you can PM me.

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    soooo hungover ouch!
    "I will not be just a tourist in the world of images, just watching images passing by which I cannot live in, make love to, possess as permanent sources of joy and ecstasy. -Anais Nin"

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    Quote Originally Posted by lexilou View Post
    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    it felt really good to work out today.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bored82 View Post
    Gold Coast Girl, I have been dog grooming for 3+ years. If you have any questions about it or need help with anything, you can PM me.
    PM sent!

    Oooh! YAY! Another groomer!!

    I'm a total newb. I'm not even qualified yet.

    Another day of training today (Fri) and tomorrow (Sat).


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