But dude.... shouldn't there be variety? Can't we have the option of tunics and fitted, tailored clothing too?
I've smiled and bought up tunics for the last... as long as I can remember... maybe 2+ years! I feel fucking frumpy and I am PISSED that the shelves are full-o-tunics.
Tunics in the morning, tunics in the evening, tunics at supper time. Tunics for a wedding, tunics when you're swimming.... FUCKING TUNICS ALLTHETIME!
I literally couldn't find a single nice, form fitting (doesn't mean slutty), feminine dress when I popped over to the Forever 21 at Union Sq. Just these Jersey Knit garbage bags... prolly designed by the blind... and sewn by the armless.
It's a ruched rectangle. A stretchy potato sack. Am I supposed to love it like the fashion version of the messiah?
Look... I'm all for a variety of silhouettes. Tunics are great for: wearing over a bathing suit, not drawing attention to big tits or a 3-month kocked up pregger belly, skinny 6-foot-tall bitches that look good in everything anyway, and for the purposes you mentioned.
I don't care. Where are the OTHER kinds of clothing? Where is my freedom of choice? Thats what I need to know.
I'm not gonna run up and snatch away your tunics. Even if I did, you can stitch some elastic on a bath towel and get the same effect!

Take that, GreatGlam!
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