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    Smiley The easiest $40

    Apparently a lot of us had a terrible night Friday night. I didn't do too terribly. Not great, but certainly not in the "awful" range.

    In any case, the easiest $40 I made all night was in the last 10 minutes of the club being open. I was doing my end-of-the-night "Would you like to do a dance before we close?" routine. I came across the last few guys there, a group of three. We made small talk for a couple minutes and then I asked them. One of them decided he didn't want to go into the dance area, basically because he didn't want to deal with the bouncer(s) watching and/or didn't want "them" (the club in general) to get any of the money. Fair enough. So he offers to give me $20 to grab my butt. After all, he was going on a little bit about how nice my ass looked. Well, sure, I said. Gentle butt-touching doesn't bother me, to be honest. So I turned around and he fondled my right ass cheek for about 20 seconds. I got my $20.

    I was about to walk away and go change when the same guy was like "Hold on, come back!" so I did. He then offered me another $20 to motorboat me. I giggled.. and decided.. sure, why not? So he handed me another $20 bill, motorboated me, and then half a second after the 2 second motorboating he did it again. I pushed him away laughing, saying "That's enough.. hehehe.." and he did back off. We said our "goodnight"s and off I was to the dressing room. It was funny. No tongue, nothing odd. Just silliness. And some easy money for me.
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    Default Re: The easiest $40

    ahahahaha!!!

    guys are silly and rather easy....

    (*sometimes)

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    We all occasionally do stuff like this... but I don't think I would go on Stripper Web and brag about getting groped for a measly $40.

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    no offense but i'd rather do a whole dance for 20 bucks than do motorboat

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    It all depends on what you are comfortable and used to. I'd rather someone grab my butt or motorboat me for a second(and ASK first...AND pay me for it) in a joking fashion then spend a whole song playing ninja stripper for half that much.

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    Am I the only one that doesn't know What motorboat means?

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    Quote Originally Posted by goodkittie396 View Post
    Am I the only one that doesn't know What motorboat means?
    Its when a guy or girl puts his face in a womans cleavage and shakes his head making a brrrrrrrrrrrrrr sound.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7ITJ...eature=related

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    One time I let a guy touch my boob for a second for a hundred dollar bill. Not something I got insane joy out of, though. Funny, my boundaries declare that second-long boob touching is kosher, but motorboating scares the shit out of me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    We all occasionally do stuff like this... but I don't think I would go on Stripper Web and brag about getting groped for a measly $40.
    That's $40 more than sometimes I get! Just because I'm parading around topless at your party doesn't give you instant no questions asked access to any part of my body without permission.

    Yeah. I've had people grab/slap/whatever my ass without asking so I applaud this girl for "bragging"!

    Plus I love motorboating. hahaha. It's good silly fun.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ViolaStrings View Post
    We all occasionally do stuff like this... but I don't think I would go on Stripper Web and brag about getting groped for a measly $40.
    hey, it's all about perspective. girls in LA get groped for 15-20 bucks a dance. she made twice as much for half the time. if she's comfortable with it, good for her.

    hell, if i had tits like hers (or yours), i'd love to make 20 easy bucks for 20 seconds of my time without anyone trying to grab my crotch.

    (man, los angeles makes you so jaded.)

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    Seriously that's not bragging. I would have done the same thing and my club is full contact so I would have rather made $40 of some silly fun that the guy was decent enough to ASK and PAY for than be groped for 3 minutes for half that.

    Yeah everyone has their own personal limits as to how where and how much they can deal with getting touched but you don't have to be bitchy because her's are different than yours and $40 is $40 it's not measly it all adds up, we're all strippers here so get over yourself. It's not like she came on here excited for making $40 and all she had to do was a BJ for christ's sake.

    Good for you OP for making your money and having some laughs and fun in the process I wish it was always that nice and easy and I would've done the same thing.
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    Last night I was grabbed twice at work by customers in the midst of my sales pitch; while I understand money can be scarce I think that when guys see this going on with one dancer (regardless of for payment or not) it makes them think they can do it unsolicited; I asked one of the offenders if they would want their daughter treated that way and he looked at me clueless and said "But you're working in a STRIP club what do you expect?" So yeah the $40 dollars may be easiest to you but the other dancers will have to then deal with its consequences.

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    I agree with CK, were all gonna get an ass grab whether we like it or not, so I'd rather total honesty about it. And these guys didn't seem like pervs it seemed to be all in good fun. A motorboat though idk but definately an ass grab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ColetteCalahan View Post
    hey, it's all about perspective. girls in LA get groped for 15-20 bucks a dance. she made twice as much for half the time. if she's comfortable with it, good for her.

    hell, if i had tits like hers (or yours), i'd love to make 20 easy bucks for 20 seconds of my time without anyone trying to grab my crotch.

    (man, los angeles makes you so jaded.)
    LA sounds like post apocalyptic stripper hell. Those douches can afford waaaaay more than $20/song.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ultra_manic View Post
    Good for you OP for making your money and having some laughs and fun in the process I wish it was always that nice and easy and I would've done the same thing.
    Thanks. My butt gets touched a lot in dances... and I don't mind as long as it's gentle touching and a bouncer doesn't yell at us. Some bouncers don't care/understand my viewpoint, others say something. This guy yes, asked first.. and offered to pay me for both the butt-touching and the motorboating. He was very gentle and it was obviously all in good fun, not skeevy. Myself, himself, and his friends got a chuckle out of our interactions.

    Plus, I'd much rather a guy motorboat me for two seconds than try to lick/suck on my nipples like so many customers try to do.

    On the nude side where I work, dances cost $35 a song. We pay the house $10 of that each dance. Some custies find this expensive, especially since the club is supposed to be only one way contact, in theory. Only in VIP or Champagne rooms are we supposed to allow some touching, but I've had conversations with bouncers who understand that sometimes letting them touch my butt/thighs means they aren't grabbing my chest or worse, my crotch.

    I wish more guys would be as respectful and funny as this guy was... willing to part with his money after stating exactly what he wanted and not trying to get more for free. $40 for less than 1 minute of actual contact with no bullshit? SOLD!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lklucky View Post
    Last night I was grabbed twice at work by customers in the midst of my sales pitch; while I understand money can be scarce I think that when guys see this going on with one dancer (regardless of for payment or not) it makes them think they can do it unsolicited; I asked one of the offenders if they would want their daughter treated that way and he looked at me clueless and said "But you're working in a STRIP club what do you expect?" So yeah the $40 dollars may be easiest to you but the other dancers will have to then deal with its consequences.
    I would not have stood for that. In a previous thread some months ago, I told about some douchebag who kept begging me to go home with him and of course I kept turning him down. Was hoping to get a 2 for 1 out of him later in the night because it had been so slow. While I was trying to pitch him, he took my breast OUT OF MY DRESS and LICKED me. I had him kicked out. On his way out the door he stopped near me and yelled to me "I didn't want you anyway you whore!" Right. Because I wouldn't go home with him and wouldn't accept his assault makes me a whore apparently.

    I don't care who saw the transaction. If anyone was watching, they would have noticed that the guy took out money before I put myself in a position so he could grab my ass and then clearly had a $20 bill in my hand and then put it away in my purse. Then he took out another $20 bill and I lifted my top so he could motorboat me. Since I was giggling and laughing, it was obvious that we'd agreed to all of this. It wasn't random or spur of the moment at all.

    It was also the tail end of the night. There were very few customers left in the club. I knew what bouncers were there and I knew they wouldn't care. They know me well enough to know that if it was something I didn't want to have happened, I would have told them.
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    I find motorboating amusing because I used to operate REAL motorboats as part of my last "normal" job- I always visualize THAT when people say "motorboat" in the club. For a long time I was like, "What? Huh? Oh."

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    Quote Originally Posted by VeraLynn View Post
    I don't mind as long as it's gentle touching and a bouncer doesn't yell at us. Some bouncers don't care/understand my viewpoint, others say something.
    This makes it sound like it's not standard/against the rules at your club. In which case I would say that's not the most considerate thing to do- allow customers to break the rules with you. If I worked in your club I'd be pissed.

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    I made an easy $40 at work on this weekend. At the end of the night on Saturday a group of guys asked me to give a lap dance to this girl that they were with and that she would be really uncomfortable with it. I told them that for an extra $20 I would dance for her and make her REALLY uncomfortable. They gave me the money, and I whispered in the girl's ear that I wasn't going to dance for her if she didn't want me to, that all she had to do was walk to the lap dance area with me. We walked to the lap dance area, stood against the wall and chatted for about 2 minutes, then she walked back to her friends and told them I danced for her. So freaking easy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Elvia View Post
    This makes it sound like it's not standard/against the rules at your club. In which case I would say that's not the most considerate thing to do- allow customers to break the rules with you. If I worked in your club I'd be pissed.
    The rules are not strictly enforced 95% of the time. At one point or another, I am positive that ALL of the dancers at the club have done something not 100% kosher with the rules. If another dancer had gotten pissed at this particular situation, it would have been the pot calling the kettle's bottom black.

    It's not like I went around offering ass-grabs and motorboating. It was the guy's idea. Nearly empty club. Everyone was tired, it was late, nearly 5am. I'd just returned two day earlier from a 26-hour drive back from Kansas and needed to start earning some money for bills. The $40 put me just over the $300-earned mark, which I know, for many of you, is not even CLOSE to a decent night. For me, $300 is an average night. And I was happy to take it.

    EDIT: By strictly enforced, I mean that major transgressions are surely stopped.. but some of the smaller, more bengin things are often overlooked. Even less benging things are sometimes overlooked, ESPECIALLY for the girls who tip bouncers big for the privilege. Which wouldn't be me.

    The trip to Kansas was sort of a vaca, but it was mainly to see my fiance who is working out there. I hadn't seen him for 4 months before that. Worked my butt off before I left to see him, but then needed to come back to get things back in order financially.
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    Um, what's the problem here? Why do people like to get self righteous on here? Let's not act like we've ALWAYS abided by all the clubs' rules, cuz that's just bullshit. She was fine with it, he paid, and she already said that the rules are bent around here club sometimes anyway.

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    Drama. Just as bad as dealing with disrespectful custies.

    I *HATE* drama.

    If you don't like it, don't do it. No sense in knocking me for doing something with my own comfort zone which for me, turned out pretty well, thankyouverymuch.
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    Quote Originally Posted by francescadubois View Post
    Um, what's the problem here? Why do people like to get self righteous on here? Let's not act like we've ALWAYS abided by all the clubs' rules, cuz that's just bullshit. She was fine with it, he paid, and she already said that the rules are bent around here club sometimes anyway.

    Geez...
    No shit! Do we really need to pick apart someone's lighthearted post? For fuck's sake, I think VeraLynn has posted enough that we know she's not some newbie skank doing extras for a buck. And if I remember correctly, she works in a small, blue collar club where that kind of thing is probably not a big deal.
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewMoon View Post
    Nice work!
    LOL thanks... but I'm pretty sure it was just a matter of being in the right place at the right time with the right attitude and being okay with what he wanted. *Feels lucky that the stars aligned for a moment for her*
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