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    Default A non partisan political joke

    Whether Democrat or Republican, I think you'll get a kick out of this!


    A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is
    Politics?'
    Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

    I am the head of the family, so call me The President

    Your mother is the administrator of the money, so we call her the Government.

    We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you the People.

    The nanny, we will consider her theWorking Class.

    And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

    Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

    So the little boy goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

    Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

    He finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

    So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
    Not wa nting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny.
    He gives up and goes back to bed.

    The next morning, the little boy say's to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now.'

    The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

    The little boy replies, 'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep. The People are being ignored and the Future is in deep shit.

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    Default Re: A non partisan political joke

    That's good. And accurate.
    "A stupid man's report of what a clever man says is never accurate because he unconsciously translates what he hears into something he can understand." - Bertrand Russell

    "It's just a matter of people having low self esteem and being way too easily offended." -Random Guy on a Internet Forum

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    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
    In other words: Boo-motherfucking-hoo

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