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    I have some suggestions how strippers can strike up good conversations with a man besides the typical chit chat.

    (1) Do you like college football? Which team? Did you hear about coach Bowden was let go for Clemson? Who is leading the ACC race? Get the picture?

    (2) Same goes for NFL. Know your NFL inside and out. E.g., did you know that Garcia is starting QB for the Tampa Bay bucs now?

    (3) Weather.....we like to talk about the temperature and what we expect the weather to be during the next few days. Many of us watch the weather channel regularly. We'll watch it for hours.

    (4) Animals or dinosaurs. If you can discuss either you are in. Many men like grizzlies.

    (5) Cars and problems with them? Just don't ask what the johnson rod does.

    (6) Favorite beer or wine?

    (7) Yard work. How to make that darn lawn grow....seeding and aerating tips.


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    I could def talk about animals and cars but not sports. I dont follow sports so I think it would be really obvious to them that I was clueless about it.
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    ^I can't talk about sports either...I know nothing nor care to know.

    I try (3) and (5) all the time because those are areas I am usually up to date in. I'll have to try an animal/dino chat though. Thanks for the tips!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    Many men like grizzlies.
    I hate the Grizzlies.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Bob_Loblaw View Post
    I hate the Grizzlies.

    Bummer your team left man.

    Suckage.

    LOL @ Johnson Rod

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    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting. Most guys like that.
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    ^What Sophia said.
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    I wish there was an "auto-like" setting that I could just have applied to all of your posts Sophia....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    (5) Cars and problems with them? Just don't ask what the johnson rod does.

    Personally I don't watch much TV or sports, but I have the common guy fetish for cars.

    Which reminds me, when I was in High School about 30 years ago, I was with a bunch of friends and being a typical teenage boy, was a true ASS at times.. we were standing at a corner and this old lady pulls up to the light and I (for some unknown reason) yell out "Hey lady, your Johnson Rod is broken".

    Now to this day I don't know if it I had heard it somewhere first myself, or it was a first, but our gang of guys busted up laughing and started using this one for cheap thrills. Yes, well we were teenage boys and only other teenage boys understand why this was funny. I had heard of the word Johnson of course, meaning DICK in AtinLay, but I truly thought at the time that my prank was clever and unique.

    Now years later it appears the infamous Johnson Rod has become a true part of automobile pranksterism.

    So was it coincidence? Did I hear it somewhere else sub-consciously? Did the joke start in multiple places? Did I start something wrong here and my claim to fame is tormenting little old ladies with needless worry and repair bills? The world may never know...

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    ...be warned, those items dont mix well. Guys will back away very slowly if you start talking about drunk dinosaurs playing football on a manicured grass field in a thunderstorm.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting. Most guys like that.
    Always good conversation starters in my books

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting. Most guys like that.
    I think this would work better than sports, the weather, dinosaurs, beers or even shamwow.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting. Most guys like that.
    Now this is how I like my favorite dancer's to talk. That's when I usually suggest we go to VIP and continue our discussion. Forget sports, cars, weather, etc...

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    When I first read it - weather, dinosaurs, lawn care? - I didn't think he was being serious but then everyone took it serious so I guess it was. Just stick to flirty with me. I'll get my sports talk from my guy friends and the sports media and don't care about the rest.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting. Most guys like that.
    yeah, i dig that, lol, i got a weakness for SS like that, lol....

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    I think this thread is showing the difference between trying to cultivate a "talk" regular (older lonely guy, may not even buy dances much) and a guy, usually younger, who's at the club to have sexy fun. OP's suggestions may work for the former, Sophia's for the latter.

    But seriously, dinosaurs? WTF. Maybe on a 6 year old or Ross Geller.

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    I used to just ask the men what they did for fun. If I knew about his hobby, I'd say so. Or if I knew nothing about his hobby I'd ask him to tell me about it. No matter if I knew the topic or not, I'd ask him questions about the subject. People like to feel smart, and asking a customer to explain his ideas for better drywall installation or what is the best golf course he's ever been on and why he liked it will give him the opportunity to "impress" me with his knowledge. And "impressed" would be how I would describe my reaction to whatever he was talking about.

    I didn't fake my reactions. I would be taking mental notes for the next time he came to the club. People know when you are humoring them. It is generally easier to keep the person talking if you have a starting point. For instance I don't play poker, but I can make a mental note to ask "Mike" how his last tournament went. This makes a great ice breaker, and he can impress me with his poker playing skills (of which I have none).

    I would draw the line on anything illegal or unethical.


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    Thanks for the tips, I was just thinking yesterday I needed some fresh conversation starters. Lately, I 've been asking about the election ,but have realized it 's too touchy of a subject and most men that I've asked are not educated on the candidate's platforms. So, i end up getting disgusted with their ignorance or attempting to educate them, which kills my mood and waste $$$ time.

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    I wonder what the record is for most quoted post in a single thread?

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    for the most part i let the men do most of the talking. it seems to work well especially since a lot of the customers i come across dont have a receptive ear at home. so i just listen, ask follow up questions, and listen some more. it has worked well for me so far.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting. Most guys like that.
    and you can tell them about your pubes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about fucking. I talk about how horny I am. I talk about how wet my pussy is getting.
    Its working already.
    Former SCJ now in rehab.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    and you can tell them about your pubes!
    Fuck that. SHOW them.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sophia_Starina View Post
    I talk about how wet my pussy is getting.
    I would ask for tactile verification.

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    I recall my second-to-last visit to a SC. There was a cute dancer I fancied, but she was sitting at a table with a couple other guys, chatting them up. When she was called to the stage, she did her set, then went back to the same table. Eventually, ONE of the guys bought ONE lower price dance. (This club has two prices for dances, $10 for a lap dance at the side of the room, and $25 for a VIP behind a curtain, with touching allowed of any part of the dancer except what is under her bikini.)

    Meanwhile I sat with a couple hundred dollars in my pocket I would have liked to spend on her. Then another dancer came by, asked if I wanted a dancer, and got all my money. She was not my first choice, but my first choice was busy talking with a cheapskate.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    I have some suggestions how strippers can ....
    Wow! I am impressed that no stripper yet posted for you to f-ck off and to stop telling them how to do their jobs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmaidern View Post
    I have some suggestions how strippers can strike up good conversations with a man besides the typical chit chat.

    (1) Do you like college football? ...
    (2) Same goes for NFL. ...
    (5) Cars and problems with them...
    (7) Yard work. ....seeding and aerating tips.
    In keeping with the spirit of this forum, I do have a question for the dancers: how well do these traditionally male topics work as conversation topics, compared to gender-neutral topics?

    While it is nice for me to have an interesting conversation with a dancer, I am not sure that I'd look any more favorably at a dancer who is well-conversed in traditionally male subjects. For me it would actually be a little bit of a turn off -- in my mind the character who strips for me should be feminine, know about feminine or gender-neutral subjects, and should not know about male subjects more then me.

    This is akin to the frequent topic on how smart/dumb a dancer's character should be. Just as many dancers have posted here that do not do well whenever they appear smart (due to guys' insecurities), I wonder if delving into traditional male subjects will have a similar effect. I know nothing about sports (I wish I had the tenacity to spend hours in front of the tube like some guys) and I get a deer-in-the-headlights look whenever a dancer brings it up.

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