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    Drunk Bachelor party comes in. Most of the guys are nice and normal. Of course there's the drunk best man telling his friends "not to waste their money" and bitching to us that we're "boring" his friends.

    He waves me over and goes to hand me a doller bill from his stack, slurring "go give my boy a dance". I START to answer "sweetie, you KNOW dances are $20.00", when I realize that retardo has mixed a hundred in with his singles, and that he's accidentaly handing me said hundred!

    I quickly close my fist around it, and smile verry sweetly and say, "thanks for the the tip baby" and go give his friend a dance.

    THE PUNCH LINE: AS I WALK OVER TO GIVE HIS FRIEND THE DANCE, I HEAR RETARDO SAY TO ANOTHER FRIEND "SEE, IF THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T SUCKER YOU INTO GIVING THEM A TWENTY, THEY'LL TAKE WHAT THEY CAN GET!!"

    Justic to cheapos served! Well, at least served for that song. Lol, a hundred only goes so far.

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    Default Re: Cheapo MEANT to give me a dollar - INSTEAD, his drunk-ass gave me...

    ha karma is a bitch lol

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    Ha! That is the best thing I've heard in a while. I love when shitty guy get what they deserve. Bet he felt dumb the next day after he sobered up and realized he was $100 short!
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    Ya'll bitches need to calm down. Cerously.
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    ahahaha i fucking love this! it is so instant karma because goddess loves strippers.

    i have had this happen a few times. a guy was supposed to hand me a few tens and he handed me twenties. a guy hands me a fifty with another crisp one right behind it. this always happens to JERKS.

    yay! good for you!!
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    HA HA!

    I can't count how many times this has happened to me. It's so... just... RAD. It's JUSTICE.

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    What made it feel sooo good for me, was HOW damn arrogant he was! The whole "strippers are too stupid for a real job/are whores" mentality he had.

    Ummm, yeah - I'm stupid, but you're the one that (at 35) gets sooo drunk at your friend's bachelor party you're handing out hundreds thinking they're ones.. Arrogance - tsk tsk: it'll aways bite you on the flabby ass!
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    Haha!!! That's awesome!!!

    BTW, there's a special place in hell for the "cockblocker" of the group that discourages all his friends from getting dances just because he is too cheap and/or broke to buy one and doesn't want to feel left out.

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    im lovign that. I think this only happens to jerks cuz we dont tell .. when the nice guy accidently hands us a hundred we offer change. lol

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    Default Re: Cheapo MEANT to give me a dollar - INSTEAD, his drunk-ass gave me...

    I love it when that happens. They think that they're suckering us, but alas. We get the last laugh.

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    love it... :teasing: fail on him!
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    that's fucking awesome.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lady View Post
    im lovign that. I think this only happens to jerks cuz we dont tell .. when the nice guy accidently hands us a hundred we offer change. lol
    haha so true. <3
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    yeah its our equivalent of spitting in people's food. muwahahaha!

    a girl this summer was about to cry because a guy complained to management about how bad the lapdance was. She was a beautiful amazing dancer and he was mad that he couldn't touch. management told him they couldn't help him so he got real mad and paid her for the dance. I saw her hiding a smile. She told me that the guy paid three times without realizing it because he was so wasted. He paid her out on the floor while they were talking. Paid right before the dance. And dumbass paid her in heated anger in front of management. She ended up making like 130 for her terrible single no-touch dance.

    justice!
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    Good for you for getting the extra money!

    BUT it still pisses me off that this ass thought you were giving away a dance for a buck! you should have taken the money and walked away!

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    Thats good only cuz he was an ass, then it's ok not to feel bad. And much better cuz you can take it and run and not give a shit cuz if he was nice it would be another story.
    Once again... karma! I love when that sort of thing happens.

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    Yes!!! I love it!!

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    I had a really drunk guy tip me,with a piece of paper...I opened it...broccoli...toilet paper...milk..uhhh lol grocery list!!! I told him he needed to tip me for the dance and he fumbled around in his pockets and pulled out two 100s and put them in my t-back! He was an extreme hater, everytime I passed his table he was verbally bashing EVERYBODY and made one girl cry! So I really didn't feel bad for taking it, maybe he learned his lesson...or not lol =P

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    Quote Originally Posted by davka View Post
    ahahaha i fucking love this! it is so instant karma because goddess loves strippers.

    i have had this happen a few times. a guy was supposed to hand me a few tens and he handed me twenties. a guy hands me a fifty with another crisp one right behind it. this always happens to JERKS.

    yay! good for you!!
    I had this happen once. A dude wasn't tipping me on stage, and when I told him he had to tip, he RELUCTANTLY, sighing, huffing, rolling his eyes, tossed a couple crumpled ones on the stage. I finished my set, started straightening my money, and found a fifty hiding amongst the three bucks. WIN.

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    Quote Originally Posted by davka View Post
    yeah its our equivalent of spitting in people's food. muwahahaha!

    a girl this summer was about to cry because a guy complained to management about how bad the lapdance was. She was a beautiful amazing dancer and he was mad that he couldn't touch. management told him they couldn't help him so he got real mad and paid her for the dance. I saw her hiding a smile. She told me that the guy paid three times without realizing it because he was so wasted. He paid her out on the floor while they were talking. Paid right before the dance. And dumbass paid her in heated anger in front of management. She ended up making like 130 for her terrible single no-touch dance.

    justice!
    Wait, how much were dances?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra39 View Post
    Thats good only cuz he was an ass, then it's ok not to feel bad. And much better cuz you can take it and run and not give a shit cuz if he was nice it would be another story.
    Once again... karma! I love when that sort of thing happens.
    Exactly. I have always returned accidental "tips" to nice customers, or asked if they wanted change while showing them the money they handed me. I think that's good Karma (and they almost always mean to tip you, so it works out, you keep the money, and they appreciate your honesty and gratitude).

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    Quote Originally Posted by c0y0te_71 View Post
    I had a really drunk guy tip me,with a piece of paper...I opened it...broccoli...toilet paper...milk..uhhh lol grocery list!!! I told him he needed to tip me for the dance and he fumbled around in his pockets and pulled out two 100s and put them in my t-back! He was an extreme hater, everytime I passed his table he was verbally bashing EVERYBODY and made one girl cry! So I really didn't feel bad for taking it, maybe he learned his lesson...or not lol =P
    Was it for a dance, or for stage?

    Either way, that fucking rocks!

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