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    I'm curious to learn about other laws from different parts of the country. In El paso, you must have your shoes on otherwise you're a prostitute. You can be naked as a jaybird, but shoes have to be on at all times. In Florida at the Matador, it was a nude club. The ordinance states you have to wear a "cape" if you are fully nude. I saw girls come out with pretty strange "capes" like shawls, hankies etc. In some clubs you can be nude but if you have a hat, you aren't nude because it is a piece of clothing. And last but not least... in Santa Fe when a custi asked me to pee on my panties and sell them, thats ok, cause its selling clothes, regardless of the conditions.

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    Around my area you can't have full nudirt and serve alcohol, so all nude places are BYOB, The logic in that totally escapes me cause at the byobs , the guys are the drunkest and loudest
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    I think in Florida or some state near there its illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary position.




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    Quote Originally Posted by tempest666 View Post
    I'm curious to learn about other laws from different parts of the country. In El paso, you must have your shoes on otherwise you're a prostitute. You can be naked as a jaybird, but shoes have to be on at all times. .
    LOL thats so funny for some reason.

    I remember at a club in AZ a while ago we had to have any article of clothing on to not be naked like you mentioned too. A scarf, a hat etc.

    It also baffles me that liquid latex is considered an article of clothing in some states... like a bra.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra39 View Post
    LOL thats so funny for some reason.

    I remember at a club in AZ a while ago we had to have any article of clothing on to not be naked like you mentioned too. A scarf, a hat etc.

    It also baffles me that liquid latex is considered an article of clothing in some states... like a bra.
    Dude I hate latex it fucks up my nipple rings so bad. I spend way too much $$$ on new barbells bout 2 sets a month. In NM supposedly latex helps protect against lactating women (urban legend, I dunno) In retaliation I use fabric paint and paint my nipples the most outlandish colors. Blue, green, purple you name it. But I'd take latex over pasties any day of the week!

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    In Fulton County, Georgia, you must have a strip of pubic hair at least two fingers wide, because if you don't you might visually satisfy the desires of child molesters.

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    HAHAHAHA that's funny^^^

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    In Texas it is illegal for pigs to have sex on airport property without a permit! WTF

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    ^ wha.....?

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    I just bought a new book on stupid laws around the country from barnes and noble. lol I never knew how much time politicians had on their hands until now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by pookie View Post
    I think in Florida or some state near there its illegal to have sex in any position other than missionary position.
    Its also illegal to have sexual relations with a porcupine in Florida. Bestiality just got upped to a felony cause some sicko raped a goat and killed it.

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    The having to be wearing your shoes thing is how they say we came to wear the "glass slippers" (clear platform stripper shoes) - cos if we HAD to wear shoes, then we might as well make it look a) as if we aren't wearing them and b) flattering to the leg!

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    The other thing to remember about loads of those random laws is that the only came about BECAUSE SOMEONE DID IT, and they had to make a law so that no-one else would do it.
    Laws like not tying your elephant to a fire hydrant (or something like that!)

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    [quote=Bubble;1751335]The other thing to remember about loads of those random laws is that the only came about BECAUSE SOMEONE DID IT, and they had to make a law so that no-one else would do it.
    Laws like not tying your elephant to a fire hydrant (or something like that!)[/quot
    Some of the product warning labels are truly frightening. It makes me wonder about the future of humanity. Ever read the Darwin Awards?

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    "Do not use if you cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

    "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

    "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

    "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

    "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

    "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

    "Do not use while sleeping or unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

    "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of a chocolate CD in a gift basket.

    "Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan.

    "Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover." -- On a pair of shin guards made for bicyclists.

    "This product not intended for use as a dental drill." -- On an electric rotary tool.

    "Caution: Do not spray in eyes." -- On a container of underarm deodorant.

    "Do not drive with sunshield in place." -- On a cardboard sunshield that keeps the sun off the dashboard.

    "Caution: This is not a safety protective

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    Caution! Contents hot!" -- On a Domino's Pizza box.

    "Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup.

    "Caution: Shoots rubber bands." -- On a product called "Rubber Band Shooter."

    "Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a frisbee.

    "Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush.

    "Please keep out of children." -- On a butcher knife.

    "Not suitable for children aged 36 months or less." -- On a birthday card for a 1 year old.

    "Do not recharge, put in backwards, or use." -- On a battery.

    "Warning: Do not use on eyes." -- In the manual for a heated seat cushion.

    "Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer.

    "Do not use for drying pets." -- In the manual for a microwave oven.

    "For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod.

    "For use by trained personnel only." -- On a can of air freshener.
    See what I mean

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    The strip clubs in Montana require that nude dancers must wear shoes at all times. This is a Health department rule, and has nothing to do with the fact that the girls are dancing totally naked otherwise.
    LOL!


    Promote yourself and earn more money! This is a business that is owned by strippers for strippers. Let's make that money!


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    There used to be very strange dancing laws in Chicago and the suburban areas. For instance, when I started dancing (mostly at bikini clubs), nude clubs could only serve non alcoholic drinks. Those that served drinks could only be topless with pasties or with latex (depending on the area). There was also an ordinance that bikini/topless bars you had to wear two pairs of panties and pantyhose. There were many silly laws regarding gentlemens clubs then. I don't know if this was a law, but at a few clubs you couldn't touch yourself anywhere (even flipping hair) while dancing.

    Is the book called something about tying an alligator to a fire hydrant? I have that book and another one about crazy warnings.
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    there is a law in england if a pregnant woman needs to pee then a policeman has to take of his hat, let her pee in it and then empty it and put it back on, there are others too like its legal to shoot welsh men(bow and arrow) and kill them wihin the grounds of certain places at certain times, not being allowed to sell carrots on sundays, they are just realy old laws that havent been changed because no one cares.
    queen elizebeth (the first one) never made any laws on lesbian sex because she thought that no one would ever even want to think about it let alone try it and it would never ever happen x

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