Drunk Bachelor party comes in. Most of the guys are nice and normal. Of course there's the drunk best man telling his friends "not to waste their money" and bitching to us that we're "boring" his friends.
He waves me over and goes to hand me a doller bill from his stack, slurring "go give my boy a dance". I START to answer "sweetie, you KNOW dances are $20.00", when I realize that retardo has mixed a hundred in with his singles, and that he's accidentaly handing me said hundred!
I quickly close my fist around it, and smile verry sweetly and say, "thanks for the the tip baby" and go give his friend a dance.
THE PUNCH LINE: AS I WALK OVER TO GIVE HIS FRIEND THE DANCE, I HEAR RETARDO SAY TO ANOTHER FRIEND "SEE, IF THEY KNOW THEY CAN'T SUCKER YOU INTO GIVING THEM A TWENTY, THEY'LL TAKE WHAT THEY CAN GET!!"![]()
Justic to cheapos served! Well, at least served for that song. Lol, a hundred only goes so far.



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Arrogance - tsk tsk: it'll aways bite you on the flabby ass!





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