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    Default Worst Brazillian EVAR

    When I was still stripping, I got brazillians regularly. Tried two different salons, they both pretty much did it the same way. no biggie at all.

    Now that I'm on a break and living with parents, I was not going to get them anymore. Figured I'd save money that way. But, I caved. I like it so much better than shaving and do not like being hairy.

    Horrifying experience. This young Russian girl did it, and was nice but "does not do them very often" She took at least twice as long to do it, it hurt like a bitch, and there's still quite a bit of hair left! She seemed to have this idea that pressing on it immediately after ripping the wax off helped the pain. I felt like if she slipped her fist was going to go up my vag. She didn't have me turn over to wax my butt, so there is hair on my butt.

    At least she used numbing spray and cream, which the other places didn't. I don't think I would have lasted through the procedure without it while I've been fine (and I did wait til my period was over so that's not why it hurt).

    If that were my first time getting it done, I would have been scarred for life! Luckily I know there are better people out there! The beauty college around here must suck or something?

    On the plus side, it was about $10 cheaper
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    OMG!!!!

    I GOT THE WORST BRAZILLIAN YESTERDAY TOOOOO!!!!!!!!

    Damn it, Maya in the Pentagon City!!

    I look like I have diaper rash on my pretty papya.

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    Default Re: Worst Brazillian EVAR

    Wow so THAT'S not how my first ever (and last) brazilian was supposed to be? :/


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    Sorry to thread-jack a little, but it was like having a gigantor (yes that's a word) band-aid pulled off reeeeeeaaaaaaally slow.

    I was like "omg! JUST PULLLLL IT!!"

    And she was pulling little sections up at a time instead of one long (FAST) pull!

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    OUCH! Little bits at a time?
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    This thread is worthless without pictures... jk.

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    Get a brazilian wax FROM the Brazilians. They are the best and they do not use strips.
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    I was out of town visiting my boyfriend for the weekend (long distance relationship). I went to this salon in the mall that swore up and down that they did brazilian waxes. The first strip was the only normal one. It just got more and more like a torture chamber from there. The lady had me in all these funky positions. There was sticky wax everywhere. She would tear the wax strip from one area and it would pick up the wax in another area, and burn all mighty heaven. Then I would look at the wax strip and only small random tufts of hair would be on it. My vagina looked like a poodle with a bad haircut and wax smeared all over it. And the girl kept on saying that we were almost done, but it almost seemed like she was consoling herself rather then just telling me. So, I figured we were almost done so I would let her continue to torture me. My usul brazilian averages about 10 to 15 minutes. This one took about an hour. And was a serious workout because she had me in these freaky-behind positions. My vagina was literally on butcher block that day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blink View Post
    no strips? hard wax?! ahhhh*runs*
    I love it! I think the strips hurt a lot worse.
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    Default Re: Worst Brazillian EVAR

    When I was living in Miami I used to go to wonderskin.
    http://www.mywonderskin.com/index.html

    The green hard wax is awesome. I love my columbian girl. totally miss her
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    Quote Originally Posted by Blink View Post
    hmm maybe I'll try it...

    just because of your avatar
    Awwww, thanks!!
    "I came in like a lamb, but I intend to leave like a lion."

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