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    No point on describing the best type of customer, it's simply the one who pays and treats the dancers with some respect. I go to Tootsies in So FL often and besides looking at the pretty ladies, I enjoy staring at the customer's reactions, man they set back the "homo sapien" a few thousand years. Some of these guys are plain mental cases, yet, I can't stop looking. Here are some of my favorite (as in weirdly interesting) types:

    - The guy at the rail that stares at a girl's privates and has to rotate his neck 90 degrees to get a better look.

    - The slick bastard who needs to get his nose 2 milimeters away from a dancer's privates and take a sniff.

    - The guy who just came for a hug, gets rejected by the 5 first dancers ha creeps out with his shaky hands, finds that "patient one" and gets his hug, then he leaves without even buying a drink.

    - The "Look at meeeeee" hyper-active douche who thinks every dancer wants to sit with him.

    - This guy at the club who walks in with sunglasses and a walking stick, targets all the new dancers, chats their ears off, never gets a lapdance but always rubs their neck, then his hands go to the legs and then..... He is a compulsive grabber, worst of all, plenty of dancers let him.

    - The "dawgs" and "home-boys" who by themselves are quiet and relaxed but when in a pack, turn into a pack of hienas.

    - The fat-smelly guy who always tries to stick his fingers in the dancers privates.

    Let me know what other types of weirdos you see around you at the strip club.

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    Oy vey, here we go again.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowfast View Post
    No point on describing the best type of customer, it's simply the one who pays and treats the dancers with some respect. I go to Tootsies in So FL often and besides looking at the pretty ladies, I enjoy staring at the customer's reactions, man they set back the "homo sapien" a few thousand years. Some of these guys are plain mental cases, yet, I can't stop looking. Here are some of my favorite (as in weirdly interesting) types:

    - The guy at the rail that stares at a girl's privates and has to rotate his neck 90 degrees to get a better look.

    - The slick bastard who needs to get his nose 2 milimeters away from a dancer's privates and take a sniff.

    - The guy who just came for a hug, gets rejected by the 5 first dancers ha creeps out with his shaky hands, finds that "patient one" and gets his hug, then he leaves without even buying a drink.

    - The "Look at meeeeee" hyper-active douche who thinks every dancer wants to sit with him.

    - This guy at the club who walks in with sunglasses and a walking stick, targets all the new dancers, chats their ears off, never gets a lapdance but always rubs their neck, then his hands go to the legs and then..... He is a compulsive grabber, worst of all, plenty of dancers let him.

    - The "dawgs" and "home-boys" who by themselves are quiet and relaxed but when in a pack, turn into a pack of hienas.

    - The fat-smelly guy who always tries to stick his fingers in the dancers privates.

    Let me know what other types of weirdos you see around you at the strip club.
    So which one are you, you said what the best type of customer was but didn't say which you were

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    Quote Originally Posted by grindonme View Post
    So which one are you, you said what the best type of customer was but didn't say which you were
    He's the one that posts the results of oversimplified observations like this on stripper forums, so he can show the dancers how he sympathizes with their plight, and after perhaps a few positive replies, he can sleep better knowing that he's one of the "good" customers, and therefore better than any of the aforementioned cretins.

    OTOH, perhaps I'm just in a bitchy mood today because I had to hear that damned Pink song "So What" four times at work last night.


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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    He's the one that posts the results of oversimplified observations like this on stripper forums, so he can show the dancers how he sympathizes with their plight, and after perhaps a few positive replies, he can sleep better knowing that he's one of the "good" customers, and therefore better than any of the aforementioned cretins.

    OTOH, perhaps I'm just in a bitchy mood today because I had to hear that damned Pink song "So What" four times at work last night.


    Nah-nah, nah-nah, nah-nah-nah, I wanna start a fight. Over and over.
    WOW! See? that's the reason I love these forums, you cannot get any more straight forward replies than this one. I love a dancer-behind-a-keyboard, you get to explode here, as you said, "after a bad night at work". But you do have a point, I am as much of a sucker as any other customer out there. And yes, It would help me to sleep better at night to know that eve tho I am an a-hole like the guy next door, at least I try to be respectful.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowfast View Post

    Let me know what other types of weirdos you see around you at the strip club.
    The guy who sits in the club for hours staring at the customers and then joins a web site so that he can talk about it...
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    Thats me!!!!

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    Some guys are creepy weirdos, some guys aren't.

    Next.

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    9 replies, all from guys, no dancers. I guess that says a lot about this thread topic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Everyman View Post
    9 replies, all from guys, no dancers. I guess that says a lot about this thread topic.
    This may shock you but dancers don't spend a lot of time people watching when they are at work. They only see two types of customers. The ones who are spending money on them and the ones who are not.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    This may shock you but dancers don't spend a lot of time people watching when they are at work. They only see two types of customers. The ones who are spending money on them and the ones who are not.
    true. lol.

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    we also had a similar thread a couple of months ago.
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    You know, if in a particular club, I somehow became more attentive to the antics of the customers around me than the women in various states of undress, I think that would be a good time to point my toes in the direction of the exit and start walking.

    And if I get to the point where I can pigeonhole those customers into categories, well, I think that would be a good time to find a new hobby.
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    Speak for yourself buddy, the eye can only take enough bewbies and butts, needs a reboot often and a change of focus. Then we get back to the ladies.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowfast View Post
    Speak for yourself buddy, the eye can only take enough bewbies and butts, needs a reboot often and a change of focus. Then we get back to the ladies.
    LOL, Whatever works for you dude. Personally I'm with Doc on this one. I've never felt the need to "reboot" and stare at drunken fat slobs who are not tipping when I was in a strip club full of naked and beautiful women...
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    Quote Originally Posted by yoda57us View Post
    LOL, Whatever works for you dude. Personally I'm with Doc on this one. I've never felt the need to "reboot" and stare at drunken fat slobs who are not tipping when I was in a strip club full of naked and beautiful women...
    Yeah, me too. I don't think that I ever even noticed another guy at a SC, let alone stare at him to the degree that shadow' describes. As a matter of fact, I'd be pretty self-conscious if I did that. And I'd be pretty uncomfortable if some guy is staring at me in a SC.

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    There are MEN in stripclubs???
    Wow.
    Never noticed.

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    Maybe its just SoFL, but how can I not notice this probably 60+ skinny bold OLD Dude yesterday at Tootsies, that looks hyper, then goes from dancer to dancer and:
    Hugs her but forcing the dancer's arms around his neck, then starts rubbing their backs, then goes from "massage" to "free grabbing" buz he will squezze butts and boobs on his way, and after 5 minutes of this the fucker tries to take them to a sofa where he can touch more.. FOR FREE!!! How do i know details? out of the 6 victims he found yesterday, I am a regular of 2 of them and they told me, besides what I saw, and if he gets denied (rarely) he just moves on to the next one and gets going... ITIS THE MOST PATHETIC THING EVER!!! How can I not notice these creepos? I do my share of chatting (which is more like listening to their chaotic lives) and tipping and a lapdance here and there, but I just cannot help but notice these morons...
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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowfast View Post
    Maybe its just SoFL, but how can I not notice this probably 60+ skinny bold OLD Dude yesterday at Tootsies, that looks hyper, then goes from dancer to dancer and:
    Hugs her but forcing the dancer's arms around his neck, then starts rubbing their backs, then goes from "massage" to "free grabbing" buz he will squezze butts and boobs on his way, and after 5 minutes of this the fucker tries to take them to a sofa where he can touch more.. FOR FREE!!! How do i know details? out of the 6 victims he found yesterday, I am a regular of 2 of them and they told me, besides what I saw, and if he gets denied (rarely) he just moves on to the next one and gets going... ITIS THE MOST PATHETIC THING EVER!!! How can I not notice these creepos? I do my share of chatting (which is more like listening to their chaotic lives) and tipping and a lapdance here and there, but I just cannot help but notice these morons...
    Lmaooo...i don't really notice guys in the stripclub either but there's a guy i see everytime i go to a stripclub in Birmingham that does this exact samething, and just like your case he's an old cat, drops no money and never gets his hands pushed away or anything. I just look at this and laugh everytime

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    See? you cant help but notice, the difference is that Tootsies attendance is 95% weirdos.

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    Quote Originally Posted by doc-catfish View Post
    You know, if in a particular club, I somehow became more attentive to the antics of the customers around me than the women in various states of undress, I think that would be a good time to point my toes in the direction of the exit and start walking.
    We differ there. I'm always watching everyone. Old habits die hard. Though the notes I take are for my own edification and occasional amusement.

    I have always enjoyed strip-clubs as theaters of the absurd.
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    BTW, while we are on the subject, is it needed to point out the obvious: That it is just possible that if you are willing to judge the worth of someone simply by what you read on a website about them it might say a whole hell of a lot more about you than it says about the person you are judging?

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    What about the over-dressed asshole who buys one dance (that you had to practically beat out of him), expects royal treatment, then talks about how much money he wants to spend on you and leaves having only given you the miserable $ 20?

    Or a guy I saw at work last week....he was with a large birthday group, sitting over by one of our satellite stages with some buddies. When it was my turn to dance, all of his friends came up to tip except for that one neanderthal who apparently thought it would be cute to sit there and "encourage" me with things like "Shake that booty, girl" and "Get nasty". When I told him that if he's going to run a commentary on my dance then he should at least get up and tip, he got pissed and turned away.

    I don't think I can make a finite list of these types.....There are too many jerks and they are all different.

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    Quote Originally Posted by shadowfast View Post
    Maybe its just SoFL, but how can I not notice this probably 60+ skinny bold OLD Dude yesterday at Tootsies, that looks hyper, then goes from dancer to dancer and:
    Hugs her but forcing the dancer's arms around his neck, then starts rubbing their backs, then goes from "massage" to "free grabbing" buz he will squezze butts and boobs on his way, and after 5 minutes of this the fucker tries to take them to a sofa where he can touch more.. FOR FREE!!! How do i know details? out of the 6 victims he found yesterday, I am a regular of 2 of them and they told me, besides what I saw, and if he gets denied (rarely) he just moves on to the next one and gets going... ITIS THE MOST PATHETIC THING EVER!!! How can I not notice these creepos? I do my share of chatting (which is more like listening to their chaotic lives) and tipping and a lapdance here and there, but I just cannot help but notice these morons...
    lol, those girls are pushovers. He does that because they let him. I wonder what your regular girls let you get away with if they let some creepy old guy feel them up for free for 5 minutes...

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    it was basically stated at the start of the post and it has been said in many others:

    a good customer is someone who:
    comes in with the intent of spending money on one or more dancers
    is respectful of each dancer's rules and the club rules
    is polite in conversation and keeps any mean comments about any dancer to himself
    has good personal hygiene (this does not mean "is attractive")
    understands he is in a strip club.. not a "regular club" not a "dating service" and not a "brothel"

    a bad customer is:
    anything else


    i don't give a shit to what degree. if a customer lacks -any- of those qualities, i don't want him in my club. period. end of story. i also don't care if they're old, lonely, want hugs, fat, fetishy, whatever..... if they adhere to those above characteristics, i will dance for them, sit with them, etc. i (and i believe most dancers) would rather sit with a clean, ugly, polite, 70 year old man who spends money than an arrogant, cheap, 25 year old who also happens to be drop dead gorgeous.

    *edit*
    i just wanted to add, that anyone who flashes money around without spending it can blow me. i hate that shit. dudes who come in and talk about how much money they have, pull out wads of cash and flash it while buying drinks, and then not spend any of it on dancers... or do what was mentioned previously.. and buy one dance and then complain about how little action they got for what they spent.

    fuck those guys.

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    and another thing! (sorry, i've had a lot of coffee)

    talking about this sort of thing here is fine, but i just thought of something.... are you one of those guys who comes into the club and asks dancers about other customers? like "whats that guy's story" or "is that guy a regular" etc? because if you are, you should probably stop that. most of us don't enjoy talking about other customers with customers. not only is it not productive to what we're trying to accomplish, but in many cases it puts us in an awkward position. i'd say at least a couple times a week a guy will come in and 75% of his conversation will be about other guys in the club, what it's like to give dances for "X" type of guy, and just stripping in general. it's alright to talk about it a little, in the right context, but it gets old.

    and i should note that... it gets older quicker if you aren't paying me (them, whatever) for conversation.

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