a regular of mine asked me while we were sitting together if i ever have any "stripper bloopers", as in occasional mishaps onstage and whatnot. here is my resume:
falling off of the pole
spinning on the pole and accidentally kicking a guy in the head
slipping onstage
accidentally hitting my nose on the pole, causing a nosebleed
struggling to take off my corset (usually gets a few laughs)
shoe flying into the audience
a too-long tampon string peeking out
in a conversation, a customer asks what i honestly am first attracted to in a guy. my response: "hair." this customer was shaved bald and quickly excused himself. oh well, at least i danced for him before he asked me.
what are your stripper bloopers?



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Although he didn't!

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