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    So I'm sleeping in a walmart parking lot and I'm next to this RV that's here every time I'm here. Like, I think these people have lived at this walmart for years.

    Anyways, they're drunk and fighting (and it's like 4:30am here) and guy A pushed guy B out the door. Guy B laid there for a minute, took a couple bites of his pita bread (still in hand!), tried to get up but fell over, and is now laying there eating his pita.

    Cops are mean and if I call them they'll be all rude and pushy and ask me a gazillion questions about what I'm doing here and why I'm living in a van and if I have any drugs or guns (trust me, you can not call 911 anonymously up here). And then I'll have drama with these RV people who I park next to every time I come to town, tho I could park other places.

    And I think the guy'll probably just sleep his drunk off and wake up with some bruises and a hangover.

    OTOH, what if someone doesn't see him laying there and runs him over? Or what if he has a head injury and dies? And it's been cold lately and it's not really healthy for him to be laying there in a puddle (he seems to be asleep now - he's breathing, I looked).

    So, do I call the cops? Or do I crawl back into my bed and ignore their drunken dramaz?



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    Nah, if he's eating a pita he's fine.

    It's early there, still, right? If traffic starts driving near him later maybe start up your van or honk or even say something. If you call the cops you'll never be able to park there again. I've seen this shit so many times in daytona, if he's eating no worries, lol.
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    Oh man, now it's raining and he's not waking up. His pita is in teh puddle. Poor guy.

    But seriously, it's like thirty five degrees here, and we have drunks freeze to death all the time. I know you can't freeze to death at thirty five degrees, but it is hypothermia weather for a guy passed out in a puddle getting rained on.

    I'm gonna take a picture.



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    Oh um I forgot it's like September in Alaska (is that where you are?). maybe check on him in an hour. Throw some newspaper over him?

    No then he will get run over, haha!
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    I wanna go to sleep, not stay up all night checking on some strange violent drunk guy!



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    Well fuck him, then. Let him lie there. Don't risk your safety because he might get pneumonia for being a fucking dumbass.
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    I would call the COPS.
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    So I called my friend, who agreed that this is hypothermia weather, and got her to call the cops and say she was just driving through the parking lot and saw him. Then I hid in my bed and peeked out my window. It took them like ten minutes of yelling at him to wake him up! They called an ambulance, but then he woke up before it got there so they cancelled it. And they put him in their cop car and took him away, and I jumped out of bed to update SW. LOLz



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    That was a good solution, I thought of that, pretending to be someone who drove by, but got sidetracked and forgot. It's vampire bedtime here, I think.
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    Quick thinking! Good job! Yeah...you dont want to feel responsible for a bumsicle in the morning.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    Quick thinking! Good job! Yeah...you dont want to feel responsible for a bumsicle in the morning.
    at bumsicle.

    Lena I wouldn't have called the cops either, I think you came up with a good solution.

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    Perfect solution, well done. Hopefully he'll dry out in the drunk tank and have a good story for all his friends. You might have saved his life.

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    Default Re: Should I call the cops?

    I'm glad you helped him by getting her to call. It would be a little hard to sleep with a potential death 10 feet away.

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    ...glad it worked out okay,I read your blog (which is amazing BTW!) here and there and saw the post about him.

    You could not make this shit up. LOL!

    These guys are probably living next to a Walmart...OMG.There's a story there!

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    ^^^ It is a great blog.

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    OMG how has walmart not noticed/cared that they LIVE THERE??? They must b good customers...
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    Oh, yeah, they've been living there for at least a year! I always mean to go introduce myself sometime, but they're always drunk and fighting.



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    Quote Originally Posted by VegasPrincess View Post
    OMG how has walmart not noticed/cared that they LIVE THERE??? They must b good customers...
    Well, WalMart has a policy that allows overnight parking. Usually they make you at least move from one end of the parking lot to the other every month or two. I dunno... they're kind of in a grey area between the WalMart and a fast food place.

    But people like this inspire me that it's really never ever necessary to pay rent. There's probably six people living in there, and even if they're all only working for minimum wage, imagine how much money they save! They never even drive anywhere, they ride bikes.



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    Hmm. This is interesting. I wonder what they spend all their money on.

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    How do they shower or have electricity without paying for a hookup though? Or do you just live without?

    I've actually considered briefly (when we were facing foreclosure) selling the house and buying a big ol' winnebego and traveling cross country for a year or so stripping and whatnot. But reality set in when I considered hubbys job, the animals, having to find somewhere to hook up(because I cant live without running water or electricity!),etc.........etc..... oh well. It was a nice thought for a minute.

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    Oh, they have a generator and a big ol' water tank sitting under their RV. And they run their generator ALL the time. Like ALL night long.

    I'm sure they spend most of their money on drinking and don't work much... but they could work more and save it.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Lena View Post
    And they run their generator ALL the time. Like ALL night long.

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    Grrrrrr...that would drive me CRAZY.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bellona View Post
    Can someone give me a link to the blog? i love readin blogs.
    its in lena's siggy!

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    Wtf, what kind of person falls over and passes out while eating a pita? That's so wrong but sad at the same time.

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