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    I'm gonna shake someone. All I see on TV now is Palin Palin Palin!! It's like the Dems don't even exist anymore! Here is a list of things I can't stand to hear ever again:

    -hockey mom
    -lipstick
    -first dude
    -"world of hurt"
    -folksy talk in general (it's not cute when you're supposed to be a leader of the free world. Sorry.)
    -"politics as usual"
    -"drill, baby, drill" (but I take my hat off to Michael Steele for being a hustlin' son of a bitch)


    Feel free to add your own.

    Oh and the Hannity interview with Palin? Softballs and bullshit. And I see she made sure she was extra sexy for that Fox News interview. Maybe I should just sell my soul and get in on this, because they are obviously are gonna win.

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    Default Re: If I hear ONE more thing about hockey...

    Cooool...another hockey thread!




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    LOL...You're cool, HB. Nothin against you.
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    Default Re: If I hear ONE more thing about hockey...

    I'm just tired of her "Bobby's Mom" voice dontcha know.
    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." - Bertrand Russell

    "It's just a matter of people having low self esteem and being way too easily offended." -Random Guy on a Internet Forum

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    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
    In other words: Boo-motherfucking-hoo

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    I'm gonna shake someone. All I see on TV now is Palin Palin Palin!! It's like the Dems don't even exist anymore!

    You can thank the mainstream media who at some point decided to model themselves after the National Enquirer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    Cooool...another hockey thread!



    Hockey sux.

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    Republicans have stolen the last 2 elections..what makes you think they wont steal this one too?

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    Default Re: If I hear ONE more thing about hockey...

    Gotta point there.

    I'm moving to an island where I can be butt naked, have sex, and eat mangoes all day.
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Gotta point there.

    I'm moving to an island where I can be butt naked, have sex, and eat mangoes all day.
    Oooh that sounds good. Can I go







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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Gotta point there.

    I'm moving to an island where I can be butt naked, have sex, and eat mangoes all day.
    I like naked and sex and mangoes.
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    Default Re: If I hear ONE more thing about hockey...

    I have this whole thing prognosticated already.

    How a Sarah Palin presidency will have us all speaking Spanish within a year:


    November 4 - McCain squeaks out a tight electoral count.

    December 23 - McCain dresses up as a reindeer at the GOP Christmas party

    About an hour later - Acting on instinct, and thinking McCain is a caribou, Palin grabs a rifle, yells "IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!", and shoots McCain dead.

    December 28 - The day after McCain funeral, and four days of mourning and hubbub, authorities clear Palin of all charges stating that McCain really did look like a caribou, and that she was acting out in self defense.

    January 20 - Palin is inaugurated. A pink limousine carries her to the Capitol. America cheers.

    About a hour later - Palin signs an executive order demanding all Harry Potter books be confiscated and destroyed.

    February 15, 2009 - It is discovered that Palin is pregnant. First dude Todd says on National Television, "Yup. I done slipped another one by the goalie!!"

    April 1 - Palin has Air Force One painted lavender, and has a nursery added.

    June 10 - The Ketchikan bridge to nowhere mysteriously gets built.

    July 1 - Palin signs an executive order mandating that ANWR "have the snot drilled out of it".

    July 4 - Palin celebrates the Independence Day in Alaska by cutting a ribbon at the edge of ANWR, and then shooting a caribou. Oil comes out of the caribou's corpse.

    July 5 - Palin signs another executive order stating that we can shoot caribou for oil. Frontiersman from every red state in the country line up their SUV and head to Alaska to waste caribou.

    July 6 - Caribou mysteriously become extinct in Alaska. Palin eyeballs Canada to the east and asks if they'd exchange their caribou for some blankets and booze, (because it gets cold up there apparently).

    July 7 - Canada tells Palin to go shove it, stating that they're sick of former Canadian NHL franchises moving to the U.S. and that "we don't want your piss weak American booze".

    August 1 - With diplomatic relations wearing thin, Palin reinstates the draft, and orders every American male between 18-40 into the military. Soldiers in Iraq and Afghanistan can't come home because the wars they're fighting are "holy". 250,000 draftee troops assemble on the Alaska-Yukon border. Track Palin dodges the draft because he is too busy vandalizing school buses.

    August 6 - Palin orders NORAD to take nuclear missiles meant to head to Russia re-target them towards Canada. When NORAD tries to explain to Palin that it is a joint U.S.-Canadian agency, Palin screams, "Well, how in the fuck did that happen?" The quote is replayed on television over and over.

    August 7 - Sean Hannity plays the clip non stop on Hannity and Colmes. All while masturbating underneath the anchor desk. Apparently, he has a fetish for women in power saying the F word.

    August 24 - Bryan Adams, Celine Dion, Avril Lavigne and Nickelback all announce American tours. Palin has had enough and orders the troops in Alaska to invade Yukon and British Columbia.

    August 26 - Noticing wind blowing towards the advancing American troops, Canadians in BC set a huge stash of pot on fire to slow their advance. Too high to fight from all the weed smoke. The troops put down their guns and turn to music. Prince George, BC becomes the new Seattle.

    September 7 - Disgusted with the war becoming a stalemate. Palin drafts all American women between the ages of 18 and 40 into the military. Unfortunately, her efforts are futile because they're all following the Nickelback tour around the country.

    October 1 - Palin flies AF1 to Colorado and asks NORAD if they've re-targeted the nukes as she asked. When they say yes, she orders them to fire their missiles. When the NORAD director hesitates, Palin gets angry and pushes the button herself.

    about 20 minutes later - Large parts of both the U.S. and Canada are vaporized by their own nuclear weapons. Palin didn't realize that both countries decided to split up the nukes.

    October 20 - Jose Guiteirrez a scientist workng on the Large Enchilada Collider at the University of Mexico, creates a top secret chemical formula made from guacamole that can reclaim land contaminated by nuclear fallout.

    November 1 - Mexico uses the formula to invade the southern U.S. Meatpacking plants mysteriously go back into operation.

    November 13 - Underneath the destroyed Cheyenne mountain complex, Palin gives birth to a 9 pound, 6 ounce...Pokemon? Which leaves the mountain and goes out to find help.

    December 1 - Having cleaned land up into Colorado, the Mexicans find the Pokemon, teach it how to speak Spanish, and breed it with their own Pokemon.

    January 5, 2010 - Having cleaned up the entire U.S. The Mexicans invade Canada. All sports except soccer (which must be called futbol) are banned.

    January 20 - English and French are banned throughout North America.
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    ^^^awesome!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by cinammonkisses View Post
    Oooh that sounds good. Can I go
    Hellz yeah!!

    Quote Originally Posted by kitana View Post
    I like naked and sex and mangoes.
    Who doesn't!

    Butt nekkid-ness and sex and mangoes for everyone!! Damn an election!!
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    The only thing a person hates more than being a sex object, is NOT being a sex object.
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    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

    -Sade
    Quote Originally Posted by Mastridonicus View Post
    The only thing a person hates more than being a sex object, is NOT being a sex object.
    Quote Originally Posted by TigersMilk View Post
    If you should your way through life you'll be should-ing all over yourself later.
    Quote Originally Posted by TheSexKitten View Post
    Finger pointing is awesome!! No really, it gets things done.

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