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    (snip)"Tonight America's Most Wanted features the hunt for Hank "the mole" Paulson, capo di tutti capi of the Wall Street crime families. This brazen con-man is believed to be planning the largest bank robbery in U.S. history...the $700 billion looting of the U.S. Treasury under the cover of TARP (Troubled Asset Relief Program). Paulson is known to frequent the Washington, D.C. metro area, and has been spotted visiting Barney Frank at odd hours. Paulson could also be hiding in the New York metro area where his mob associates have a network of plush hide-a-ways, including the Club Fed bordello on Maiden Lane in lower Manhattan. This week-end he may try to slip into Paris to show European Central Banksters how to blackmail legislators into giving their bankster buddies hundreds of billions of dollars or euros.

    As Hank clawed his way to become boss of the Goldman Sachs crew in 1999, he got a rep as a brute, and many nicknames, such as the "Steamroller","the Iceman", and "cold scungilli". From 1999 to 2006 Hank as boss of the Goldman Sachs was overseer of the subprime CDO fraud and Ponzi schemes to fleece investors and pension funds. In 2004 Paulson's mob and the 4 other investment bank mobs led the charge and got the SEC to change the net capital rule, allowing these mobs to recklessly increase leverage to more than 30 to 1.



    Paulson greatest coup, and the thing that made him "boss of all bosses" was his July 2006 appointment as U.S. Secretary of the Treasury. Why lobby (a.k.a. bribe) government officials when you can become a government official yourself. And not just any government official...the freaking U.S. SECRETARY OF TREASURY. In July 2006 the Wall Street crime families paid respects by kissing Hank on both cheeks, kissing his ring, licking his shoes, and promising his share of "our thing" would be waiting when Hank leaves the Treasury office.

    Police hope that recent mob warfare may cause a break in mob ranks and lead to Paulson's capture. Mobsters suspect that Paulson directed the take-down of the Bear Stearns and Lehman mobs to protect and enlarge Goldman Sachs territory. Police are hoping that a disgruntled mobster will step forward and bring this serial con-man Paulson to justice."(snip)

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    That leverage and other finance org-led games is part of what got us in this huge mess while 'responsible' people in DC slept.



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