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    Angry Breast Enhancement Gum?

    There is a new product out called Zoft Breast Enhancement Gum. They are charging $60 for a month's supply. I don't want to knock on anybody that is using it but, this is incredibly stupid.

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    60 bucks a month? That's freaking stupid. When are people gonna learn that the only way to make tatas bigger is to gain weight, get pregnant, or get a boob job? Seriously. People should just save their $$ for implants if they're that desperate.

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    Yep. Boobs jobs are the way to go!

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    sometimes I think about getting a boob job.

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    No kidding. If you want more hormones, which is how all these formulas work anyway, just go on the Pill. At least you can get it for cheap at Planned Parenthood, or covered by insurance.

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    It is stupid. But there are plenty of stupid people that are probably making whoever invented that crap rich! For awhile, at least. It'll be a short run for that product. I hope!
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    It has all the same ingredients of the pill forms but since I wasted money on the pills earlier this year there is know way I would try out the gum product.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    It is stupid. But there are plenty of stupid people that are probably making whoever invented that crap rich! For awhile, at least. It'll be a short run for that product. I hope!
    Hmm. You might have something there. I'm going to make boob enhancement brownies! Eat 3 a day and watch your boobs get bigger! I'll be a millionaire in no time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by aviendha View Post
    Hmm. You might have something there. I'm going to make boob enhancement brownies! Eat 3 a day and watch your boobs get bigger! I'll be a millionaire in no time.
    Shit, that idea should be good for something $$$ wise. Walgreens still sells "the cookie diet"!
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    LOL people are stupid. Like those ridiculous suction cups that people put on their boobs to grow them!! they just caused the boobs to swell for a couple of hours.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jaizaine View Post
    LOL people are stupid. Like those ridiculous suction cups that people put on their boobs to grow them!! they just caused the boobs to swell for a couple of hours.
    That's fucking hilarious. Do you have a link or know what they're called? I have to see this.
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    Oh for the love of cornflakes....WHY do people still think this crap works?? I think I'll advertise something too...Wish your way to a D-cup...send me $29.95 to find out how....lol

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    At least it will strenghten your jaw muscles.
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

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    there's only one thing that I know of that actually does this without surgery ...



    of course, the source is a bit hard to find !

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    "This video or group may contain content that is inappropriate for some users, as flagged by YouTube's user community."

    typical killjoys there
    I loved going to strip clubs; I actually made some friends there. Now things are different for the clubs and for me. As a result I am not as happy.

    Customers are not entitled to grope, disrespect, or rob strippers. This is their job, not their hobby, and they all need income. Clubs are not just some erotic show for guys to view while drinking.

    NOTE: anything I post here, outside of a direct quote, is my opinion only, which I am entitled to. Take it for what you estimate it is worth.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Miss Jessica View Post
    That's fucking hilarious. Do you have a link or know what they're called? I have to see this.
    http://www.lovedrops.co.uk/images/170060_M.jpg

    http://www.noogleberry.com/Double%20breast%20kit.jpg

    look up vacuum pump breast enlargement.
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    when regulars turn cheap, it's time to kill em off.
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    You're still a vagina.
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    Speaking of boob enlargement, did anyone catch this episode of The Doctors:



    Supposedly theres another non-surgical way to get your boobies 2 cup sizes larger?!?!

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    For another $40/month, with decent credit, you could just buy yourself some boobs.

    Some poor sheltered girl out there who's still stuffing with socks in 2008 is gonna spend all her money on that gum.

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