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    Default Pirates vs Ninjas

    It's been 24 hours since someone last posted a fluff thread so we're clearly overdue.

    Pirates or Ninjas? Choose your side.

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas


    Ninjas > Pirates


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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    What guarantee is there that ninjas don't have viruses/diseases??!!!

    Besides, ninjas are all work and no play. Pirates are more fun to hang out with!
    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    Remember they sent a ninja against robocop....





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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Ninjas are too sneaky, and they never look like this:



    ARRRRRRRRRRRR

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Shovel me Timbits mateys! Here's Jenny:



    Now that be a comely Pirate wench!

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Whoa... looks like it could be a rout for pirates!


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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    OK then, how about a girl riding a Ninja?


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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    This girl be a ninjapirate:




    All she be needin' is a skull & crossbones
    on her forehead Arrrrrr


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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by UltraViolet View Post
    Not fair! She has to be a ninja.
    Come on. We all know there is no honor among pirates!

    Quote Originally Posted by hockeybobby View Post
    This girl be a ninjapirate:
    LOL, your ninja wears combat boots

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Schoolgirl Ninja:


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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    LOL, your ninja wears combat boots
    Hahaha Arrrrrrrr

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Since John Rain in the Barry Eisler novels is my ATF character I am voting ninja

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    Once again I have embraced my addiction and have put off the moral dilemma to another day.

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Haha, great minds think alike, UV!

    I still vote pirate. Pirates have sex and lots of it when they're on shore leave. I've never even seen a ninja express interest in sexual activity. Am I wrong?
    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    Remember they sent a ninja against robocop....





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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Okay, this should end the debate once and for all -

    http://www.realultimatepower.net/index4.htm

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Quote Originally Posted by Mandy_Wood View Post

    I still vote pirate. Pirates have sex and lots of it when they're on shore leave.
    But they smell like fish and don't shower. Ick?

    Quote Originally Posted by Mandy_Wood View Post

    I've never even seen a ninja express interest in sexual activity. Am I wrong?
    Some of the greatest pervs of all time have been people who publically state sex is evil. Don't let their lack of vocalization concern you. Ninjas sex for sure.

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    OMFG^^^

    From X's link above:

    Testimonial:

    Ninjas can kill anyone they want! Ninjas cut off heads ALL the time and don't even think twice about it. These guys are so crazy and awesome that they flip out ALL the time. I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner. And when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town. My friend Mark said that he saw a ninja totally uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window.

    And that's what I call REAL Ultimate Power!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    If you don't believe that ninjas have REAL Ultimate Power you better get a life right now or they will chop your head off!!! It's an easy choice, if you ask me.

    Ninjas are sooooooooooo sweet that I want to crap my pants. I can't believe it sometimes, but I feel it inside my heart. These guys are totally awesome and that's a fact. Ninjas are fast, smooth, cool, strong, powerful, and sweet. I can't wait to start yoga next year. I love ninjas with all of my body (including my pee pee).

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    ^^^ I am believer in Ninjas now thanks to that website.

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    Remember they sent a ninja against robocop....
    One more cup of coffee for the road,
    One more cup of coffee 'fore I go
    To the valley below....

    Slowly moseying my way to the exit.
    A Blogging?

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    BWAHAHAHA!!!!

    Despite the fact that that is a pro-ninja statement, it is totally sig worthy!

    I'm still pro pirate!!!

    Dating a ninja would be embarrassing as he would wear his ninja outfit EVERYWHERE. And those weird ninja shoes.

    My pirate would always be very fashionably dressed in the latest pirate designs.
    Quote Originally Posted by cherryripeboy View Post
    Remember they sent a ninja against robocop....





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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas





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    Ninjas ftw! They have actual skills, whereas pirates just have huge nuts.

    Too chime in with the ninja/pirate hotness debate:

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    Default Re: Pirates vs Ninjas

    ^^^ Something's missing... No animated siggy TSK?

    FYI, there were no pirates in GI Joe. On the other hand, the two best characters, Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow, were ninjas. Now you know. Because knowing is half the battle.


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    ^^^ hahahaha. awesome. I'm taking a sig break btw

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