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Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





I sleep with my teddy.....
oh. um. oops. did I just say that out loud?![]()
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Um I sleep with my teddy too, is that a bad thing? Her name is bennie.
^Awww how cute. I sleep with ..................... *looks around* .................................................. ..........my pillow
I slept with a giant overstuffed eeyore for years.
Now it's just a doberman and a husband.
I'm not who I say I am.



lol. I was bored last night trying to fdall asleep and I took pics of how I sleep.
I sleep on my side cuddled up to my puppy. We share a pillow. He likes to snuggle under the covers with me. We sleep together all wrapped up together, its very cozy. My cat Butter has taken to sleeping ON TOP the puppy, on top the covers. He doesn't seem to mind...she's such a bitch...but it means I can cuddle a cat and a dog at the same time....
^^lmao. thats really sweet though you must feel so loved with them




gah it is dead in here





So I go to 'new posts' and the top two threads are both about pimps. Lovely.





I was attacked at work today.
I am happy because of my call 7 of them were arrested on drug charges.
I also found out it's not actually illegal to have drugs in your system. So if someone has you do a line with them - it's perfectly legal as long as you never held the drug. Hahaha.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





I have cuts were served me well as proof of assault.
I feel bad though because I think the nice chick at the party was holding the drugs for everone and I know she got arrested... and she wasn't on anything. But the people who WERE on stuff didn't get arrested unless they were carrying.
I was more SERIOUSLY shooken up than hurt though.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success





On that note I also now realize I never once illegally did coke. A friend already lined it for me and gave me the note... so I never held it or drove on it... so I legally had cocaine... HAHAHAH.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Hmmmm VERY good to know.
I mean. Not that I snort anything other than fisherman's friends.
OK I only did that once, and the burn was even worst than you would expect.
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You are psychotic, lady.
But YES it is very good to know, hahahaha. Now I know most strippers have done coke legally!! hahaha
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
Hmmm. Since I seem to be the resident tax guru at work, maybe I can convince someone that lines given at work need to be declaired on their taxes under 'gifts' if the amount exceeds $5000. Since you know its legal and all..
I finally reached my dream of convincing a new girl to call herself 'Fabulous'. Hahahahah.
Mmmm. Indys going to be good. I still havent called your agent. I should do that.
IM NOT WORKING TILL FRIDAY. LA LALALALALALALAlalalalalalalaa.
Of course I have to work like 9 days straight after that.Day and night!!! Wahhhhhhhh. But I'm going to roll around in all my money for a week after that. Mmmm money rolling..
The world's most uncoordinated stripper
Where's everybody at????





They left... but they'll be back in about 4 minutes.
Look like a woman
Think like a man
Act like a lady
Work like a dog
- My Great Grandmother Bessie's Recipe for Success
hah
oh no my personal trainer is coming in twenty minutes.. i hate confrontation. i rang up and asked for another trainer last week, I hope she doesnt take it personally. This is our last session together
The world's most uncoordinated stripper





Well, I guess lots of us are going to be here from 10-6. Bleh.





^^^ Um. I'll be here til 9am tomorrow (approx).....![]()
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Ow ow ow ow. I think my trainer was trying to punish me for breaking up with her. F she would just train me like this every time I wouldn't have had to get rid of her.
... ow ow ow...
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I can't believe some people said MSI was a letdown/not that good in concert. They fucking rocked!!
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