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    I just got back from the vet and my cat is overweight. Its my fault as much as it is my bf's. We would indulge him whenever he wanted snacks. now the vet wants him to lose 8llbs. I'm supposed to provide "enrichment play" by dragging a garishly colored mouse on a stick and encouraging him to chase it. Duke is staring at me maliciously as I write because I won't give him any of my Hardee's. Any suggestions on how to get him to excersise that don't involve the use of small animals, live or stuffed?

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    Chase him around lol We do that to my big fluffball. Also manage how much food he gets a day, my kitty is on a special diet for being a bit overweight. Kitties love fries from fast food resturaunt I noticed lol. Good luck!





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    Thanks hon. I'm feeding him that Eukanubs (shit I really can't spell it)Its made for cats with "weight management issues" which is the PC way of saying your cat is overweight. The funny thing is, he has no neck. he just has one orange fuzzy ball on top of a bigger orange fuzzy ball lol. He is cute. I don't think he's falling for the excersise ploy though.

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    I have a nasty mind. The topic of your post got me all excited.LOL!

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    lol so I take it you like fat red pussy? you can have mine cause he isn't talking to me. I changed his food and reduced the portions by half.

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    SO not what i expected the thread to be about...

    have you tried those little plastic thingys that you put food in and he has to hit it around to get to it? don't know what they're called, sorry!
    if you feed him just a little bit and put his food in one of those, he'll eventually get hungry enough to work for it, which means you'll be doing portion control, AND making him exercise at the same time.

    you could also try taking him on walks! haha... i know, its a cat, but cats can enjoy walks just as dogs can. leash train him (sounds hard, but its really not as hard as it sounds) and ya'all can exercise together!

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    Mine's fat too, and I've been lazy about sticking to a schedule lately.

    Feed it like twice a day and play with it when its hungry. Its instinctual- they aren't as driven to hunt when they're not hungry. Try diferent toys- some with feathers or bells and make them fly or hop, or dart across the room like a mouse. (Sometimes, they are more interested if you do it on a plastic bag that makes some noise.) After he chases for a little while and he starts to get tired let him "get" it and chew on it for a little while. Then you can feed him. Its more satisfying for them.

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    Pussy... cat... heh. I was mislead. lol

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    try a lazer light. some cats go nuts for those.

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    yeah my cat is 15 lbs!he is large and in charge and my mom spoils him to death feeding him all sorts of delicacies. i told her to cut it out but she says he beggs and beggs for it driving her nuts.

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    I've had cats that love to bat at ostrich feathers and chase laser pointers. Another amusement for some of my cats has been a ball made of crumpled aluminum foil, about the size of a golf ball. Some kitties love to smack something like that around the room.

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    How much does the op's kitty weigh? I have a big pussy too

    He is also 15 lbs (down from 17 a few months ago), but he's not a fat one, he's a big boned, muscualr black male. His thighs are like giant chicken thighs!!

    Pantera is pretty active though. We use feathers on a string as well and cat nip will get him all energetic.
    (Formerly known as 'Korina')

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    He weighed in at 17.7 llbs. Duke is orange and fluffy. He has no neck. Just one big ball of fur with another smaller ball of fur on top of it for his head. And on the excercise front, my bf bought a laser pointer, which he displays half-hearted interest in. So far so good. My bf is getting pissed though. He said that hes gonna buy a hamster and one of those little balls they like to run around in and Duke really will get off his lazy ass. I told him a toy with regular cat food will do just fine. No using small rodents, real or stuffed!

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    aww man

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    I don't approve of animal cruelty, but your bf's idea is funny and probably would be very effective. On the other hand, domesticated animals tend to lose that hunting instinct.

    I'm curious about the food you're feeding him. "Weight management" food sounds like speed for kitties. Is it like the weight management supplements for humans? Does he seem to have more energy after eating? I'm asking because "legal speed" like Total Lean from GNC or Hydroxycut can cause depression in humans.

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    its either eukanuba or iams lol. I just know it cost an arm and a leg, possibly part of a torso.

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    Fat Pussy update.. I am happy to report that Duke has lost 4 llbs and is actually enjoying his new excercise regimen. He also has a new girlfriend, a Turkish Angora named Isis that we adopted from the shelter. Maybe having a new woman in his life will keep him motivated not to look like Henry VIII

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