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    Default The worst club you've ever seen/experiences

    In the stripping general section we had "The worst club you've ever seen?" figured this would be good for customers to...

    So what are some of the nastiest things you have seen and experienced?

    Mine is minor: club/hotel that had rooms with plywood doors (probably because the doors had been previously kicked in). Waited 30m for a dancer on sat night and when she finally got on she was fat/old and possible pregnant and put in very little effort.

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    Not all from the same club, (well the first five are):

    1. Carpet that stuck to your shoes like velcro.
    2. Men's room with two inches of water in it.
    3. Urinal marked out of commission by wrapping it in saran wrap.
    4. People used urinal in #3 anyways, which puts #1 and #2 in perspective.
    5. Chairs you could literally fall through.
    6. Stage tiprail held together with duct tape.
    7. Alternating red and green vinyl chairs throughout the club.
    8. Stage that I saw at least three cockroaches come out of one night. One dancer on stage freaked when she felt a crunch under her foot.
    8. Dancer with around one quarter of her teeth missing taking dollar from my mouth to hers.
    10. Dancer with blackhead between her ass checks which upon closer examination was a dingleberry taking dollar from my mouth to well...how do you think I see something like that in a darkened club?
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    Default Re: The worst club you've ever seen/experiences

    Oh, Dude... can't top those. Even the Market St clubs in Paterson rank a notch above that shit.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Worst experience: having a smelly ass in my face.
    Funniest experience: same smelly ass in another customer's face. The look on his face was priceless.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Golden_Rule View Post
    Oh, Dude... can't top those. Even the Market St clubs in Paterson rank a notch above that shit.
    Dingleberries?? I never thought of Market Street as upscale.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Not all from the same club, (well the first five are):

    1. Carpet that stuck to your shoes like velcro.
    2. Men's room with two inches of water in it.
    3. Urinal marked out of commission by wrapping it in saran wrap.
    4. People used urinal in #3 anyways, which puts #1 and #2 in perspective.
    5. Chairs you could literally fall through.
    6. Stage tiprail held together with duct tape.
    7. Alternating red and green vinyl chairs throughout the club.
    8. Stage that I saw at least three cockroaches come out of one night. One dancer on stage freaked when she felt a crunch under her foot.
    8. Dancer with around one quarter of her teeth missing taking dollar from my mouth to hers.
    10. Dancer with blackhead between her ass checks which upon closer examination was a dingleberry taking dollar from my mouth to well...how do you think I see something like that in a darkened club?
    I saw a stripper with toilet paper in her asshole one night i just started laughing and told her what it was, she said it was some of the fiber from her outfit

    Used to go to this club every two weeks and every two weeks same stipper would get mad because someone either gave her some change or asked if she was a man

    Two clubs were like two miles apart, was in one club and this stripper got mad onstage and started cussing everyone out because they wouldn't tip, she got off stage grabbed her coat and walked out the door. About ten minutes later i left to go to the other club and saw her walking along the highway, when i was in the other club for about 10 minutes i see her come walking in and 20 minutes later she got onstage and started doing the samething she had done at the other club because she said guys weren't tipping there either

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    Quote Originally Posted by rlams2000 View Post
    Worst experience: having a smelly ass in my face.
    Funniest experience: same smelly ass in another customer's face. The look on his face was priceless.
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    Quote Originally Posted by grindonme View Post
    I saw a stripper with toilet paper in her asshole one night i just started laughing and told her what it was, she said it was some of the fiber from her outfit

    Used to go to this club every two weeks and every two weeks same stipper would get mad because someone either gave her some change or asked if she was a man

    Two clubs were like two miles apart, was in one club and this stripper got mad onstage and started cussing everyone out because they wouldn't tip, she got off stage grabbed her coat and walked out the door. About ten minutes later i left to go to the other club and saw her walking along the highway, when i was in the other club for about 10 minutes i see her come walking in and 20 minutes later she got onstage and started doing the samething she had done at the other club because she said guys weren't tipping there either

    lmao, at this shit hole i went to, the girls were nasty, ugly, and fat. one of the better looking girls went up and before she touched the pole she drenched it with rubbing alcohol and wiped it down.

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    Quote Originally Posted by datfreakjawn View Post
    one of the better looking girls went up and
    Swapped spit with me. Market Street Paterson, that which does not kill me makes me stronger.

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    The outside of the "VIP" room had a ladder on the ground and other equipment. VIP room / attic would be a more appropriate description. Oddly enough, they have since been shut down twice.
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    omg, why is it so huge?!! lol lol

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    The (only) club in the capital city of a 4-corners state that borders Texas. Looks, smells, feels like it was built and furnished in 1950. Sofas look like they've not been cleaned or replaced in 50 years. So soft that I sink to the floor. Dances are like the stratosphere. Not only air, but really thin air at that, and much thinner than the 7000 ft elevation would suggest. (Enough hints, already?) The bar is so funky that it's endearing. No pervs' row of seats around the stage, but a floor-level stage with a railing around it. Looks like frosted mirrors all around, but actually the mirrors are so old that they only look frosted. It's the effect of the glass stained with nicotine and the slowly pealing reflective backing. Lovely place.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    Not all from the same club, (well the first five are):

    1. Carpet that stuck to your shoes like velcro.
    2. Men's room with two inches of water in it.
    3. Urinal marked out of commission by wrapping it in saran wrap.
    4. People used urinal in #3 anyways, which puts #1 and #2 in perspective.
    5. Chairs you could literally fall through.
    6. Stage tiprail held together with duct tape.
    7. Alternating red and green vinyl chairs throughout the club.
    8. Stage that I saw at least three cockroaches come out of one night. One dancer on stage freaked when she felt a crunch under her foot.
    8. Dancer with around one quarter of her teeth missing taking dollar from my mouth to hers.
    10. Dancer with blackhead between her ass checks which upon closer examination was a dingleberry taking dollar from my mouth to well...how do you think I see something like that in a darkened club?
    What happened to number 9?

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    Default I saw a hooker during Bike Week

    Daytona Beach, Bike Week, about 3 years ago. GF (now wife) and I were with two other couples and we were simply having a great time.

    After about an hour in our second strip club of the evening...

    An older stripper with some weight problems limps onto the stage and starts dancing. There was something distinctly 'different' about her performance, and it took me a while to notice that one of her shoes was at least 4 inches taller than the other one. So I sat there, slightly intrigued by the situation. I spent the rest of her first dance debating whether it was the result of an injury or if she'd been born that way.

    Then the second dance started and she took off her long-sleeved blouse and snagged the pole with one of her hooks.

    I didn't type that wrong. She was missing both hands and had prosthetic arms with hooks on the end.

    We couldn't take any more and left the club.
    Last edited by ravenorl; 12-31-2008 at 02:44 AM. Reason: I misppelledd a few werds

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    Quote Originally Posted by ravenorl View Post
    Daytona Beach, Bike Week, about 3 years ago. GF (now wife) and I were with two other couples and we were simply having a great time.

    After about an hour in our second strip club of the evening...

    An older stripper with some weight problems limps onto the stage and starts dancing. There was something distinctly 'different' about her performance, and it took me a while to notice that one of her shoes was at least 4 inches taller than the other one. So I sat there, slightly intrigued by the situation. I spent the rest of her first dance debating whether it was the result of an injury or if she'd been born that way.

    Then the second dance started and she took off her long-sleeved blouse and snagged the pole with one of her hooks.

    I didn't type that wrong. She was missing both hands and had prosthetic arms with hooks on the end.

    We couldn't take any more and left the club.

    I know what club this is. My tattoo artist told me about it a year ago! I would have died to see that.

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