Scarlett Johansson Weds Ryan Reynolds Near Vancouver
Those who care may recall that Reynolds proposed to Johansson in May 2007, after breaking off a 4-year relationship with his ex-fiancee Alanis Morissette a few weeks earlier.
While I'm still gonna hate on Mr. Reynold's metrosexual ass for retiring Kanye West's "favorite White girl", I can't help but wonder if Morissette's search for romance was doomed by unforgettable lyrics like:
"It was a slap in the face/How quickly I was replaced/And are you thinking of me when you fuck her?"
Even back in 1995, that song made guys that liked Ms. Morissette want to be the dude who blew her off...![]()



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I've been trying to brainstorm Halloween costumes, so I'll toss Varsity hottie Scarlett into the mix.





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