and its kinda makin me uncomfortable....
i'm only 5 feet away in my bed.... and its too gat damn late/early to leave



Put on some head phones listen to music or you tube videos like me.





in your bed? why in your bed? doesnt she have her own bed?
ETA: sorry re-read.
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Argh I feel so sorry for you. Thats why I avoid dorms and rent a flat 5 mins from campus (complete with great big lock on my door wooo).
Dude...having sex in the same room as you isn't cool.
Do what I did...I put a screensaver on my computer that said "Jesus is watching you", with a very sad looking Jesus pic.
My roommate was going at it when I was in bed...so Kicked my desk, jarring my computer so the pic came up. The guy saw it, eeped like a bitch, and ran out of the room.
She never had sex with me in the room again.
They're having sex while you're in the room? Thats really not cool, I'd say something rude to them and make them stop. Can't they go and have sex in the shower or in the car? Having sex while you're still in the room, awake or not is just so not on.
^^It's common in college dorms though. I had one roomate that acted like she was better than me because she never went out partying or anything, but every damn time I came home her and her bf were going at it on her bed. It was a 1-room dorm and her bed was right beside the door. She wouldn't even put a note on the door or anything and I talked to her about it a bunch of times.
Later she actually tried to win an arguement with me by claiming to be a virgin. Riiiiiight! I'm a moron. Even her bf laughed.
Wow, I'm sorry you have to go through that!







That's when you do stupid shit!
Make score cards and hold them up like you were judging the olympics.
Pick up the TV remote and attempt to 'change channels', then gripe when they don't change positions.
Say when they are not paying attention to you "This will be SO awesome on Youporn!"
"Girl, you told me he was so much smaller than that!"
"dude she admitted she fakes it to me the other night."
Do the golf clap. "Good show, old chap!"
Shine a flashlight in their direction and stare all pervy like.
Recite condom quips.
Reach for your camera. "Omg where is my camera gotta get a shot of this!"





Print out an appropriate lolcat and leave it on her pillow...
Example:
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I would totally make a sandwich and just sit on the edge of my bed watching them while I ate it. Maybe make some running commentary.
I'm a dick though.
Thats really inconsiderate. I thought it was bad when my roommate made a trail of roses and candles from the entryway (which starts at MY DOOR) to her bedroom (a good 15 feet). I nearly tripped going to the bathroom, i was like WTF, uhhh i live here too.........




I dont see it as a huge deal... Yea it's kind of gross... but thats college. and I suppose the price you pay for choosing the smaller dorms... if I was paying alll that money to live there I would wanna be able to bring a guy home when the mood strikes.
I guess u guys gotta compromise... just put on some headphones and roll over.



I know a couple dudes who share a house with this bro who has a different chick over pretty much ever night and likes to fuck LOUD. They've taken to calling out commentary and scores based upon what they hear.
Oh, and change "Girl, you told me he was so much smaller than that" to "Girl, you told me he was so much bigger than that."
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