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    Felonious Flatulence

    I was feeling sort of in the dumps untill I came across this story. Apparently it's now a criminal offense to pass gas.


    http://www.wsaz.com/news/headlines/29653059.html

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    Default Re: Criminally Offensive Flatulence

    hahaha...oh my

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    "When police were trying to get fingerprints, police say Cruz moved closer to the officer and passed gas on him. The investigating officer remarked in the criminal complaint that the odor was very strong.

    Cruz is now charged with battery on a police officer, as well as DUI and obstruction."


    Could battery by flatulence be considered "flattery"?

    And where was the "obstruction"? It certainly wasn't in Mr. Cruz's colon...

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    LMFAO!!! I love your headline for this thread.
    "We all must suffer from one of two pains: the pain of discipline or the pain of regret. The difference is discipline weighs ounces while regret weighs tons. In order to achieve what others don't, you have to do what others won't."


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    Default Re: Felonious Flatulence

    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Could battery by flatulence be considered "flattery"?
    haha!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    LMFAO!!! I love your headline for this thread.

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    Default Re: Felonious Flatulence

    plop plop fizz fizz oh what a relief it is

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    Default Re: Felonious Flatulence

    Candice:

    Have you heard about the blind skunk that tried to mate with a fart?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    Candice:

    Have you heard about the blind skunk that tried to mate with a fart?
    heh heh! cute. I remember that joke. The skunk fell in love.

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