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    So I took a a cab home tonight because I was drinking...
    the cab driver brought up "what I do" and I was honest, said dancing, he picked me up at the strip club...
    so what do I hear? he asked what outfit I wore tonight. I told him I wore a thong and a school girl outfit.
    he then tells me that my cab ride will be free if I give him a lap dance, and that would be "amazing"
    then he said, "hypothetically, if you were to give me a lap dance, what outfit would you be wearing?" WTF

    I gave him a twenty on an almost $17 ticket and said, see ya round

    I would have usually tipped a few dollars more but wow, HE FAILED.

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    What a worthless loser! I'm starting to think cabbies are total scum and try not to ever get in one by myself.

    I've had a cab driver actually try to massage my feet and legs while he was driving! I wanted to kick him the face but I didn't want to crash. So, I told him to stop repeatedly and when I got out I reported him to valet who probably did nothing

    I fumed about it for hours after! Now I wish I had got his car number/badge number or whatever and reported his sick ass!


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    Sorry about having that happen to you.
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    That's why I NEVER want to take a cab home when I start dancing. *shutters*
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    Default Re: Cab driver lapdance fail

    I only ever told one cab driver. He was totally clueless but I thought he was going to start perving. He asked "What do you wear?" and I was like "random stuff,dresses,costumes" and he said "Oh like period costume?" and i was like you have a really weird idea about what goes on in SCs!
    He was so naive it was quite cute.

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    Ugh. There are so many stories of pervy or outright abusive. I've only taken cabs in KW where being a dancer is no big deal and they dont even ask or care. Though I only take it on nights off too( I dont get drunk when I work).

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    Could always NOT tell them what you do? Or have your 'backup story' ready (if you have one). Bartender usually works well, eh?

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    I once took a cab and the driver asked for my number nonstop, where I was going, what I was gonna do, etc.. It was like stepping in a car with a sex offender.

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    Quote Originally Posted by randompisces View Post
    Could always NOT tell them what you do? Or have your 'backup story' ready (if you have one). Bartender usually works well, eh?
    That's what I've said when I used to take cabs (b/c I lived in a city where it was actually more expensive to own a car). "I'm a waitress there, what did you think I was doing? omg, I could never take my clothes off in public!" and freak out and act like I was all prude and offended that he would even think that I was a dancer. lol. It worked! They always would turn red and stammer out an apology.
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    You're nicer than I am! I would have gone off on him for propositioning me and not tip at all. I would also get his name and employee number and file a complaint with the company.
    These types of situations suck! Which is why I always stick with "waitress" around strange males that I am forced to interact with.

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    ^ I know, looking back on it I shouldn't have tipped him at all. good idea to say "waitress" I just didn't suspect him to ask me that! i was like, where are we go to do the lapdance? in the front seat of a cab? what if he didn't respect boundaries? sounded like a pretty fucking stupid idea!!

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    or, next time you get a pervy douche, take his license # and cab # and call in a complaint to the cab company. If it's a shady company they might not give a shit or do anything about it, but it's worth a try.

    Or at least tell him that if he says another damn word about lapdances or asks for your number again, you're going to report him.
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    *wonders if I am the only one that has ever gotten the amazingly nice taxi driver, that isn't perverted ? *

    there was a 2 year period where I took taxi's home every night, some nights my driver wouldn't even charge me. Because he would ask if I minded if he ate his lunch while he drove me home. their company policy forbid them from eating while passengers was in the car. And being busy on fairs a lot of times he'd go 12 hours without getting to eat.

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    ^ no, you're the only one who has ever gotten a really nice cab driver, i've actually been lucky enough a few times, of course those always seem to be the exception to the rules, no not all taxi drivers are pervs, but with that said i think there are more perverted ones than there are decent ones.
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    Ew! What a creep. Him asking about what you were wearing is gross, too...I definitely wouldn't have answered that! If he wants to know, he can come in and pay you!

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    Wow, yeah I wouldn't have tipped either, but you don't always think when you're right there in the situation. What an ass-bag.

    My drivers, I either tell them I waitress, or some know I dance... and we will talk about work, as in, "oh I bet it was slow for you tonight, damn labor day, blah blah blah..." Guess I'm lucky...

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    sorry slight threadjack, i was going to pm you dangerousdiva, but maybe some other ladies here have advice too: i'm going to take cabs this weekend in vegas, cause i'm there for such a short time and won't do anything really except go back and forth from work to the hotel, is that safe? I normally wouldn't worry but after reading scary stories on here, I'm not so sure. Should I bring my mace? or have someone to check in with when I'm leaving the club or something?
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    I'd say definitely have someone to check in with, that's what I do. I read it on some other thread a while ago and when I leave work late, I call my roommate or, if she's asleep, my answering machine and leave a message with the time I left, the cab company and cab name. Then I just smile all nice at the driver and say, "Sorry - I'm sure you understand, nothing personal, a girl can't take any chances these days!" I figure if they were going to try anything, that'll deter them.

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    Ugh. I'm at wits end with cabbies. I dont usually argue the dancer point, but i've had sooo many rude asses, and even one texting me after i made it inside to proposition me. Kep t texting for about two hours after.

    UGH it was lame.

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    ^^ Good point!
    I wish I had a really good driver that could take me to and from work regularly, someone really dependable. I would rather be driven to work than drive myself if I find a good club far away. But I have no clue where to find a driver like that.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dangerousdiva View Post
    What a worthless loser! I'm starting to think cabbies are total scum
    Ohhh they are! I hate cabbies with a passion. The NYC ones are the very worst. They are hustlers and scam artists on a whole new level.

    Shit like this makes me so mad.... http://wcbstv.com/seenon/taxi.driver....2.643876.html
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    Are the NYC cabbies worse than the VEGAS cabbies?? i've never been to ny but damn imo the vegas one def. take the cake.
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    Luckily for Hawaii, the cabbies are all state regulated, since TheCab service is provided with taxpayer money. They tend to do really extensive background checks and psychological profiles of the cabbies out here, at least from the few that I have talked to. The weirdest guy I ever talked to was a driver who brought a lot of customers to the club and wanted to know if he could give them my stage name, since his customers always ask for a "good dancer." He said I was polite and very well educated and asked if that was OK. It was an odd question to ask, and the guy was weird, in general.
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    Quote Originally Posted by holiday View Post
    sorry slight threadjack, i was going to pm you dangerousdiva, but maybe some other ladies here have advice too: i'm going to take cabs this weekend in vegas, cause i'm there for such a short time and won't do anything really except go back and forth from work to the hotel, is that safe? I normally wouldn't worry but after reading scary stories on here, I'm not so sure. Should I bring my mace? or have someone to check in with when I'm leaving the club or something?
    Sorry, just saw this.

    I think you should be fine. When leaving the SC the valet writes your name and the cab number down before he sends you off, at least at my club but I'm sure at others too.

    My sleazy cabbie incident occurred when I was leaving Drais alone and going back to my hotel. Just be aware and note the cab number and company if taking one around town.

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    At least in NYC cabs you have a divider between you and the driver,in DC there's none,they always try to talk to you.They're really bad here,I hate taking cabs here just because of the cabbies.I only need to go a few blocks and they still try to make "mistakes" to drive an extra few blocks.They also charge more to get in than NYC.Now they have a meter system and it's 4$ just to get in,was much better when it was by zones.

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    dont tell cab drivers what u do for work. youre in someone elses car you dont know who could have prior criminal convictions. theyre driving theyre in control. i always read stories like cabbies taking girls out to the middle of nowhere and dumping them there if they refuse to do se acts.
    i usually walk up the road a bit from the strip club so i can just say ive been out partying or im the waitress etc. i only told one 7/11 worker wat i did and i wish i didnt. everytime i went in he wouldnt can my items or give me back change till i answered him questions about my night or if its been busy etc.

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