




The best thing i have heard in a strip club to date:
customer: we should get married right now! we should get a shotgun marriage!
me: uhh... i think you are misunderstanding what a shotgun marriage means. A shotgun marriage means you knock me up and my daddy shows up at your door with a gun and forces you to marry me and raise the baby. You mean elope.
customer: hmm... nah actually i will take the shotgun marriage. At least then we would be having sex.





You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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Introducing Chatsworth the cat:



Awww, Kitty!
trying to make a James Joyce-iean/Ferlinghetti interpretation of that picture...
The ebony feline poised sprung on the dark machine looking on longingly threateningly as flamingos lolled in the background, posing moving and going nowhere in their plastic shell bodies and wire stick legs obeying the sign command to STOP! and not stopping but enjoying the pure sexuality that comes with being a cat.





^^Based on a true story! Lolol!




Here's me being slightly silly while on vacation in Paris a couple years back.
"Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince
"No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star










Another 'work pic'![]()




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Hellooooo Zinaida!
"Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince
"No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star





It's one of my teaser pics for my cam site tomorrow.![]()




Last shoot I did in oct 09.
"Where there is love there is life"-Mahatma Gandhi
"Be The Best, F!ck The Rest"- P.P.





Sexy!!!!!!!!!!!




Heyyy kikiwiki, long time no see!
You're looking gorgeous as ever!
"Women, not girls, rule my world" - Prince
"No parking on the dance floor" - Midnight Star





You must have chaos within you to give birth to a dancing star.
Friedrich Nietzsche
Free your mind, and your ass will follow.
George Clinton
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^^No prob.![]()



I'm usually quite shy, but for a limited time....
-don't be too harsh
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^^^I love it!





Yes it's real.![]()
Wow Zinaida is seriously like the hottest female I have EVER laid my eyes on. EVER. I'm not gay or anything but DAMN GIRL.





^^^You just have a gun fetish. I am not complaining.![]()




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