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    Default David Blaine sucks!

    He's totally cheating on his new "stunt". With the excuse that his Dr said he cant hang upside down for 60 hours straight..well DUH! Then you CANT DO IT dumbass.

    Hell..I can hang there for a few hours at a time..its not like its a talent.

    Does he have any fans left? He's so NOT a magician...he's just an attention whore

    http://perezhilton.com/2008-09-24-david-blaine-bullshit

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    That was total bs, Every time i hear or see an announcement for any of his stunts i just roll my eyes, he's just annoying to me
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    Default Re: David Blaine sucks!

    I've always thought David Blaine and Chris Angel should get married and have little douchebabies together.



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    I don't understand why they still cover him. What's next? Seeing how long he can wait for a bus while standing on one leg? Lame ass MF'r

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    I've always thought David Blaine and Chris Angel should get married and have little douchebabies together.
    Hahaha. So true.

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    Default Re: David Blaine sucks!

    Hahaha I love this thread. What the hell--is he really taking breaks!?! WTF is the point of even doing it then. What a waste of 60 damn hours.

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    i like david blaine. wayyyyyyyyy more than chris angel, did anyone watch that crapfest in clearwater holy shit that was terrible.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sirona View Post
    I've always thought David Blaine and Chris Angel should get married and have little douchebabies together.
    That is the most funny/true thing I have heard in a while!

    My friend Sam was there.
    He said he had never seen a crowd turn so fast.

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    Default Re: David Blaine sucks!

    davids wife is hot.

    i always thought his street magic was cool. criss angel is fake as hell

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    I think David Blaine is so freakin hot.

    If he's a fraud, he cans ettle down and become my personal magician.

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    He's totally cheating on his new "stunt". With the excuse that his Dr said he cant hang upside down for 60 hours straight..well DUH! Then you CANT DO IT dumbass.
    Isn't that like suspending a presidential campaign?

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    Default Re: David Blaine sucks!

    Really, I can't believe anyone would have the balls to cheat so openly.
    ??????????????????
    Makes NO SENSE to me.

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    Yeah he cheated at the end too..he was supposed to do a "death drop" onto the ground and he was on wires that caught him WAY before he got to the ground.Even his friends booed him

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    Default Re: David Blaine sucks!

    Apparently it was all Bush's fault...??

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=biq5u37hOuQ

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    ^ Like i said he's so full of bs.
    That was so funny especially with the whole "so i hung like a douchebag pinocchio on a string looking stupid" part, that pretty much summed it all up. LOL!
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PnIS41lZjo


    thats just one thing. i stand by david blaine. so he had one thing go wrong. you watch all that shit he does on st marks street and see if you can do it. hes a great illusitionist

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    Default Re: David Blaine sucks!

    He sure is, but what he has ben doing lately isn't magic, its phony endurnace stunts. the only one who should be interested is the Guiness World Record book.

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    Chris Angel is a total waste of space. When he pulled his little stunt in New Orleans, his security had certain sidewalks on and around Bourbon totally sealed off. You weren't permitted to even walk on the sidewalk. I was turned away and had to walk so many detours, it took me 45 minutes to make the few blocks to work!!
    Then, as I walked up to my club, I apparently crossed King Douchebags path on his way to his stunt. He was almost running down the sidewalk, being paced on the front, rear, and side by his SIX armed security guards who promptly shoved my very menacing 120 pound ass into a doorway.
    So jumping off buildings or whatever the hell he does to make rent isn't scary, but I certainly am..........
    I propose a toast - to my self control.... I see you crawling, helpless, on the floor.......
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