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    For example.... my stage name is Gypsy.

    I get Tiffany (do I LOOK like a Tiffany to you??) i get offended when they say that because i picture tiffany as a blonde bimbo.

    I also get "Juicy" and "Tipsy". Depending on my mood, I might agree with either of those and just play along..... fake slutty or fake drunk. Juicy.... lol.
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    I go by "Raven," but I've gotten "Gravy," somehow. Since I'm black, they thought it was clever and they'd ask if I had a white partner at the club named "Biscuit."

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    My SN is holly. I get polly,pauline and once Jolene O_O I usually just accept whatever they say, not worth the argument!

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    Quote Originally Posted by keira0304 View Post
    For example.... my stage name is Gypsy.

    I get Tiffany (do I LOOK like a Tiffany to you??) i get offended when they say that because i picture tiffany as a blonde bimbo.

    I also get "Juicy" and "Tipsy". Depending on my mood, I might agree with either of those and just play along..... fake slutty or fake drunk. Juicy.... lol.
    You have issues. Change your name.


    If you are offended by drunk custies mishearing your FAKE name in a loud, dark club.... you should probably change your name to something they can't mistake. Something like Bob.


    P.S. when I hear Tiffany I usually think of expensive jewelery and Audrey Hepburn...

    P.P.S. you look like a dolphin to me....
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    ummm ok. I agree with SS. Why would having someone get your FAKE name wrong offend you?? I think it's a good thing that u dont plan to strip for much longer...

    What's with the blonde bimbo comment??

    Mine is Jessica. Sometimes I introduce myself as Jess, the other night some guy said "what Gus?" haha ok.
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    Tiffany is a slender dark girl at my club............

    I'm Julia and once in a while I get Julie. Not a big deal.
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    vampirella is my stage name....

    however I get...sassparilla, amerilla, and priscilla
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    LOL. Im Hadley.

    I hear - Natalie and Happily. LOL Happily. I have to spell my name to 1/2 the customers or go "had-lee" really slow.... when guys actually get it right the first time I applaud them and joke that no one ever gets it right.

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    Nikki D'Cash...lol

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    My name is Tiffany, thank you very much.

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    My SN is Havana, always mistaken for Savannah, Amanda, Brianna... eh, whatever.

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    I also use Gypsy and get Tipsy a lot of the time. But I probably am drunk off my ass at the time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by winterrose View Post
    vampirella is my stage name....

    however I get...sassparilla, amerilla, and priscilla

    This could well be the best stripper name, ever.

    I am glad to hear I'm not the only one with a hearing problem (like so many DJs lol). Even though I have been hired at at last one club specifically because the foreign dancers could understand their names when I called them to stage, a lot of the dancers sound alike and they get confused. I know damned well the drunk, deaf customers get confused. Sometimes I got confused when I started in some clubs.

    Lena, Tina, Kristina, Martena, Inna, Melena, etc.

    Sasha, Stasha, Natasha, Dasha, etc.

    Adrianna, Arianna, Marianna, and so forth.

    Oh there's another one syllable that a bunch of dancer names have, but I can't think of it right now.
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    My name is Hazel. I usually get Rachel (understandable), Maple (wtf?), and one really drunk guy thought he heard Halo...
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    My SN is Misa... But I tend to hiss my S's a bit [think Christopher Lambert here]... so I occasionally get Misha.
    I don't really care enough to correct them.
    I have one guy who has thought my name was "Nisa" for like... two years. and Every time he says it wrong... someone corrects him. but he just can't seem to get it right. That bothers me more than random "Lisa? Misha? What? ohh... Misa"s...

    ...Actually... I think this is the only name I've ever had a problem with. When I was Erin/Lida/Tira. Maybe I should avoid names with sounds I pronounce funny when I have to scream them over loud music. XDD
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    Ha I won't say my original for fear of stalkers,,, but it definitely has the same convo over and over again without fail, it's almost eery that they say the same wrong name the first time and then I say it again and the second time they all say the same other name and then I spell out the first three letters which happen to be A.K.A. and I give em my nickname cuz I'm fed up by that time..

    but on a funnier note.....................I was Aspen for a short while and I would get Aspirin.....so I'd say "yes but I'll MAKE your head throb!" so we joked all night... and I said later as the night goes on I'll come out as "codeine" "vicodin" or "percocet"

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    i use Jess, only had a couple guys mistake it as jeff.

    jess xx

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    I used my real name Alexa very briefly and would get Lexus all the time. So I had to ditch it quickly. I became Sasha. I don't get it too often but sometimes it's Obsession, Natasha, Tasha or even Russia
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    Quote Originally Posted by DominoDiva View Post
    i use Jess, only had a couple guys mistake it as jeff.

    jess xx
    LOL.....Jeff

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    If anyone is interested in different stage names youc an check out ... http://www.stripperweb.com/forum/sho...d.php?t=126346
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    When I was Violet, a lot of guy's eyes would go big and be like "Violent? Like you're a Violent person?"
    Good job dude.

    As Veronica, I just get the basic mistakes, like Monica, Annika etc.

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    mine is mia, and sometimes customers think im saying "neon".

    yeah. my fucking name is NEON.

    i work with a girl named gwen, and 1/2 the time guys think her name is glen.
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    I go by Bailey so I get Hailey, Kaylie, Billy pretty much anything that ends in "ee". I just say no Bailey with a B and like draw it in the air. Whatever.

    My waitress friend at work says if she were a dancer her name would be Peanut... I can only imagine what that would be mistaken for haha.

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    i go by velvet. i get MELVIN all the time. yep that's me, Melvin the stripper.
    once i got Elvis. equally as funny
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