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    Default My worst stripper habit...

    ...is leaving VIP rooms before the time is up if the guy is handsy, annoying, or if I'm just over it, etc. I say I'm going to run to the bathroom and I never come back.

    I leave about 5 minutes early on average for half hours and 10 minutes early for hours if I know the guy is not going to renew, if it's the end of the night and I need to cash in my funny money before the last song, or if he has been pestering me for my number and things like that.

    I just realized I do this, and it's got to be horrible for the customer. I don't even thank them at the end of their time. Keep in mind, I have to be pretty pissed to leave. It's only in extreme circumstances that I will tell the guy his behavior is unacceptable and that I'm leaving. The rest of the time I'm passive aggressive and let the waitress or floormen deal with getting them out of the room and settling their tab. That's their job anyways, and I guess it's revenge for leaving me in rooms sometimes longer than I've been paid for.

    Do any of you do this? I hate sticking it out until the end with assholes if I've already been paid.

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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    Guilty. If they really piss me off, I do the bathroom trick as well. I view VIP as a necessary evil anyway, unless I'm sincerely having a good time.

    If the guy is really handsy though, and I can tell this beforehand, I ask the bouncer to cut my time short.

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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    That's actually funny, we aren't allowed to leave if the time isn't up, unless we state the reason why and a bouncer will escort the guy out *hopefully*
    BUT I do see a dancer end two for ones before the second song even starts.. I always thought she was either cheating the custy or just drunk, but that could be her reason.
    I've only ended early a few times in my career and I've been able to do it by acting like the songs were up and walking the guy out, I don't think this is a bad habit, just self-preservation.
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    No I don't cuz the bouncers time it and tell us when it's over. If we timed it hell yeah I would.
    My bad habit is that I spend my last hour being pretty lazy and smoking outside only to come in for stages... I know bad but usually I'm so worn out my last hour is useless anyways.
    So I suppose it's similar lol I always cut the end of my shift short, you cut your VIPs.

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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    Quote Originally Posted by Cassandra39 View Post
    My bad habit is that I spend my last hour being pretty lazy and smoking outside only to come in for stages... I know bad but usually I'm so worn out my last hour is useless anyways.
    I do that, too...after seven hours, I really don't have any hustle left in me. I figure at least if I stay for my stage rotation, I'll earn some tips, which is more than I would have made if I had just skipped out early.

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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    yeah i do it all the time, everywhere i work i cut my vips short by at least 20%, sometimes more, i just pretend to see smthg and say" Oh no , i think our time is up....."
    These days I like to count my money. I like to wash it delicately and iron it. Sometimes I dry it with some bounty to make it all nice and cuddly. I love my money... did I say that out loud?

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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    If I'm in a half hour VIP I usually take a ten minute "bathroom break" halfway in, just to get a break from the guy. Or, if I know he's going to be a handful, I bribe the host to take 10 minutes off the clock so he only gets 20 minutes.

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    ^ bribery! That's a great idea!

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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    If I'm with sitting with a custy and I'm getting bored or tired, I'll tell him I'm going to the bathroom and never come back. And I do the lazy last hour thing, usually falling asleep on the couch in the dressing room.

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    The only time I'll cut a room short is if it's something like it's near the end and the customer is pretty into it and I know I'll sell another room if I tell him time's up while he's still worked up.
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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    Thats funny. What do you guys do if you see the guy later out in the club?



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    Default Re: My worst stripper habit...

    No fair. The bouncers at my club time everything. Cheating a custy on time or dances never goes over well. I've seen way too many times a bouncer will call out a dancer right in front of the custy and make her sit back down and finish her time or dances. It makes the girls look like trick b's and custys eat this up. If you don't have something worked out in advance with the staff, watch out, because they'll be all over you on the floor. This type of scrutiny varies per bouncer.

    My worst stripper habit... Not going in.

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