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    Default Ryan Reynolds ditches Alanis for good...

    Scarlett Johansson Weds Ryan Reynolds Near Vancouver


    Those who care may recall that Reynolds proposed to Johansson in May 2007, after breaking off a 4-year relationship with his ex-fiancee Alanis Morissette a few weeks earlier.

    While I'm still gonna hate on Mr. Reynold's metrosexual ass for retiring Kanye West's "favorite White girl", I can't help but wonder if Morissette's search for romance was doomed by unforgettable lyrics like:

    "It was a slap in the face/How quickly I was replaced/And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?"

    Even back in 1995, that song made guys that liked Ms. Morissette want to be the dude who blew her off...

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    hmm alanis to scarlette? thats a BIG DIFFERENCE..
    ~jenna~

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    I never understood him and Alanis... Scarlett makes more sense to me, luxky bastard...

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    Quote Originally Posted by UltraViolet View Post
    He hasn't been with Alanis in a long while.
    Depends what you consider a long time, UV. You're tougher than me...

    They broke off their engagement roughly 19 months ago, in February 2007, and he was newly engaged by May 2007.

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    I never understood the the big deal with Scarlett Johansson. I've worked with white girls that blow her way out the water. And when she dyes her hair blonde, she leaves her eyebrows dark brown. That doesn't look right, yuck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by AznExtasy View Post
    I never understood the the big deal with Scarlett Johansson. I've worked with white girls that blow her way out the water. And when she dyes her hair blonde, she leaves her eyebrows dark brown. That doesn't look right, yuck.
    I think it's her notorious varsity sweater picture. That one's definitely a keeper.
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    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Christany View Post
    I think it's her notorious varsity sweater picture. That one's definitely a keeper.
    You may be right, Christany...


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    Quote Originally Posted by Budai View Post
    You may be right, Christany...

    I was hoping for the refresher I've been trying to brainstorm Halloween costumes, so I'll toss Varsity hottie Scarlett into the mix.
    Quote Originally Posted by markx View Post
    I'd have to have a "4 simease twin strippers gave me head and then lite themselves on fire" story to blow anybody's mind here.

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    Wow. Weird.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    Wow. Weird.
    Um, yeah, agreed...



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    Fuck Alanis. Really. I fucking loathe her shitty music. I hate how the Canadian press acts like her and avril lavigne and that Titanic bitch are fucking heros.

    I dunno how the hell she snagged him. Its suspicious.

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    He's so HOT. Lucky bitches.

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    Titanic bitch?

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    "I'll picklepunch you in your twatwaffle!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by CKXXX View Post
    Titanic bitch?
    Celine Dion?


    Anyone think maybe Ryan was with Scarlett before he broke with Alanis?

    Feb to May is a short time to get engaged.....
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    I think Alanis is hideous and her body is pretty awful....did you see that video where she was naked? Bleh!

    Ryan too I think looks like a douche....Scarlet Johanson, on the other hand... I would hit that
    Sexy Jasmine after getting fucked over at work:

    God loves strippers and when guys do things like that its an automatic ticket to HELL!


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    Perhaps you stopped spending money on her. Strippers need money to operate. They are like coin operated juke-boxes of love.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jezzebelle View Post
    Anyone think maybe Ryan was with Scarlett before he broke with Alanis?

    Feb to May is a short time to get engaged.....

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    What a lucky bastard he is. She lured Josh Hartnett too. Poor Josh
    got dumped I have not been following the celeb happenings.

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    Scarlett's vapid as all hell and can't act her way out of a paper bag. I cringed at her "English" accent in "The Other Boleyn Girl". But she has nice titties and he has a six-pack, ergo their marriage will last forever and be only based on devotion, steadfastness, caring, and shared interests.

    Especially looking at themselves in the mirror.
    "She has written so well, and marvellously well, that I was completely ashamed of myself as a writer...But this girl, who is to my knowledge very unpleasant and we might even say a high-grade bitch, can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves as writers"

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    Quote Originally Posted by NinaDaisy View Post
    But she has nice titties
    At least the important things are there. I can sit through a pretty friggin bad movie for that.

    Though Showgirls even puts ME to sleep.

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    mm i love showgirls

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    If it's got THAT many boobs in it, and i'm still bored: something = wrong. :|

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    Showgirls is the best bad unintentional soft core porn EVER!! Esp when it is on tv with the floating flesh colored bikinis!!

    And yeah...Ryan Reynolds...I would do nasty things to that boy!

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    Good, they were an odd couple.


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    Quote Originally Posted by no.speak View Post
    Fuck Alanis. Really. I fucking loathe her shitty music.
    I remember when You Oughta Know came out. Had high hopes, then the rest of the songs/ album came out. What a let down.

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