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    Default Kill, Marry, Screw

    I'm bored and this is a fun game

    I'll list three celebrities and next person has to name which one they would kill, marry and screw. Then when you list your answers choose three new celebrities for the next person. (They can be guys or girls)

    eg: John Mayer - Marry
    Justin Timberlake - Screw
    Brian McFadden - Kill

    Your turn:

    1. Paris Hilton
    2. Lindsay Lohan
    3. Hilary Duff
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    1. Paris Hilton - Marry (for the money)
    2. Lindsay Lohan - Screw (she's still hot and apparently digs chicks)
    3. Hilary Duff - Kill (just for being irritating)

    Next:

    Rosanne Arnold
    Ellen Degeneres
    Rosie O'Donnell

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    Rosanne - Marry
    Ellen - Screw
    Rosie - Kill

    Next:

    1. Scarlett Johannson
    2. Kirsten Dunst
    3. Jessica Alba
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    1. Scarlett Johansson (Marry)
    2. Kristen Dunst (Kill)
    3. Jessica Alba (Screw)


    1. Jack Black
    2. Billy Bob Thorton
    3. Tom Cruise
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    "It is better to be an open sinner than a false saint"

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    Jack Black- Kill

    Billy Bob- Marry

    Tom Cruise- Screw



    Angelina Jolie

    Jen Aniston

    Cameron Diaz

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    1. Jack Black - Marry
    2. Billy Bob Thornton - Screw
    3. Tom Cruise - Kill

    1. Bill Clinton
    2. Barack Obama
    3. George Bush
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Angelina Jolie - Marry

    Jen Aniston - Kill

    Cameron Diaz - Screw

    Next:

    George Clooney
    Johnny Depp
    Brad Pitt

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    Ah! there's two so i'll pick the one with better options

    1. Angelina Jolie- Marry
    2. Jen Aniston- Screw
    3. Cameron Diaz-Kill

    I'll just repost the ones aussiebelle chose.

    1. Bill Clinton
    2. Barack Obama
    3. George Bush
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    Damn we posted at the same time^
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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    ok so,

    George Clooney - Screw
    Johnny Depp - Marry
    Brad Pitt - Kill

    1. Bill Clinton
    2. Barack Obama
    3. George Bush
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Let's try again.
    1. Bill Clinton- Screw (yuk, but he'd probably cheat on me anyway))
    2. Barack Obama- Marry (seems like the sane one out of the bunch)
    3. George Bush- Kill (it's obvious)


    1. Britney Spears
    2. Kevin Federline
    3. Shar Jackson
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    1. shar jackson- Kill ( dont know who she is so i will kill her)
    2. Kevin Federline- Screw
    3. Britney Spears- Marry

    1. Carrot Top
    2. Dr. Phil
    3. Amy Winehouse

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    1. Britney Spears...marry(she looks like she'd be fun as long as she stays on her meds and I'd BANK from it!!)
    2. Kevin Federline...kill(for obvious reasons!)
    3. Shar Jackson...screw(at least I cant get fertile Myrtle pregnant! And she looks like she'd be a tiger in bed!)

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    1. Britney Spears - Marry
    2. Kevin Federline - Screw
    3. Shar Jackson - Kill

    1. Dr Phil
    2. Oprah
    3. Tyra Banks
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    ^ haha meangirl i posted dr. phil too without seeing what you posted
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    1. Dr Phil-Screw
    2. Oprah-Marry
    3. Tyra-Kill


    1. Pamela Anderson
    2. Tommy Lee
    3. Kid Rock
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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    1. Pamela Anderson - Kill
    2. Tommy Lee - Marry
    3. Kid Rock - Screw

    1. Holly Madison
    2. Bridget Marquardt
    3. Kendra Wilkinson
    Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    Holly- Kill
    Bridget- Marry
    Kendra- Screw

    1. Valerie Bertenelli
    2. Kirsti Allie
    3. Queen Latifa

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    Val- Screw
    Kirstie-Kill
    Queen- Marry

    Leo DiCaprio
    Jude Law
    Ben Affleck
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    Quote Originally Posted by sparkleeyz View Post
    Leo DiCaprio
    Jude Law
    Ben Affleck
    Eew.

    Leo DiCaprio - marry
    Jude Law - kill
    Ben Affleck - screw


    Kanye West
    Ewan McGregor
    Christian Bale

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    Kanye- kill
    Ewan- marry
    Christian- screw



    Christina Applegate
    John Waters
    Eddie Izzard

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    Christina Applegate (marry)
    John Waters (kill...not sure who he is.)
    Eddie Izzard (screw..idk why. I think he's sexy)


    1. Jessica Simpson
    2. Avril Lavigne
    3. Ben Stiller
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    Marry Jessica Simpson
    Screw Avril Lavigne
    Kill Ben Stiller

    1. Rosie O'Donnell
    2. Larry Flint
    3. Al Roker

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    damn girl way to make this one hard for me!

    Okay kill Rosie
    Screw Al Roker
    Marry Larry Flint (just cause he is the coolest!)


    1.Jenna Jamenson
    2. Kid Rock
    3. Marilyn Manson
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    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Default Re: Kill, Marry, Screw

    1. jenna - marry (arm candy, hot sex)

    2.kid rock -screw (he was good enough for pam)

    3. marilyn -kill (anyone who violates goats should be killed)

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