So I took a a cab home tonight because I was drinking...
the cab driver brought up "what I do" and I was honest, said dancing, he picked me up at the strip club...
so what do I hear? he asked what outfit I wore tonight. I told him I wore a thong and a school girl outfit.
he then tells me that my cab ride will be free if I give him a lap dance, and that would be "amazing"
then he said, "hypothetically, if you were to give me a lap dance, what outfit would you be wearing?" WTF
I gave him a twenty on an almost $17 ticket and said, see ya round
I would have usually tipped a few dollars more but wow, HE FAILED.
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It worked! They always would turn red and stammer out an apology.



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